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nova_saloon
02-04-09, 12:33 AM
Hi, I found this Haynes drivers guide not to long ago in a nova at the breakers yard. Read the whole cover and it says:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/pirrip/P2120031.jpg.

Advice for women drivers!!

i actually bothered to read it last night and found out where the artical was and it made me laugh so much, this may be slightly long but worth it either which way! so im typing this out for your amusment The best are really the first one and driving in traffic

ADVICE TO WOMEN DRIVERS:

Unfortunatly, itsa fact that women are more likely than men to be a subject of unwelcome attention when driving alone. Theres no reason to think that driving alone spells trouble, but its a good idea to be aware of certain precautions which will help to avoid finding yourself in an unpleasent situation.
this section aims to give advice which will help to reduce any risks when driving alone, and will help you to deal with the situation, should you be unfortuante enough to find yourself the subject of unwelcome attention.
several organisations(some local po;ice autorities, AA, etc) run covers especially for women drivers, in which subject such as basix car maintence and self defence, etc, are covered.

SENSIBLE PRECAUTIONS
The Car
Make sure that youre familiar with your car. make sure that your car is regularly serviced.
Make sure you know how to change a wheel, and make sure the jack is in good condition.


THE JOURNEY
If youre planning to undertake a particularly long or unfamiliar journey, the following advice may be helpful.
if your travelling on an unfamiliar route make a few notes before you ser off,reminding yourself of the road numbers, where to turn, which junctions to use on motorways, etc. Try to stick to main roads where possible. Always carry a map.
Make sure that if you have enough petrol for the journey. if you need to fill up during the journey, make sure you do so in plenty of time, before the fuel level gets to low, and before petrol stations close if travelling at night.
if you think that your family of friends may be worried, youu may want to 'phone someone at your destination before setting off to tell them that your leaving., and tell them what time your expected to arrive. similarly, when you arrive, you may want to phone someone at your startinbg point to confirm you've arrived safely.

DRINVING IN TRAFFIC
avoid attracting unnecessary attention. avoid 'jokey stickings in car windows, which may encourage unwelcome attention. avoid ye contact with undesirables.
if youre being followed, pull over and slow down, but dont stop. dont drive to your home, but find a busy and well lit place. if the person following persists, blow your horn and flash your lights to attract attention.
if youre stopped by traffix or another vehicle, lock the doors and close the windows. Dont ram the other vehicle damage to your car might prevent escape.

LEAVING YOUR CAR
Dont leave any clues that the car is being driven by a women, make sure that any feminine items are hidden from sight before leving your car.

theres a little more but im tired! :thumb:

Welshy
02-04-09, 12:38 AM
Lmfao

KSRY
02-04-09, 12:45 AM
lolage, bad portrayal for men or what!

Asa-James
02-04-09, 12:48 AM
"avoid eye contact with undesirables"

mega lolage

burgo
02-04-09, 05:54 AM
lol they could probably get done for writing something like that these days

Pistol Pete
02-04-09, 09:45 AM
Repost? But still lol

*Adz*
02-04-09, 11:14 AM
FPMSL thats quality lol

nova_saloon
02-04-09, 12:40 PM
Repost? But still lol

yeh i know it was a repost but i thought i d start fresh as i spent ages typing all that out. to good isnt it :P lol

Lauren
02-04-09, 01:59 PM
Avoid attracting unnecessary attention? Do women drive around nekked or something? lol

Pistol Pete
02-04-09, 04:34 PM
Maybe they should start!!!

kelbelle
02-04-09, 04:35 PM
The bit about not making it obvious that a woman is driving the car part gets me. Its not like i leave used sanitary towels all over my car!

burgo
02-04-09, 04:39 PM
The bit about not making it obvious that a woman is driving the car part gets me. Its not like i leave used sanitary towels all over my car!your minging

mayhem
02-04-09, 04:39 PM
Avoid attracting unnecessary attention? Do women drive around nekked or something? lol

no, the parking damage atracts oure attention...

CoolTiger
02-04-09, 05:51 PM
no, the parking damage atracts oure attention...


lmao,
the fact the car is parked the wrong way in a one way street is a give away

Spudly
02-04-09, 07:39 PM
lmao,
the fact the car is parked the wrong way in a one way street is a give away



I would rep you for that but you killed meritlover so im not going to:cry: lol

nova_saloon
02-04-09, 09:52 PM
The bit about not making it obvious that a woman is driving the car part gets me. Its not like i leave used sanitary towels all over my car!

i tried to work that one out to!

kelbelle
02-04-09, 09:54 PM
your minging

I try my best :thumb:

Lauren
03-04-09, 01:09 PM
lmao,
the fact the car is parked the wrong way in a one way street is a give away

The reason we can't park properly is because all you guys tell us 4 inches is actually 10, so our distance judgement is all wrong. :p

Lauren
03-04-09, 01:10 PM
The bit about not making it obvious that a woman is driving the car part gets me. Its not like i leave used sanitary towels all over my car!

I do get that bit, a lot of my female friends leave teddies on their dashboard and stupid stuff like that.

mayhem
03-04-09, 04:21 PM
The reason we can't park properly is because all you guys tell us 4 inches is actually 10, so our distance judgement is all wrong. :p

youre BF wrecked youre nova... me thinks you tried to make him feel better about him selve the night before...:D

t45_ste
03-04-09, 04:36 PM
Dont leave any clues that the car is being driven by a women, make sure that any feminine items are hidden from sight before leving your car.

My interpretation

DONT LEAVE YOUR VIBE ON THE FRONT SEAT :p lol

mayhem
03-04-09, 05:22 PM
lol ^^ or clean the gear knob

nova_saloon
03-04-09, 07:08 PM
ewwww!

kelbelle
03-04-09, 08:23 PM
The reason we can't park properly is because all you guys tell us 4 inches is actually 10, so our distance judgement is all wrong. :p

Tried to rep you but I've got to spread the love

Pistol Pete
03-04-09, 08:29 PM
Yeah...i'd neg rep her too for a comment like that!! ;) lol :p

Lauren
06-04-09, 01:03 PM
Yeah...i'd neg rep her too for a comment like that!! ;) lol :p

You love me, and you know it. :p