for the girlies

[Cara]

YUM YUM
http://www.carltonfc.fsnet.co.uk/images/gallery/offthepitch/db-oftp070.jpg i know he has annoying voice but u cud just sit on his face 2 shut him up.

[linzTDI]

definately!! :D :D :D

[Cara]

and tin head outta brookie PHWOAR http://www.geocities.com/philip_olivier/tim036.jpg

[linzTDI]

my god how could i forget!!!!!!
gonna look for a pic now

[linzTDI]

like this one?
http://members.lycos.co.uk/fmwolivier/1202/oliv-2-12-09.jpg

[Cara]

now i deffinately wudnt kick him outta bed

[linzTDI]

should see this website

www.famousmales.net/oliv.html

[Cara]

i like this one http://members.lycos.co.uk/fmwolivier/1202/oliv-2-12-30.jpg

[Cara]

this ones gd http://members.lycos.co.uk/fmwolivier/1202/oliv-2-12-15.jpg

[linzTDI]

yes.
dont know why the lads arent posting their views

[Cara]

they have their pics of britney n christina 2 drool over

[Cara]

this one is fit http://mig.lathwood.co.uk/uploads/gayboy.jpg

[linzTDI]

i know i had a go at them on that topic and told them we would get revenge

[linzTDI]

take it you like that website then? :lol:

[Cara]

yer cud stay all day lol. bout time we had something 4 us girls cus its so male orientated this site. u neva know it cud bring some female members in

[wisewood]

in an effort to keep this just for the ladies i will keep my opinions to myself, ubt to keep you happy i have made the post a "sticky" so it stays at the top of muppet corner... just remember to keep the pics you post up here clean, we want no pornography thank you very much :D


now... have fun. :wisewood:

[linzTDI]

Mickey!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop being stupid we dont want pics like that on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway you call that geordie meat. hahahahahhaaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

[linzTDI]

lmao seems a small package.
i dont think Cara will be too pleased either when she sees what you have posted!!!

[wisewood]

MICKY - LMFAO!!!

the posts were just deleted coz it seemed pointless putting them in the deleted forum as it would have made no sense :lol:
the pics of jennifer ellison werent working anyway, if they were, i would have left them up :D

[Tilly]

check this out
:o :o :roll: :lol:

http://mig.lathwood.co.uk/uploads/53863.jpg

[Nova1.6]

thats so silly, i could do a better picture then that!

[Tilly]

hows that silly?

Hes fit ur not
lol
stop being jealous (joke)

[Nova1.6]

i know u want my body!

[Tilly]

hmmmm :o no thanks

[wisewood]

neil - i doubt even you want your body :lol:

[Tilly]

bitchy woody :o

[wisewood]

me, surely not :D

[Cara]

micky u'll scare ppl :o

[Cara]

still needs networkin :? why u ask?

[Tilly]

personal opinion i suppose micky i think he is

[Tilly]

k not the best pic of him but hes still cute

[wisewood]

he has wierd nipples a long nose and a big shiney forehead??

why you feel the need to bitch about all these blokes micky?
feeling a bit insecure are we? :lol:

[Tilly]

he has wierd nipples a long nose and a big shiney forehead??
jealousy gets u no where lol

[Dan]

lmao i aint making no comment about micky's shiney forehead or how big its getting

[sammychick]

david beckham is yummy.
as for eminem, not really my flavour but quite nice non the less :)

[Tilly]

davids thick though

[sammychick]

well yeah he is a bit thick but he is very rich and gorgeous so you can overlook his iq i think :D

[Tilly]

i might be able to but i like a man with a bit of intelligence

[wisewood]

You seem to be describing me again Tilly :D

[sammychick]

from what i have read so far in my time her i would say you are talking rubbish where wisewood :lol:

[wisewood]

You know what, i'm not convinced thats very nice after the lovely welcome i gave you ... :(

[Tilly]

wisewood always talks crap

[sammychick]

i have only been here for half an hour or so and i know that already :D

[wisewood]

Ok this is getting silly now... i can't fight back against 4 women all at once...

Cara Tilly and Linz was almost manageable... but 4 of you... thats just bullying.

[linzTDI]

wey hey come on girld nothing seems to stop us now i like eminem too Tilly have you saw his new film yet?
its great!

[Cara]

micky put it away :o

[Tilly]

im sure there are contestants out there we'll see

cara find some sexy bod pics lol

[Dan]

lmao at flooding this post with silly you got no chance pics :P , tell ya what would be funny, get those who think they are gods to show their true novaload posing pics on site lmao, the true brit male not peeps from tv/music/crap like that things, then the lads could show you what they are made of, lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .

But i aint doing cos got nuffin to prove and i aint got many pics about or dream of doing any

[wisewood]

lol - gimme a couple of days to oil myself up :D

[Cara]

yeah good idea dan. Male members calendar n use girlies get to vote :lol:

[wisewood]

:lol:
why didnt we think of this before? :lol:

[Cara]

we did ages ago

[frillip]

wise matey u gotta do a bit of weight trainin aswll lol


and we cud get mike to do the layout etc as he did a gud job of the last lot didnt he

and we shud make the 4 girls have 3 months each aswell in their own etc :lol: :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

dont need to mate... underneath that jacket i was wearing i am a highly toned man of steel :lol:

[frillip]

u sure about that mate??? or u been smokin funny fags??

[Cara]

prove it :lol:

[wisewood]

i will do... just you wait :D

[frillip]

oi oi shes afta a peice of u now lol


or does she want my pics aswell :lol:

[Cara]

wanna see u all in baby oil :lol: would be a right laff

[frillip]

well only if u'd agree to be there with me doing it :lol:

or wudnt neil b too happy?

[wisewood]

hows about getting big bad dan in some baby oil then?
not the clearest pic but you get the idea :lol:

sorry dan... you know someone would

http://www.churchoftuna.co.uk/andy/dan.jpg

[Cara]

:lol:

[Dan]

lmfao :o :roll: :o , arse forgot about that one, but it is blurry so no good for calendar lmao. shame on me, this is a crap idea whoever thought of this should be shot lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ok then lol thats the first lets see who else can produce

[frillip]

lol she enjoyed that one

[wisewood]

pooor dan.
ashamed of his muscular phisique and lack of flab. :lol:

[frillip]

well we dont see u showin off on the dodgems do we lol

[wisewood]

let me think why that is... oh yeah thats it... I WASNT THERE!!! :lol:

[frillip]

i think ill shut up now....




infact no i wont lol not my fault i neva knew but still u cud get ya self a pic to show your

highly toned man of steel body off??

[wisewood]

i have said already i will do.

[frillip]

well well wise is steppin upto the challenge and gonna show his highly toned lol body off



cara will be happy to hear the news

[wisewood]

as will the rest of the ladies i am sure :lol:

[Tilly]

come on then dont be shy

[Cara]

yeah dont b shy were w8in :lol:

[Tilly]

i thin we could possibly say
"all mouth no action"???

[wisewood]

i thin we could possibly say
"all mouth no action"???

gimme chance to shave mi chest and get the oil out and i will take some pics :D

[Tilly]

this is about bodys micky not hedghogs lmao

[Cara]

lmao im still avin nightmares :lol:

[Tilly]

lmao im still avin nightmares :lol:

he is a nightmare

[wisewood]

lmfao.

the women seem to be takin over this forum lately.

[wisewood]

it dont matter if u get it out by an inch or a mile, a hogs a hog"

charming :lol:

[wisewood]

ROFLMFAO!!!

[Cara]

we have allready seen ian posing in jesus sandles and a cheeky littlewoods catalouge grin

lmao

[sammychick]

are there any pictures of this anywhere that you can show us

[sammychick]

you bring the straight jacket and i will wear it :wink:

[wisewood]

You a bit kinky then sammy? :wink: :lol:

[sammychick]

you have no idea what i would be up for micky dont just assume i am a girly girl who wears a tutu style night dress and spends 2 hours getting ready for bed

maybe i am but you just dont know that do you

[linzTDI]

watch yourself sammy you dont know what that mickey is like

[frillip]

lol and wat is he like care to explain???

[sammychick]

thanks linz :lol:

maybe someday we will find out eh micky :wink: if you play your cards right

[linzTDI]

cheers micky i will be up royal queys at the week end looking for ya!
and i will hold you to that pint.

[linzTDI]

lol i would get in dont know about you!

[linzTDI]

what a horrible thought

[wisewood]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

[linzTDI]

i'd rather not think about that stop poisining my little mind with these thoughts

[Cara]

micky behave

[linzTDI]

make you behave with a big whip!

[linzTDI]

prefer flippers to knee length boots or kitten heels then do we? :|

[Cara]

linz micky ull only get turned on by aall the dominatrix stuff.

