paddy138
24-04-09, 11:46 AM
found this on mates blog i think its quite funny
All we are is dust in the wind, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky ........... I think the life cycle is all backwards You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then, When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no Responsibilities, you become a baby, and then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, In spa-like conditions......central heating, room service on tap, Larger quarters every day, And finally you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
All we are is dust in the wind, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky ........... I think the life cycle is all backwards You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then, When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no Responsibilities, you become a baby, and then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, In spa-like conditions......central heating, room service on tap, Larger quarters every day, And finally you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.