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[gazsnova]

guys.... am bored......

[stupot89]

me too lol lol

[NovaBoi92]

Husband and wife...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

[gazsnova]

lol thats a good one

[Cle]

lol ^^

[NovaBoi92]

Hitler was one of the most evil men in history.

He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II.

Although, on the plus side, if he hadn't have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War

[gazsnova]

my god man... bringing a hole new way of looking at things now.... lol

[valvercorsa]

lol nice rep added for randomness

[NovaBoi92]

You know Stephen Hawking is in hospital?

20 quid says the Windows Shutdown noise plays when he dies.

[mowgli]

You know Stephen Hawking is in hospital?

20 quid says the Windows Shutdown noise plays when he dies.

they already tried switching him of & back on again.

[Joe Richardson]

I was bored,so i went out to polish the SR lol

[NovaBoi92]

they already tried switching him of & back on again.

rebooting him failed. He contracted a harmful virus which caused his death.

[CoolTiger]

tried switching him to vista but his voice wasnt compatible

[NovaBoi92]

tried switching him to vista but his voice wasnt compatible

NO...

his Random Access Memory wasnt sufficient so he had a complelte and catastrophic meltdown of all his C:/

no recovery disk could fix him :(

[Spudly]

If you want a random thread to chat utter nonsense in thats what this thread (http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=117955) is for!