[sammychick]

apparently some blokes like being slapped with flippers but i dont really understand why

[linzTDI]

lol cara its mickey were talkin about here he might get turned on but he doesnt even know what kitten heels are so i think hes a bit dum

[Cara]

:lol: :lol:

[linzTDI]

aint got a pic look it up on the net mate i am sure you will have already came accross them at some point on the net just not realised what they were :lol:

[Cara]

u found like that tatiest one :lol: eva lmao

[linzTDI]

i know lmao :lol: :lol:

[linzTDI]

not of those no lol

[linzTDI]

any thing you say mickey

:|

[frillip]

lol hes havin all these weird and sick thoughts now

[linzTDI]

probably lets hope he keeps them to hiself

[sammychick]

i think he has those thoughts anyway

[Tilly]

purrrrrr

[linzTDI]

he has done a nash now tho

[Ian]

pooor dan.
ashamed of his muscular phisique and lack of flab. :lol:

you forgot lack of hair

[wisewood]

oh yeah i forgot about that... lol.

[linzTDI]

anyone like a bit of Joey?

http://mig.lathwood.co.uk/uploads/leblanc_194341012_93627.jpg

[wisewood]

NOPE.
cant stand the guy.

[linzTDI]

no who could resist the
http://mig.lathwood.co.uk/uploads/howyoudoin_194341012_17517.jpg

how you doin?

[wisewood]

hahahha
i love that myself :lol:
http://www.soulafuzz.com/tuna/andy_collection.jpg

[linzTDI]

http://www.myimager.com/uploads/oliv4_194341012_485423.jpg

[wisewood]

Why's that micky? :lol:

[linzTDI]

fit or what
http://mig.lathwood.co.uk/uploads/emin-2-09-01_194341012_206232.jpg

[Breeny]

Yeh an "or what"

[wisewood]

Linz that picture isnt working.

[linzTDI]

it is now!

[wisewood]

oh yeah

[Cara]

not his most flatterin pick but none the less i wudnt kick him outta bed :P

[wisewood]

you're naughty :wink:

[Cara]

im an angel :roll:

[wisewood]

but a naughty one :D

[mikeoxford]

.......... a naughty angel!

:lilangel:
:onfire: :angel:

[Cara]

ime good angel :cry:

[wisewood]

I know you are cara i am just playin'...

sorry :(

[Cara]

:lol:

[wisewood]

no micky you're a fucking **** :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

after reading this post it has made me realise 2 things...

:arrow: No 1. How wisewood and Micky have soo many posts to there names :!:

:arrow: No 2. I dont know how you ladies survived when iwas away for the last 3 months :o :!:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

lmfao - welcome back Ben - i trust the culture shock has been sufficiently bad to make you contemplate returning to the east asap.

[Cara]

:arrow: No 2. I dont know how you ladies survived when iwas away for the last 3 months :o :!:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what u mean exactly :roll:

[Ben (lurk75)]

Cheers wisewood, i love being home- Yeah right :!:

The comment about how the women survived, i just cant imagine what is was like for them not having my amazing wit and incredible looks to dream over :!:

[Cara]

its truly bin missed

[Ben (lurk75)]

said with no sarcasim as well :lol:

yeah right :roll:

[wisewood]

i just cant imagine what is was like for them not having my amazing wit and incredible looks to dream over :!:

roflmfao.
You even put a pic up on the site yet mate?

[Cara]

ime :lilangel: never sarcastic

[wisewood]

she's right - she is a little angel and is never sarcastic. :D

[Ben (lurk75)]

now this i struggle with i am sure there is one in the mugshots in the album but i cant get them to appear in the forums? By all means if you want to see one i have no shame in showing them, always up for a laugh :!:

[Ben (lurk75)]

although the all new tanned pics havent been uploaded yet :roll:

[wisewood]

Well this is "for the girlies" mate you might as well put a pic of yourself up and show 'em what you're talking about...

[Ben (lurk75)]

as i just explained i would if i could but i cant as it never bloody works!

[Cara]

yeh :) n andy where is that pic 4 the calendar

[wisewood]

cara - i told you i will sort it didn't i...
I just gotta shave my chest bush first and oil myself up and then get he picture taken :D

Think i am gonna buy a cheap digi cam this week some time so will use that instead of web cam so you get a better picture to laugh at.

[Cara]

do a mr.novaload calendar wut month r u andy?

