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my mates asleep in my bed next to me
im tempted to just slap him silly - any suggestions ?
Should you really have posted on here that youre in bed with a guy:tard:
lmao slap his penisssss
or rub it if your that way?
Youre wrong in the head man!
rest your nuts on his forehead and take a photo.
onlyangelzfall
18-04-09, 10:13 AM
Should you really have posted on here that youre in bed with a guy:tard:
Edited - Nvm =P lol
valvercorsa
18-04-09, 10:17 AM
sleep overs lmao aint had 1 of them since i was like 13 lol
if he a deep sleeper then i would draw a dick on his face lol
Pistol Pete
18-04-09, 10:18 AM
tea bag
rest your nuts on his forehead and take a photo.
lol FTW
tea bag
Video it, then youtube it. He'll love you forever.
dj_wudgey
18-04-09, 11:10 AM
shave off just one off his eye brows!!! its a ******* falling asleep around my mates you never know what will happen lol
Pistol Pete
18-04-09, 11:10 AM
lol
Joe Richardson
18-04-09, 11:12 AM
tea bag
lol
stupot89
18-04-09, 11:39 AM
shave 1 side of his head lol
dj_wudgey
18-04-09, 11:48 AM
or just a big line down the middle!!!
kelbelle
18-04-09, 12:33 PM
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CoolTiger
18-04-09, 02:52 PM
im worried for him... from msn last night
Adam says:
*night mate
Draper says:
*gayness
Adam says:
*lol !
*im not the gayone alex is watch out ;)
Draper says:
*blah blah
Adam says:
*im not lol
Draper says:
*i could turn you
Adam says:
*lol i sure u could
Draper says:
*yep
Adam says:
*anyway gotta underseal all my car tomorrow
*well stonechip
Draper says:
*i love a young boy undersealed up
Adam says:
*lmao
*ill leave you with that thought
Draper says:
*your gonna touch yourself thinking of me
Jim Mcrae
18-04-09, 02:53 PM
So what did you do? (do i want to know?)
hope it involved a cheese grater, some soap, and his mouth lol
General Baxter
18-04-09, 03:26 PM
you should of got a carrot, lubed it up, and started to slide it, in and out of his mouth, with you making groaning noises, he would of soon woken up lol
you should of got a carrot, lubed it up, and started to slide it, in and out of his mouth, with you making groaning noises, he would of soon woken up lol
lol
~~joycey~~
18-04-09, 03:55 PM
Should of stuck teas bags to his face with marmite lol
a teaspoon of white pepper under the nostril is always a winner....
or a red rose & an opened vaseline jar left on the bedside table
tom_beverley
18-04-09, 05:17 PM
I hope draper was just resting his nuts on his mates forehead when he woke up lol
Now that video would be priceless lol
dj_wudgey
18-04-09, 05:24 PM
its mainly stuff that will make you look a **** for a few days that my mates do lol
have a posh w@nk, leave it next to him with an open, well used pot of lm grease lol
Tidy Max
18-04-09, 08:33 PM
tip ex his face, its hilarious, OR get some cling film and wrap it round him + your bed lol
Tigerseal some pubes around his mouth
Pistol Pete
18-04-09, 09:00 PM
Jonny pushed up the bum FTW lol
If his mouth is closed, he will be breathing through his nose. In that case, light up 2 regal filters, and stick them in his nostrils.
See how long it takes him to realise he is smoking.
valvercorsa
18-04-09, 09:06 PM
hahahaha
Pistol Pete
18-04-09, 09:08 PM
Get some Rizlas, stick them together long ways in a long line. Lick and stick to upper lip and light! lol
dj_wudgey
18-04-09, 11:24 PM
Get some Rizlas, stick them together long ways in a long line. Lick and stick to upper lip and light! lol
fpmsl yea had that done lol
nova_saloon
18-04-09, 11:48 PM
man you guys are evil, but if it was me, would have to be a classic tea bag
Novaboi_1991
19-04-09, 12:04 AM
ROFL LMFFAO OMG! lol
ive jus read 4 pages of your suggestions!,
omg some of them are so f-u-c-k-i-n-g funny!
i didnt realise 90% of png had a sence of humour!, ROFL
nice ones lads, :)
numptysport1
19-04-09, 12:47 AM
stick a mars bar down his pants , it will soon melt and he will think he has shi7 himself .
brainsnova
19-04-09, 01:24 AM
chocolate ice cream down his pants ftw
dj_wudgey
19-04-09, 10:20 AM
when people go to sleep round mine i like putting lit fags in there mouth you would be suprised how much they smoke off it before they wake up if they wake at all lol
General Baxter
19-04-09, 10:36 AM
stick a mars bar down his pants , it will soon melt and he will think he has shi7 himself .
lol lol lol lol lol lol
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