Orange girls

[BIGS]

No they arnt good looking all that fake tan does not do it for me one bit. Why do they think if they look orange they are irresistible. News flash your wrong lady. Anyone else wouldnt touch a you been tango'd looking lass ?

[Asa-James]

me, every year when the fair comes to the local town all the carnie girls are out looking orange as ever, very unattractive

[novait]

i will join your club. i think they look stupid. there is a tanning sallon in the town where i live and there is girls in there every day and i think why oh why..

[BIGS]

Yea they are just wasting money. Fair enough if thats what they lke but why think they can have any bloke they want :mad:

[novait]

yes this is true..if they only had a brain and a life.lol

[Plug]

looks very unhealthy and un attractive

[dj_wudgey]

im with you lads orange lasses just look like there supost to be ill in hospital or some ****!!

another pet hate is lasses that wear rockports and big ear rings!!

[FUSION X16XE]

Lol throw oranges at them, theres soon get the picture.....

[dj_wudgey]

it does make you laugh though when you can see bits they have missed lol

[Benn]

Fake tan is the worse thing anyone can ever touch, girls look minging with it on. Be pail and happy you look better white.

Slaped on makeup is the next worse thing.

[dj_wudgey]

Fake tan is the worse thing anyone can ever touch, girls look minging with it on. Be pail and happy you look better white.

Slaped on makeup is the next worse thing.

i agree mate lasses look well beter white then orange!! but i quite like it when lasses are abit pale with dark hair ohh lol

[Pistol Pete]

Orange girls usually fall into the HMB bracket for me. High Maintenance Birds....not attractive in the slightest.

[Emmy]

Yeah the orange look is horrible, I never really use tan unless I was going out somewhere special then id get it done at a salon.

[kelbelle]

I am happy to say i went for my first ever fake tan for my birthday. Had my legs done only because didnt want to risk the face on first go. Went to my salon and she used fakebake which is really good because it only goes as dark as you would go during summer as it works with your own skin pigments or something. And it was really natural, nice glow for my bday and dint need tights with my dress. Not a bit orange!

So my opinion is: if it is done properly then its nice, it makes you look thinner and healthier. And im having it done again when it gets hot. :D

[Emmy]

Yeah i have to agree with you on that I have went for a spray tan before at a salon for a night out and yeah its nice when it is done the right way.

[Benn]

Sorry Kel, but you can all ways tell. It just doesnt look nice, if your white, your white and you look fine.

And thinner and heathier? I see fat badly tanned girls all the time, and theres no way never it would look healther.

[kelbelle]

Sorry but if your nicely tanned your look healthier (sorry its an actual fact so)
Unbelievably it does make you look thinner! Its a kind of natural (sic) air brush

And you coulndt tell mine was fake! None of you guys pointed it out on my profile pic! Although Im sure you'll all go have a look now and tell me my legs are a different colour to my arms! Which yes im aware they are but it wasnt so noticeable in real life

[Benn]

Where is it a fact?

I've never looked at your profile so i have no clue.

[Dar]

You don't look tanned in your profile pic.
I like orange girls
http://www.puppetshoppe.com/images/graphics/dscn01511.jpg

[Benn]

i agree mate lasses look well beter white then orange!! but i quite like it when lasses are abit pale with dark hair ohh lol

Sadly its prob powerd with an emo ish looking girl.. But emo look=good.

[kelbelle]

Social psychologists have found that the signs of attractiveness to men (unconscious or not) are things like a certain waist to hip ratio, facial symmetry, and tans etc etc
Things that make you look healthier, indicate ferility and so unconsciously attact men.

Unfortunatly some women and men take to far!

[Adam]

A SLIGHT tan is nice imo, and i agree with the healthier comment, especially if you have naturally pale/light skin....
But orange is a big no no, and aye slapped on make-up is not good either.

Natural good-looks look much better imo!

[kelbelle]

You don't look tanned in your profile pic.
I like orange girls
http://www.puppetshoppe.com/images/graphics/dscn01511.jpg

Its only my legs

And is that your current girlfriend?

[Dar]

This one could be fecking blue and I would still hit it!
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bO%2BehlmKL.jpg

[Dar]

Its only my legs

And is that your current girlfriend?
No the beast looks nothing like that. She is MUCH more unattractive. I would post a photo of her but the camera wouldn't take it.