[Ben (lurk75)]

file:///C:/My%20Documents/Ben11.jpg

If it works its a miracle :!:

[Cara]

it hasnt ben

[Ben (lurk75)]

I cant belive it worked and i cant belive i actually used that photo :roll:

[wisewood]

Cara I dont know what month would you make me be?



Here is *Ben
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=66

[wisewood]

Ben it only worked on your computer coz thats where the image is...
You should now see the pic of you from the album...

[Cara]

i dunno u chose :)

[Ben (lurk75)]

christ wisewood once is enough why did you have yo put it up again, where did you get it from anyway?

I got some that are worse than that as well!

Why dosent anyone ever load up nice photos of themselves and not stupid ones?

[Ben (lurk75)]

ahh ok let you off then.

[wisewood]

i dunno u chose :)
Alright... January.




and Ben - the other image doesnt show up on anyone elses computer coz they cant read that URL coz it is on your computer and not theirs...

all i did was view it in the album and then right click, select proerties, copy the URL and paste into hear with and around it.

[Cara]

ben wut month u bein?

[Ben (lurk75)]

ermmm december, that way it will inspire you all to keep the calender and not throw them out by March :!:

[wisewood]

lmfao.
Thats why i said january... so at least tehy would have one good month.

I might make up a wisewood calendar and send it free to the ladies :lol:

[Cara]

okies need 10 more NL male members for calendar

jan- andy
feburary
march
april
may
june
july
august
september
october
november
december- Ben

[Ben (lurk75)]

ahh sod it me and wisewood can just do six months each, easier on the eye for you ladies :lol:

[wisewood]

suggestion
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jan- andy
feb- sheepdip
mar- kev
apr- micky
may- Mikeoxford
jun- Alex
jul- mattywoo
aug- Anton
sep- breeny
oct- Ian
nov- cp
december- Ben


:lol: what a year that would be.

[Cara]

:lol: get ur pix in men/boys

[linzTDI]

yip we'll pick a winner

[Cara]

us ladies can judge whu goes in the calender

[wisewood]

I'll save you the bother just have a wisewood calendar instead :lol:

[Cara]

im gunna pop ur head soon :twisted:

[wisewood]

oooooh errrrrr :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

you cheecky barsteward :!:

[wisewood]

who me?

[Cara]

yes u :agrue:

[wisewood]

Why what have i done?

[Cara]

:x just behave :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

well said Cara all this power has gone straight to his head! :lol:

[Cara]

some 1 has 2 bring him back 2 earth everytime he has these 'outbursts'

[wisewood]

What outbursts?
What power?

What the hell is going on?

[Ben (lurk75)]

never happened until his name was turned to green :roll:

[wisewood]

Oh shut up man i aint gone anywhere near powertripville since it happened - had you been around for the last few months you would know this :D

I dont even know what i have said

[Ben (lurk75)]

LMAO and i didnt think you bite either when your being wound up.

oh and i do apoligise for not being here for the last 3 and half months, i wish i had stayed and not gone away :!:

[Cara]

i sense sarcasm 8)

[wisewood]

Thats more like it...

and i know you are only winding me up mate... it doesnt really bother me :D just passing the last half hour at work... speaking of which. Home time... but no doubt i will be back again when i get home :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

none of us doubt it :lol:

[MattyWoo]

suggestion
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jul- mattywoo

:lol: what a year that would be.

EH??? I can't remember even posting in this thread let alone volunteering for a calendar :P

[Cara]

oh go on matty :(

[frillip]

lol dont let the sweet talking girls get u suckered in

[Cara]

u n all phillup

[Ben (lurk75)]

lol i think would be funnier if we had to take our tops off and pretend to be fixing our engines on our cars!
:lol:

[Cara]

yeah gd idea
dirty blokes ROFLMAO :lol:

[frillip]

wtf i been dragged into it aswell??? i wernt even on the month list

or have u got the front cover for me and also a new month :lol: :lol: :lol:

i might add a pic later on the album lol

[Ben (lurk75)]

notice i only said pretending as even a bloody magician couldnt fix my engine :cry:

[frillip]

lol surely cant b that bad can it?

[Anton]

i reckon aug will win easily :D

[frillip]

i take it that ure that month?

[Tilly]

Sounds like an excellent idea theres a few that i wouldnt have on there but thats my opinion :lol: joke would be funny to see.

[Cara]

lol it wud be and andy is doin a special pose lmao :lol: so come on fellas submit ur pics. we cud have micky in his sheep posin pouch for march = beg of spring

[Tilly]

oh please cara i couldnt barew waking up with that in my sight lol

[Cara]

use it instead of alarm for ur car

[frillip]

we aint all that bad are we :o

[Cara]

shes on about mickys posin puch

[frillip]

*phew wipes forehead*

thank god we aint all like micky

[Tilly]

hes very funny

[wisewood]

...and andy is doin a special pose lmao :lol:

:D special indeed :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

umm i have been collecting posts scince nihg on when the site was created, wisewood on the other hand has a severe lack of work to do :lol:

So have Kev, Dan, Ian and a few others but there totals are nothing like yours :wink:

[Ben (lurk75)]

(which is still online and has been over run buy sum wierdo CB radio freaks!!)

LMAO i have got to go and have a look at this now it sounds funny as f*ck :!:

[mikeoxford]

:lol: whats the old forum address???

[mikeoxford]

it not in your history or anything? temp internet files? or do u have to keep clearing them from your pron lol

[wisewood]

come on use the blokes chat one and let the girls have their fun in here... lol.

we will just watch :lol:

[frillip]

take it u liek to sit back and watch then dirty get :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

what the girls on this site, lmao there not that way inclined.

[linzTDI]

what do you mean by that and this topic is for girls!!! so go and chat on your lads topic!

[mikeoxford]

suggestion
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jul- mattywoo

:lol: what a year that would be.

EH??? I can't remember even posting in this thread let alone volunteering for a calendar :P

LOL ent even read this thread before - just have to find out im MR may from mr frillip LOL

whens our submission date for pics!? (hopefully ive missed it :P) lol much better in the flesh ne how ;) :lol:

[Cara]

theres still time mike :lol:

[mikeoxford]

:oops: im a bit shy when the cameras are on me :oops:

[frillip]

YEH CUS URE A CHUFFER

oops caps lock

[mikeoxford]

:o i bet!

i ent no big head or anyhing but i ent got enough flab anywhere u can grab hold of it LOL

[frillip]

nah i know u ent just thoughtid throw an insult in here or there

[mikeoxford]

:roll: easy chief!

[frillip]

i aint no chief indian dude

[wisewood]

What's and idian?

[frillip]

im sure it says indian lol

[wisewood]

:lol: dammit beaten at my own game.

[frillip]

gettin ya back for mike !

[mikeoxford]

:lol: quality phil!

8) ner ner nah ner ner wise!!! no doubt ill get somet in return!!! :roll: :wink:

[frillip]

1 mod against 2 normal dudes lol bring it

[mikeoxford]

ssshhH! saying things like that get us the boot ;)

oh mister wisewood sir we are inferior to you mod like beings :lol:

[frillip]

cough arse licker cough

at least we aint been suspended lol :lol:

[wisewood]

oh mister wisewood sir we are inferior to you mod like beings :lol:

Don't talk soft. Just because I am a mod don't make me superman :lol:
If only it did... maybe i would be able to fly to work and miss the traffic.

[frillip]

yeh and i could wake up like 10mins before college and fly here and get changed at the same time :lol:

[wisewood]

You could just do the spinning thing before you left the house... :D
and shaving would be easy with the laser eyes and a mirror.

[frillip]

exactly!!! lol

wouldnt mind that

might make days bit more fun aswell burnin girls arses when they walk past :lol:

[wisewood]

Would you not prefer to just look through their clothing instead? :lol:

[frillip]

feckin hell forgot about that

my god what id do for them powers

[sammychick]

frillip you pervert

[frillip]

:o wise brought it up he thought of it first aint my fault

[Tilly]

what is going on here

[linzTDI]

you dont want to know.

seems to have gone a bit off track like everything else Tilly :roll:

[Tilly]

men causing trouble again :evil:

[Anton]

Would you not prefer to just look through their clothing instead? :lol: hehe :roll:

[Anton]

how about this one ladies?

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images/up-men-00291.jpg

[Anton]

or perhaps

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images/up-men-00293.jpg

[Ben (lurk75)]

dear oh dear.

What a mess this has gotten into!

[linzTDI]

i love that ugly people website used to go on it all the time at school lol

[wisewood]

Hey thats my mum and dad you are talking about!!!

[Alex]

but which is which?

:lol:

[wisewood]

The first one is my mum... is it not obvious?

[Alex]

is the second one meant to be male or female? :o

[wisewood]

It's my dad.



(but its actually a woman, look at the girly necklace)

[Chris LR]

Grow up....... :?