View Full Version : Kill list, bit pointless but meh
Dunno if anyones done it before but it could be amusing.
Nova 20SEH, basically standard besides K&N and stainless exhaust. RR'd at 110bhp and 128 lb/ft torque.
Beat my mates starlet gt turbo with lowdown power (he kept catching back up on boost! lol)
Subara Impreza P1 although he did have 3 passengers.
03 model focus rs (almost)
And not far off an E46 328
CoolTiger
06-04-09, 11:03 PM
12nz
a push bike with a fat kid on it
stevie-p
06-04-09, 11:04 PM
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I beat a milkfloat once before on an mtb with a puncture and a hangover:thumb:
valvercorsa
06-04-09, 11:06 PM
old xe engine standard rebuild with r1 bike carbs
g60 golf
few scooby's
focus st170
lots of 106's and saxo's
not many people would race me in village as everyone new they would get smoked lol
I beat a milkfloat once before on an mtb with a puncture and a hangover:thumb:
Your bike was hungover?
i like beating saxo VTR's thats quite funny the look on there face, thats with a 14NV
Only raced a tigra and my mates mini beat both thought the tigra would be a laugh cus he looked gay
So what was the terminal speed and time of all these races then?
stevie-p
06-04-09, 11:11 PM
standard - 1200
fiesta zetec 1.25 untill i hit 4th
a few corsa 1.2's
I take it this was all done on a private road or only upto the speed limit.
brainsnova
06-04-09, 11:22 PM
my kill list in a ford transit is mainly fools driving at 25mph in a 40mph
All done up to the speed limit or at Santa Pod. :thumb:
I have a C12NZ for now and my kill list is... A bus
4 speed and fooked engine = not much fun
Although the new engine when finished will beat quite a few things and -should- keep up with standard redtops.
MattBrown
06-04-09, 11:30 PM
im in a 1.0, beat an old shaped micra lol
And raced a few chavs lmfao
Still on l plates lol lol lol
porsche 911 turbo at the pod at USC, ha ha how funy was that! Good times!
Nova 1.4 16v. Full interior, expected to be about 90bhp.
1.2 corsa, straight off the lights untill hit the speed limit of 50. Then onto the duel carriage way, where i sat at 60 waiting for him to catch up, then he pulled up behind me and i floored it untill i hit 70ish, i never saw him again.
Think i beat a fly when i was turning my car in my drive, well beat it as it splattered on my windscreen and left a small blood bath.
dj_wudgey
07-04-09, 01:43 AM
i like beating saxo VTR's thats quite funny the look on there face, thats with a 14NV
i like doing that aswell matey lol saxo's are poo lol
How the fook did you beat yourself? lol
How the fook did you beat yourself? lol
Quoted for future humour lol
I can give demonstrations of how I beat myself if thats what you're after? :cool:
dj_wudgey
07-04-09, 11:59 AM
Quoted for future humour lol
I can give demonstrations of how I beat myself if thats what you're after? :cool:
fpmsl im ok thanks me lol
i like beating the meat.......
best i know of is an astra mk2 gte with a 350bhp let outrunning a cop scooby...... all the way to 170mph....(not me btw)
dj_wudgey
07-04-09, 12:17 PM
i like beating the meat.......
best i know of is an astra mk2 gte with a 350bhp let outrunning a cop scooby...... all the way to 170mph....(not me btw)
yea sounds like good fun that nailing cop cars lol
tis the only way....
modded cars in hull are crap, the cops have the fast stuff....
dj_wudgey
07-04-09, 12:20 PM
tis the only way....
modded cars in hull are crap, the cops have the fast stuff....
there plenty off cars round here that will out run the pigs lol
well i was saying at the meet if you were there by that point there are a few real fast motors round here!! some off these lads would have no problems fooking the pigs off!!
I killed a crane fly once.
tis the only way....
modded cars in hull are crap, the cops have the fast stuff....
Na thats fast-n-modded i think you will find....
Dean's evo, Agg's fairlady Z, Forbesey's skyline, theres three off the top of my head that will easily outrun all the feds round here you plum :p
yea sounds like good fun that nailing cop cars lol
Until they turn up on your doorstep the next morning to let you know that they've dragged your car off your driveway and its now a 2' square cube :)
i smoked some chavs in a punto and a middle aged bloke in a vw passat. lol its funny how everyone thinks you will race them just because you are in a nova?
dj_wudgey
07-04-09, 01:28 PM
i get that mate every one gets on my **** beacause it says 1.3sr on the back!!
Pistol Pete
07-04-09, 03:52 PM
I killed a pigeon with my pushbike years ago, a badger with my VW Bora..and i have photo proof of a splattered magpie by my mates Evo...lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Pete_58/04042009122.jpg
He hit it that hard the rear view mirror came off and smacked him in the face. He thought it was the magpie...then realised the window was still intact!
lol magpie fail....
looks like curry....
That photo is at a really weird angle! is the windscreen out of the car or are there boxes on the bonnet?
That photo is at a really weird angle! is the windscreen out of the car or are there boxes on the bonnet?
Wut? That's a reflection of an Abby National bank building.
dj_wudgey
07-04-09, 04:14 PM
lol magpie fail....
looks like curry....
looks like that or sh*t!! my mate hit a pheasant once at like 100mph down near the air port here it made a right mess off his mums hyundai front bumper!! pmsl
Jim Mcrae
07-04-09, 04:29 PM
The odd scooby, 106 gti, dicks in A6s on the motorway...
let_nova
07-04-09, 04:33 PM
c20 let nova
m3
scooby p1
2 type R'
astra c20let
16vnovakev' taxi
mini turbo
evo 6
Pistol Pete
07-04-09, 04:39 PM
That photo is at a really weird angle! is the windscreen out of the car or are there boxes on the bonnet?
I'm sat in the car taking the pic on my phone. Its in a garage forecourt...
dj_wudgey
07-04-09, 04:40 PM
i bet he was fuming i would have been!! having to clean dead bird off the window!!
1.6 16v
Beat corsa gsi, saxo vts's, bmw 330's (old and new) 540's. ibiza cupra r, civic type r, scooby dont know what model buts its running 281bhp, audi tt turbo, v6 coupe thing, 106 gti's cant think what else but not to bad for a 113.5 bhp 1.6
And it was NOT on public roads in town ect before you lot go saying
Pistol Pete
07-04-09, 05:03 PM
i bet he was fuming i would have been!! having to clean dead bird off the window!!
He lol'd, it was still on there this morning...did it saturday afternoon...
dj_wudgey
07-04-09, 05:06 PM
He lol'd, it was still on there this morning...did it saturday afternoon...
fook that man id have been spiting with rage me lol firstly it hitting my car and secondly having to get it off id be p*ssed me lol
Ive been in my mates old saab 9000 carlson and we hit a smallish bird at um rather fast mph and it destroyed the nearside headlight (trust me on a nine thou series those glass fronts are damn thick)
and a mate of his hit a badger at 100+ mph in his evo, new bumper crossmember rad, i/c, cooling fan and a lot of paint and front end gubbins were needed afterwards:eek:
dj_wudgey
07-04-09, 05:18 PM
Ive been in my mates old saab 9000 carlson and we hit a smallish bird at um rather fast mph and it destroyed the nearside headlight (trust me on a nine thou series those glass fronts are damn thick)
and a mate of his hit a badger at 100+ mph in his evo, new bumper crossmember rad, i/c, cooling fan and a lot of paint and front end gubbins were needed afterwards:eek:
ohh id be p*ssed off to the max lol did he have to sort it or did he go through his insurance??
i like doing that aswell matey lol saxo's are poo lol
yep :thumb:
General Baxter
07-04-09, 05:38 PM
i killed a wasp, and it nearly killed me,
90mph motorbike, zip straight into my face (visor was up)
felt like id been hit by a train lol
Bugatti Veyron
Bugatti ED110 GT
Ferrari FXX
Koenigsegg CCX
Pagnani Zonda
Morris Minor
They were all being driven really hard as well.
