Stolen!

[Novaboi_1991]

well, i woke up this morning, got dressed, went out to continue working on my car, and guess what greeted me,

an empty garage!,

some **** has nicked my car!!!

if anyone see's it, the reg num is K768EYM , could you please notify me if you see it, i dont want the police involved as im hoping it is just an april fools stunt,

http://www.f1pcs.co.uk/for-sale/after.jpg

this is when i last leftt it...

Thanks :cry:

[Spudly]

Dont be silly mate get it reported to the feds, if its not an april fools stunt then youre gonna look pretty silly for not reporting it straight away, and get yourself round your local scrappies asap dude there was a thread on here not so long ago where a lad had his nova stolen just so some cnut could weigh it in for a few squids!

[Southie]

Was the garage door busted open? :roll:

Also were your keys left in the car?

[AlexW]

NBC he dont park it in the garage.

Hope you find it dude

[Novaboi_1991]

my garage door is crap, wether locked or not, give it a yank an its open...

nope, keys sat on my desk :(

must have been someone pretty desperate, as my drive is on a slope, an it aint got a starter motor on it,

[Novaboi_1991]

NBC he dont park it in the garage.

Hope you find it dude

was in the garage dude, :(

[robertdevlin69]

aw thats rough mate,report that weather you think it an april fools or not,hope you get it back

[Novaboi_1991]

im gonna go out for a drive in a bit, only had about 3 quids worth of petrol an i live in a little village, soo, shouldnt be too far....

[Graeme]

How did they get it away with all that sh!t in the roof? I hope it is a wind up mate, gutted for you if it isn't

[chimp007_uk]

I hope this is an April fool?

[Novaboi_1991]

no mate, this isnt an april fool,

its literally a bit of wood mate, with 2 bench grinders on it, not realli heavy, i put it up there....

[Spudly]

Well if its not an april fools then get your ass out looking for it instead of chatting s**t on the internet we cant find it for you can we you puddin!

[Novaboi_1991]

gone..

[Pistol Pete]

Who would steal that??!! lol ;) :p


i dont want the police involved as im hoping it is just an april fools stunt,


yeah yeah yeah....i think it is an april fools stunt...you being the stunter not the stuntee...

[valvercorsa]

some one stole my burgandy 4 door saloon was well shocked bet he got a right suprize when he put his foot down as it had a 1600 8v init lol all i said when i first bought it is no-one will ever want to steal this :( how wrong was i. are lass refused to go init for a few days as she said it was a grandad car lol.

hope you find your car soon mate

[NASTYNOVA]

****in **** that mate!! get it reported, and if it turnes out to be someone doin an april fools, knock them the **** out for buing a tit!!

[Novaboi_1991]

safely back in the garage, found it less than a mile away from mine, stereo gone, digi was on the floor :( an one of my alloys is bent :(

is it still worth reportiing it?

[Spudly]

Pics or it never happened!


Id still report it man they might be able to get prints from it (if they cba that is)

[burgo]

im not beleaving you till theres pics

[Novaboi_1991]

pics of what? its only the missing stereo an digi on the floor i can take pics of nw, :(

[Novaboi_1991]

the wheel, i didnt know was bent til we towed it home, cant realli see its bent unless its in motion,

[burgo]

i want pics of the bent alloy

*edit* still dont beleave you

[Spudly]

Bent wheel, broken steering lock bent door anything that proves it to have been walkies, or is it the uk version of christine lol

[valvercorsa]

yes they will take prints etc or do fcuk all. but at least you have done it.

[Novaboi_1991]

i want pics of the bent alloy

*edit* still dont beleave you

Rofl, i dnt really give a ****... im happy i got it back,

[Novaboi_1991]

yes they will take prints etc or do fcuk all. but at least you have done it.

Prints been done mate, they were doing when they called me to notify me theyd found it

[Novaboi_1991]

the police got some cheek too!

they turned round and said if i couldnt get it moved like ASAP, they were going to tow it, because it has no tax, mot, or insurance.!!!

cheeky cnuts

[Spudly]

Plus its swings and roundabouts, as if people like you dont report things like this then the crime figures in your area will be much lower than they should be, therefore the feds wont patrol the area as much and will have less chance of getting to you quicker or spotting and stopping things like this as they happen.

Whereas if stuff like this gets reported then the figures go up and show the feds they need to pull their fingers out and step up patrols in your area and will be on hand faster should you need them and are also more likely to be in the area more and more likely to spot peeps robbing off with your nova!



*EDIT*


Why ask if you should still report it if the feds recovered it for you??

[robertdevlin69]

why do people want pics?his car got knicked and he luckily got it back......i cant imagine he would be telling porkies now would he

[Southie]

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/HBK0092attentionpink.jpg

[burgo]

why do people want pics?his car got knicked and he luckily got it back......i cant imagine he would be telling porkies now would heyou seem to be forgeting what day it is

[Novaboi_1991]

you honestly think id make this up!

