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large_steve182
13-04-09, 03:11 AM
have a quick look around. one says to other, il get the drinks. the other 2 go to a table in a corner next to a table of 2 girls with a dog sitting on the floor. one quickly stands up and sais ive got to go to the toilet and proceeds to walk to the toilets. just before entering the toilet he turns around and goes back to the table. his mate sais "whats the matter?" so he responds "nothing". now the third man appears back with 3 pints of beer and sits them on the table. they all take a drink while the man who got the drinks turns and looks at the table with the 2 girls and the dog on the floor and quickly looks back thinking nothing of it. the 3 guys finish there drinks when 1 of them sais "il get the drinks" while the man who got the first round of drinks sais "im going to go to the toilet" and proceeds to walk to the toilets. just before reaching the toilet door he turns around and heads back to the table and sits down. the man who asked the first time asked the second guy "whats the matter" and the man responds "nothing" so the guys carry on drinking occasionally looking at the table with the girls and dog. but saying nothing about them. the temptation is building and the last man wants to go to the toilet so he sais to his friends that he is going to the toilet and gets up abruptly and walks towards the toilet. when he reaches the toilet he notices a sign saying "toilets out of order". he returns to his seat, finishes his drink and leaves the pub with his friends and they say goodbye and comment on a good night with the exception of the toilet out of order and return home for a good night sleep.
mowgli
13-04-09, 09:56 AM
did this actually happen, because it certainly isn't a joke.
Graeme
13-04-09, 10:06 AM
Very random
matt_vaughan
13-04-09, 10:55 AM
Cant believe I made the effort to read that......
moffat
13-04-09, 10:56 AM
Cant believe I made the effort to read that......

same lol
mowgli
13-04-09, 11:02 AM
I wouldn't say the mother in law was fat, because she is thin........
NOVA-KID-93
13-04-09, 11:05 AM
lmao thats the funniest thing ive ever heard NOT lol

wtf thats just wasted 45 seconds of my life reading that !!
Mike
13-04-09, 11:44 AM
w@nk thread no friends.
dj_wudgey
13-04-09, 11:58 AM
i thought that would be a joke so i read it you wasted my life man lol
novait
13-04-09, 12:42 PM
what a waste of time...:(
kelbelle
13-04-09, 01:13 PM
Spelling and punctuation?
robertdevlin69
13-04-09, 01:54 PM
that was a load of bollox
Curtoise
13-04-09, 01:59 PM
i would have been more interested watching a chicken in a bikini
Sloth
13-04-09, 02:09 PM
steve you owe me 1 min of my life. see ya in court...
numptysport1
13-04-09, 02:16 PM
did the dog go to the toilet ????, cos i can smell it ,or is it bull sh,,e
muzzy
13-04-09, 03:15 PM
WTF i wish i had read the replies before the original post!
BIGS
13-04-09, 03:16 PM
I want to thank you lot for the replys, you have saved me 1min of my life lol
AlexW
13-04-09, 03:55 PM
what a waste of time..... I demand i get my time back. As we cant go back in time il accept £10k for each 30secs.

Kthxbye
Jack
13-04-09, 04:20 PM
genius lol
wwmnw
13-04-09, 06:47 PM
Not only a waste of time for those who read it but a waste of time for the person who wrote it.:tumble::witch:

Kthnxdie
let_nova
13-04-09, 07:24 PM
i think we should attack with red blobs.
NOVA-KID-93
13-04-09, 07:26 PM
i think we should attack with red blobs.

i agree !! lol
Rich
13-04-09, 10:16 PM
lol random? Whats the dog got to do with anything? I see the third man skimpt out on buying a round :(
large_steve182
13-04-09, 11:20 PM
hahahaha, got to love wasting peoples time.
i am now sitting here with a smile of satisfaction :)
NOVA-KID-93
13-04-09, 11:24 PM
hahahaha, got to love wasting peoples time.
i am now sitting here with a smile of satisfaction :)



you sound very proud of yourself lol god damn you wasting our time!!:mad: Nice work tho, look how many read it :eek: