Who has chickens?

[Dar]

I do!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/DSC08218_800x600.jpg

Chickty china the chinese chicken! ummmm fresh eggs.... Yum!

[Spudly]

Have a drumstick and your brain starts ticking lol


Been on the beer mr dar, i had chicken in my sarnys yesterday:thumb:

[onlyangelzfall]

will u kill them for your dinner?

[General Baxter]

'cluck'

[mowgli]

I have a large cock, but no chickens

[wilson_sri]

I wish :(

[Saloony]

I half expected to see your kids in chic costumes dude lol

[Dar]

Not eating these ones. However they are so stupid that when I have a BBQ I put them back in their home for fear of one of them jumping on the BBQ and cooking itself.

The chickens are used to torment my youngest child. The senario goes......Give young child some bread or other favored chicken delight and then let the child and chickens out in the garden.

Sit back and watch as said child gets chased around the garden by four hungry chickens. It's alot of fun!

[Dar]

I have a large cock
'The beast' says that whilst pointing at me:(

[Spudly]

Well thats wrong cos dar's only little (height i mean lol)

[mowgli]

'The beast' says that whilst pointing at me:(

what, she says that mowgli has a large cock?

[Dar]

what, she says that mowgli has a large cock?
Yeah, but I reckon he's only got room to hide a small cocktail sausage in those red pants of his!

[mowgli]

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:4oiWggoiao0VpM:http://wordsaboutthings.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sausage.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://wordsaboutthings.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sausage.jpg&imgrefurl=http://wordsaboutthings.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/woman-found-not-guilty-sausage/&usg=__NI2TeCHDB9TV386UWJHF75ua8dw=&h=687&w=500&sz=244&hl=en&start=10&tbnid=4oiWggoiao0VpM:&tbnh=139&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgerman%2Bsausage%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den% 26sa%3DG)

[Dar]

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:4oiWggoiao0VpM:http://wordsaboutthings.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sausage.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://wordsaboutthings.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sausage.jpg&imgrefurl=http://wordsaboutthings.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/woman-found-not-guilty-sausage/&usg=__NI2TeCHDB9TV386UWJHF75ua8dw=&h=687&w=500&sz=244&hl=en&start=10&tbnid=4oiWggoiao0VpM:&tbnh=139&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgerman%2Bsausage%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den% 26sa%3DG)

Is that the large cock you mentioned? Are they supposed to be striped and wander around the streets of their free will?

If so I feel so inadequate and rather cruel. Mr Happy is never let out on his own and the beast says where he is allowed to go as well.

[large_steve182]

my chicks before they grew up and went to a farm

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r434/large_steve182/IMG_6846-1.jpg
http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r434/large_steve182/IMG_6841.jpg

[Lee]

I recognise that black one Steve, went well with some bread sauch he did!

Dars chickens are properly stupid. I can only remember the one Megan named, because she is called 'Chicken' lol

[blue_peg_16v]

chickens and ducks at my grandads, duck eggs are awsome

[novaguy08]

roast duck is awsome too ya know!!
i got 5 chickens :D ill try get a photo up laters

[kelbelle]

My friend has osme but the neighbours pitbull kept getting into the garden and chasing them so she made them pay for a new fence haha