What shall i inflict on him...?

[Saloony]

I have Mr Lee coming down for an MOT tomorrow, what pain shall i inflict on him.. or the Ford Fucus that he's bringing? All suggestion greatfully recieved.

[let_nova]

stich a fish down the vent. then jam the heter knob on hot.

[MK999]

Claim his doors are too heavy to open and you were unable to do a full inspection, assuming he doesn't have any blankets that is.

[Stuart]

its not Mr Dans fucus is it?... if so then leave the car well alone lmao.


as for Limpy, get him to change the rods on the rex :D

[Saloony]

its not Mr Dans fucus is it?... if so then leave the car well alone lmao.


as for Limpy, get him to change the rods on the rex :D

No its Lees significant other. I shall, and the headgasket at the same time.

[Southie]

Just say that when you put the details of his reg plate in it's saying "contact the dvla" as it's a stolen vehicle lol

[Mike]

Tell him the inner archs are funked, the boot floor is rotted to fookery, the bottoms of both doors are shot, you know the drill lol hahahahaaa

[Jack]

Put a saab B308i coilpack in his boot :p

[Saloony]

I was thinking just get him to make the tea.. but your suggestions are far better lol

[Stuart]

I was thinking just get him to make the tea..


only if its to Dave.gsi's spec

[~~joycey~~]

Bit of a long way to come for a m.ot aint it? lol

[Saloony]

only if its to Dave.gsi's spec
Which is?? Stir anticlock wise 3 times, clockwise twice, usin your length... or someone elses???lol

[Southie]

Or you could say sorry mate were fully booked, I might be able to fit you in Friday or Monday ;) (if you are working Friday or Monday then this is useless lol )

[Mike]

When he arrives, greet him with....

"Yo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe".

[Saloony]

lol


I has people come up from Bognor, not a far but have quite a range to my customer base.

[Southie]

You could also get someone who works at yours to say you've gone out. The guy could do the mot and just fail him anyway. Not your problem then and you can just laugh and not feel guilty :D

[Stuart]

and lastly, stuart........all i can say is, if you were my boss at work, i'd dip my balls in your tea :thumb:


just as a note to dave.gsi I did a little editing of non vital text from that quote incase your period comes on and you get in a rag rage.

[Pistol Pete]

only if its to Dave.gsi's spec



Which is?? Stir anticlock wise 3 times, clockwise twice, usin your length... or someone elses???lol

lol balls dipped in it IIRC.

[Saloony]

lol balls dipped in it IIRC.

Is that all he came up with, at least my suggestion had passion... Gawd

[Jack]

Scalded nutsack FTL lol

[Southie]

Scalded nutsack FTL lol

They'd look like a turkeys dangley neck thingamibobsteadunkingplumburning

[AlexW]

From mot to burnt balls in one thread.

Just fail it on everything :D

[Lee]

I upset him by stating id rather have his loon than the rex lol

Another year to try to kill the fucus :)

And in answer to the question, I travel that far for an MOT so I can go and see Craig, it has bog all to do with any leniancy on the certificate front.

Dont worry craig, Ill put seatbelts in it, and make sure it has a windscreen next time I come :)

[smcgsi16v]

And in answer to the question, I travel that far for an MOT so I can go and see Craig, it has bog all to do with any leniancy on the certificate front.

:)

Exactly the same reason why im getting mine done there, he does nice tea too.

[Jack]

Dont worry craig, Ill put seatbelts in it, and make sure it has a windscreen next time I come :)
Good idea, practice for doing the windscreen on mine :D

I keep threatening to take the saloon there for its next MOT lol

[~~joycey~~]

I upset him by stating id rather have his loon than the rex lol

Another year to try to kill the fucus :)

And in answer to the question, I travel that far for an MOT so I can go and see Craig, it has bog all to do with any leniancy on the certificate front.

Dont worry craig, Ill put seatbelts in it, and make sure it has a windscreen next time I come :)


Yeah thats wot i was thinking mate, shame i was busy as i live about 5 mins away from craigs and have not met him yet! It could of been a minceful day :thumb:

[valvercorsa]

I upset him by stating id rather have his loon than the rex lol



i always tell him its a girl's car lol

[Saloony]

Im a lovely chap everyone should come see me lol

Lee just remember the brake calipers need fitting too lol

Jack i will make you get up one day, grace it with my presence.

As for the rex, well it did get me shirt up, but then looking at the loon with the sun on it today, it looked gorgeous. With its new/old boots and bumpers. Little more coming soon.