EDIT: and shes my wife! :cry:

[Emmy]

A natural looking tan like a proper spray tan done lightly and properly can be nice :p

[Spudly]

"natural looking" "spray tan"



Oh dear, all fake tan looks, well fake tbh


If you want an epic tan get yourself to santa pod in summer:thumb:


lol

[Emmy]

Oh dear, all fake tan looks, well fake tbh


If you want an epic tan get yourself to sants pod in summer:thumb:


lol

Haha I know lol Actually Im going to Santa Ponza in June cant wait :D

[kelbelle]

This one could be fecking blue and I would still hit it!
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bO%2BehlmKL.jpg

Thing is I bet you anything thats a spray tan!

[Adam]

Oh dear, all fake tan looks, well fake tbh


If you want an epic tan get yourself to sants pod in summer:thumb:


lol
Hell yeah, and you then cant smile for the week after without being in pain! lol lol lol

[Emmy]

Im lucky I dont get sunburn :p just a sun kissed look lol

[Adam]

I said that last year lol lol

[Stuart]

pod burn FTW

[Dar]

Thing is I bet you anything thats a spray tan!
I wouldn't care since I don't give a toss what a girl paints herself with or what colour they choose. It's up to them. Attractive girls will always look attractive and ugly munters will always be ugly munters. Tan or no tan fake or not.

If there was something quick and easy to make a munter better looking I would have found it years ago and used it on the beast. Well actually there is.....beer! Gotta love beer:D

[Emmy]

I wouldn't care since I don't give a toss what a girl paints herself with or what colour they choose. It's up to them. Attractive girls will always look attractive and ugly munters will always be ugly munters. Tan or no tan fake or not.

If there was something quick and easy to make a munter better looking I would have found it years ago and used it on the beast. Well actually there is.....beer! Gotta love beer:D

HAHA lol

[Spudly]

Im lucky I dont get sunburn :p just a sun kissed look lol



Oh you will at santa pod lmfao!

[Emmy]

LOL take it will be non stop really hot sun then lol

[Benn]

Ah Pod burn. I remember in 05 i think, it was cloudy all day and a bit chilly.
I got home, face was burnt, never get how.

First year i went it looked i had been mashed off and painted red.

[novait]

you carnt beat pod burn.. :D

[Emmy]

lol lol Il get over it!!. Not to long now till I go woohoo.

[muzzy]

Orange girls are terrible, 9/10 that go out on the town up here have attempted the whole cake on the tan and makeup and just look stupid

[novait]

lol lol Il get over it!!. Not to long now till I go woohoo.

maybe 2-3 days after pv.lol

[Lynsey]

2-3 days? I've still got my lines from last year!

I'm pale and dark haired. I tan really easily but like Dar said, once a munter, always a munter. A tan just makes it easier to slip into the shadows....

[Benn]

Pfft^

[novait]

ok mayb 2-3years.lol

[Dar]

2-3 days? I've still got my lines from last year!

I'm pale and dark haired. I tan really easily but like Dar said, once a munter, always a munter. A tan just makes it easier to slip into the shadows....

I also said "Attractive girls will always look attractive" :thumb:

[L14MNP]

Tango'd slappers FTL
Ask Pod and the Frost lol
http://skyplayer.sky.com/SVOD/BBC/Images/b00hty6n_l.jpg

[kelbelle]

Love that programme, the slags haha

[L14MNP]

I've found myself watching it quite often when there's nothing on :( lol There's some monsters when they hit the streets for 'beauty tips' LMAO.

[Jack]

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/oompaloompa.gif

[Pistol Pete]

The Duke of Orange..

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/david-dickinson-6443.jpg

lol

[L14MNP]

:O The mahogany god of the dodgy antiques world lol

Supermarket Sweep FTW
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2305218238_d508d54c23.jpg

[craig green]

I saw a few Orange 'tanned' chicks in London at the weekend, it's so not a good look.

One thing they do have in common is the attitude though. I'd say a bird that slaps on the fake tan probably thinks she's the sh1t... how wrong.

[dj_wudgey]

Sadly its prob powerd with an emo ish looking girl.. But emo look=good.

ohh damn right mate i love emo birds me there the sh*t!!!! lol

edit i hate that david dickinson me id love to hit him with a brick!!

oh and every time ever since being a kid and going to pod ive been burnt lol i dont think there has been a time when ive not been nailed by the sun lol

[Pistol Pete]

I saw a few Orange 'tanned' chicks in London at the weekend, it's so not a good look.

One thing they do have in common is the attitude though. I'd say a bird that slaps on the fake tan probably thinks she's the sh1t... how wrong.

So far up their own a55 they could lick their hollywood whitened teeth??!!

[Lauren]

What I hate is when they put on enough fake tan / wrong shade of foundation to make their face look orange, then they wear a colour of lipstick that is lighter than their skin. Why? WHY??

[craig green]

You know that.

Eeurggh..
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k26/stagequeen4ever/3574_slide5.jpg

[Lauren]

http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu274/Lemmon3101/orange3_fn.jpg

LOL

[Southie]

This guy loves his misses lol

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/tan-oompa-lady.jpg

[Lauren]

He's probably cheating on her with the normal looking one on the left. I would be. lol

[Jack]

You know that.

Eeurggh..
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k26/stagequeen4ever/3574_slide5.jpg
Desperate Dan has had a shave and donned a wig!

[dj_wudgey]

Desperate Dan has had a shave and donned a wig!

pmsl your right dude it is desperate dan lol

[craig green]

pmsl your right dude it is desperate dan lol

NO. its my Mrs you coont! :(

[dj_wudgey]

http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu274/Lemmon3101/orange3_fn.jpg

LOL

if i saw her id piss myself laughing lol

and craig lol

[joeSRI]

someone i know put fake tan on without gloves on and had darker palms than anything else. lol

[brainsnova]

orange = FAIL

[Emmy]

Omg! That look is terrible dj_wudgey :eek: lol

[kelbelle]

My mums mates were getting a bot adventurous in the bedroom with some moisturising cream. Except it was tanning lotion and they both woke up the next morning covered in brown handprints hahahaha

[let_nova]

wrong way round?

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn146/Castorp20008/pic27065.jpg

[Twistie]

orange = FAIL


lol

[Benn]

wrong way round?

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn146/Castorp20008/pic27065.jpg

Thats gotta be fake.

[let_nova]

fake tan..............

[let_nova]

the application was not a smooth as hoped!
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w181/cherrybrennan/11.jpg

[mowgli]

Social psychologists have found that the signs of attractiveness to men (unconscious or not) are things like a certain waist to hip ratio, facial symmetry, and tans etc etc
Things that make you look healthier, indicate ferility and so unconsciously attact men.

So psycologists have worked out that blokes like fit looking girls..........

wow..... I'd love to hear their theories on just where bears go to the toilet.......

ps. Kellybelly.. I just thought you'd spent £2 on some tights.........

[kelbelle]

So psycologists have worked out that blokes like fit looking girls..........

wow..... I'd love to hear their theories on just where bears go to the toilet.......

ps. Kellybelly.. I just thought you'd spent £2 on some tights.........
:roll: No-one knew about the waist to hip ratio and the symmetricality etc! (sp?)
No I spent £1 on tights, Primark FTW! But they are see through so my own skin colour still came through, the tights just helped enhance it. :p

[Jack]

:roll: No-one knew about the waist to hip ratio and the symmetricality etc! (sp?)
Who cares, so long as they have big wabs :D

[let_nova]

Who cares, so long as they have big wabs :D

i would rep you if i could lol:thumb:

[BIGS]

Who cares, so long as they have big wabs :D

lol plus + rep :thumb:

[Lynsey]

Here is a girl I went to school with...

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/lynz_sr/n592546048_2490099_3866.jpg

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/lynz_sr/n507742791_1735629_602.jpg

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/lynz_sr/n507742791_1718183_6792.jpg

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/lynz_sr/n503813544_1113917_3183.jpg

I think I need sunglasses... :cool:

[Spudly]

Second to last pic, can i have the middle one please lynz:thumb:

[Pistol Pete]

https://www.selftrading.co.uk/files/images/cuprinol-deck-sprayer-001.preview.jpg

Cue the laughing man....lol Say no more...

[Lynsey]

Ooh, Emma Baker. Erm... Facebook her?

[Lynsey]

LMAO she's a right state. She doesn't have the attitude though, she's actually nice and really, really funny. She completely ruins herself by looking like a f**king Oompa Loompa.

[Spudly]

Might just have to do that, is she single?

[Benn]

Whats wrong with her face????????????

[dave.gsi]

(skips straight to page 9)


orange girls?.....you want to try living round liverpool, they put babies on sunbeds round here! walk through city centre on a saturday and 9 out of 10 girls have a better 'tan' than 'cheap as chips' Dickenson





and now, the latest thing is going out with rollers in their hair - WTF is that all about?? does anyone else get this?....

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/liverpoolecho/mar2009/6/4/Hair_rollers_320_514789529.jpg

your out trying to get a pasty and girls walk past like that ^^

i just don't understand :tard:

[Jack]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/lynz_sr/n507742791_1735629_602.jpg
The one sat to her right (or on the left as you look at the pic), want :D

[Spudly]

Works for me jack as i want the one to her left (our right) :thumb: