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Mike
06-05-09, 07:14 PM
That Old MC McDonald holds regular raves with a hefty DnB set in his barn on his farm of which he has on his farm, a dog, a cat, a squirrle that lays eggs, a cow that jumps over the moon, pigs that can fly, a tractor with spinners, a toaster & AND a brevvile.

But sadly no Microwave.

How true this is I dont know.

Theorys please?
Sloth
06-05-09, 07:17 PM
maybe so, but i have it on good authority from spud that ronald mcdonald bums kids, and that purple **** mate of his is michael jacksons sex slave. dirty buggers at mackies....
Spudly
06-05-09, 07:21 PM
The pigs that can fly are just the feds in the helicopter trying to break up the rave lol
Sloth
06-05-09, 07:39 PM
did someone say rave?

/me fetches glowsticks....
djshaggeh
06-05-09, 07:47 PM
but it wouldnt be a rave if no one was supplying the drugs...
Mike
06-05-09, 07:51 PM
Mister Beats can supply the disco biscuits then lol
Dar
06-05-09, 08:11 PM
I am guessing some kid found some magic mushrooms on ole man McDonalds farm.... It's a normal farm where the cows go moo and the ducks go quack.
Mike
06-05-09, 08:13 PM
I am guessing some kid found some magic mushrooms on ole man McDonalds farm.... It's a normal farm where the cows go moo and the ducks go quack.

And the Squirrle's lay eggs according to my mates missus :tard:

EDIT: And DnB can be heard faintly from his barn at night lol haha
djshaggeh
06-05-09, 08:13 PM
yeh mister beats harvested a load that were growing on various cow pats dotted around the farm.
Mike
06-05-09, 08:14 PM
Mister Beats is a real person you know.
djshaggeh
06-05-09, 08:15 PM
Yeh i know! He sold me some magic mushrooms at this rave a while back. I blame him for how I turned out.
wwmnw
06-05-09, 08:21 PM
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Sloth
06-05-09, 08:31 PM
what?/\
draper
06-05-09, 08:58 PM
ive been
blue_peg_16v
06-05-09, 09:32 PM
Mister Beats is a real person you know.

is he related to dj talent?
djshaggeh
06-05-09, 09:37 PM
nah he is a refugee from a popular boy band...
craig green
06-05-09, 09:40 PM
Mike whatever you are on, bring some to PV!
Mike
06-05-09, 10:53 PM
Mike whatever you are on, bring some to PV!

Just a normal day in the hood lol I stopped taking the Skitzo drugs years ago, clean as a whistle now with a few er minor side effects.....
dj_wudgey
06-05-09, 11:52 PM
The pigs that can fly are just the feds in the helicopter trying to break up the rave lol

fpmsl!!
Sloth
07-05-09, 12:26 AM
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee Oooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!