Then I woke up
Bugatti Veyron
Bugatti ED110 GT
Ferrari FXX
Koenigsegg CCX
Pagnani Zonda
Morris Minor
They were all being driven really hard as well.
Then I woke up
You can say you have beaten a ferrari tho .......
dj_wudgey
07-04-09, 06:05 PM
well over took one!!
still more then what most people can say tho
And its on camera both inside and out.
It was only a little one.
It was only a little one.
lol when i can again im going to rep you for that. Only a little one lol Its still a dam Ferrari no matter model it is
The move Dar did on the skyline was much better imho.
1.4 SR T40 v's Seat Leon Cupra R.
There was only one winner.....
Pistol Pete
07-04-09, 07:07 PM
Seat Leon Cupra R FTW lol ;)
Seat Leon Cupra R FTW lol ;)
Pah, as if! Was from a standing start aswell lol
Pistol Pete
07-04-09, 08:11 PM
:eek: Nice!!!! :thumb:
I tried to overtake a tractor on my push bike at the last moment, it beat me and i broke my collarbone. can we start a killed by list haha
General Baxter
07-04-09, 08:12 PM
i had a vectra v6 in my 1.4 then the blue likes come on lol
Pistol Pete
07-04-09, 08:14 PM
I tried to overtake a tractor on my push bike at the last moment, it beat me and i broke my collarbone. can we start a killed by list haha
I tried on a motorbike. Epic failure :( i now have a metal upper leg as a result....
I tried on a motorbike. Epic failure :( i now have a metal upper leg as a result....
I prefer 4 wheels, havent riden a push bike since october, they want to staple my shoulder
Gashgusher
07-04-09, 09:09 PM
about 7 1800 veccys, ****in rep mobiles!
pissed some guy off in a 1.9 tdi a4 once coz he couldnt pull away on the m62.
c14se ftw
edit: forgot it ****s all over my mate's 08 plate C4, and 2.5 td navara, almost keep up with cliosport til he hits vtec :(
let_nova
07-04-09, 09:19 PM
about 7 1800 veccys, ****in rep mobiles!
pissed some guy off in a 1.9 tdi a4 once coz he couldnt pull away on the m62.
c14se ftw
edit: forgot it ****s all over my mate's 08 plate C4, and 2.5 td navara, almost keep up with cliosport til he hits vtec :(
honda clio????:wtf:
Gashgusher
07-04-09, 09:30 PM
honda clio????:wtf:
lol sory, just use vtec as slang, its got variable doodar things at top end, similar to vtec :thumb:
let_nova
07-04-09, 09:31 PM
ok think this v tec thing is used too widly now lol
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiift yo
eeerrrrrr... it's been so long since I drove a nova I haven't a clue what I 'raced'
The leon is a laugh tho, proper wolf in sheeps clothing. Perfect level pegging with an Octavia VRS - although I was caught off guard.
brainsnova
07-04-09, 10:51 PM
i killed my van today the starter was ceased after it never disengaged lol
i had a vectra v6 in my 1.4 then the blue likes come on lol
Ive done that in my younger stupid days, was um having a speeded up journey with a tuned saxo VTS not too far behind me then another car joined in and overtook the paxo rather quickly behind me, i kept my foot down untill i realised i was doing a hell of a speed and it had flashing blue lights:cry:
They picked up the book to throw at me (twas a traffic dept T5) and got called off on a priority response call thingy.............
Twas my first XE nova, less than a month later i was driving a 1.2 nova again as i clearly wasnt mature enough to have had an XE on the road back then:eek:
stupot89
11-04-09, 10:49 PM
a squirrel and the easter bunny sill b****r sat in the road tonight lol lol lol
General Baxter
11-04-09, 11:05 PM
do i really have to tell the story about the owl and fox stuck in my patrol grill cooking from the heat lol
stupot89
11-04-09, 11:20 PM
do i really have to tell the story about the owl and fox stuck in my patrol grill cooking from the heat lol
just like my dad with the pheaant stuck in the grill of his truck all the way front the scottish highlands to halifax west yorkshire it was just hangin there buy its neck lol lol lol
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