[Novaboi_1991]

why do people want pics?his car got knicked and he luckily got it back......i cant imagine he would be telling porkies now would he

thanks mate,

burgo always like this dw,

an NBC, if you want some attention hunni, you only have to ask...

[burgo]

you honestly think id make this up!yep. i was gonna pretend i had got my days mixed up and drove a day early and got pulled and banned again.

[burgo]

thanks mate,

burgo always like this dw,

an NBC, if you want some attention hunni, you only have to ask...like you would want me to be any other way

[Novaboi_1991]

ROFL , your not banned tho?

[Novaboi_1991]

;)
like you would want me to be any other way

no darling, ...

[burgo]

yes i am lol and have been for the past year lol.

[sport]

If the car was unlocked in an unsecure garage you could end up been done by the old bill.

[Novaboi_1991]

yes i am lol and have been for the past year lol.

whoops,

[Novaboi_1991]

ROFL, the garage is secure, unless you try n open it...

[Spudly]

safely back in the garage, found it less than a mile away from mine, stereo gone, digi was on the floor :( an one of my alloys is bent :(

is it still worth reportiing it?


Prints been done mate, they were doing when they called me to notify me theyd found it

the police got some cheek too!

they turned round and said if i couldnt get it moved like ASAP, they were going to tow it, because it has no tax, mot, or insurance.!!!

cheeky cnuts

Sounds like an april fools gone too far imo!

[robertdevlin69]

you seem to be forgeting what day it is


B O L L O X i forgot it was april 1st

[Novaboi_1991]

well, whoever it was, needs to think about it pretty hard...

[Tidy Max]

gutted mate

[Pistol Pete]

Yawn...

Wheres the pics then? There will be marks on the alloy if it is bent. There will also be marks on the dash where they stole the stereo...i know as i had mine broke into a few years back.

[Spudly]

Along with a snapped steering lock and missing cowling and snapped off blackbox, and probably a bent door or screwdrivered lock aswell!

[burgo]

you are assuming it was locked and the keys wernt with it

if this was genuine that is

[Southie]

an NBC, if you want some attention hunni, you only have to ask...

attention seeker kisser :wtf:

[Novaboi_1991]

it wasnt locked,

i never lock my car wen its in the garage lol

[Pistol Pete]

Tell us another story jackanory...

[Southie]

it wasnt locked, i never lock my car wen its in the garage lol

Why :confused: Bearing in mind you say!!!
ROFL, the garage is secure, unless you try n open it...

[Novaboi_1991]

lol, its in the garage, lol, i live in like the deadest part of hawkinge,

why would i lock it,

by the time an OAP gets in, an gets it running, i couldda had a cup of tea, then rang police an offered them some,

[Pistol Pete]

Give it up i really dont think anyone believes you.

[Novaboi_1991]

lol dont, i dont mind,

[Novaboi_1991]

i gt my car bk, thats all i care bout,

[Southie]

lol, its in the garage, lol, i live in like the deadest part of hawkinge,

why would i lock it,


Because you will end up with something like this time waster :wtf:


well, i woke up this morning, got dressed, went out to continue working on my car, and guess what greeted me,

an empty garage!,

some **** has nicked my car!!!

if anyone see's it, the reg num is K768EYM , could you please notify me if you see it, i dont want the police involved as im hoping it is just an april fools stunt,

http://www.f1pcs.co.uk/for-sale/after.jpg

this is when i last leftt it...

Thanks :cry:

[Pistol Pete]

You said you dont want the police involved, yet they took prints?? And they had the cheek to get you to move it ASAP. Also there is no rear number plate...kind of sticks out like a sore thumb.

You say first thing this mornng, you noticed it gone, yet it took you until 12.04 to post on here about it. Then in the space of what, an hour and a half, it gets found.....lol GTF out of here billy bull****ter....

[dj_wudgey]

glad youve got it back matey!! thieving c*nts eh man cant have nothing these days!!

[Novaboi_1991]

hmm, i said, i didnt want to get the police involved.. but i did,

also, i build websites of a night time for people to earn me some extra cash to spend on the nova, so i aint up at like 8am!,

also, i dnt have all day to sit here to reply to you,

when the car was found, the police were taking prints,

and as you said, yes it does stick out like a sore thumb, hence it was reported pretty fast,... im glad we agree on that :thumb:

DJ Wudgey - cheers mate, shame not everyone is like you, they all demand pics,

im going to the loo, anyone want a pic as proof?

[dj_wudgey]

hmm, i said, i didnt want to get the police involved.. but i did,

also, i build websites of a night time for people to earn me some extra cash to spend on the nova, so i aint up at like 8am!,

also, i dnt have all day to sit here to reply to you,

when the car was found, the police were taking prints,

and as you said, yes it does stick out like a sore thumb, hence it was reported pretty fast,... im glad we agree on that :thumb:

DJ Wudgey - cheers mate, shame not everyone is like you, they all demand pics,

im going to the loo, anyone want a pic as proof?

well all that matters is that its back eh lol

[KSRY]

im going to the loo, anyone want a pic as proof?

lol

[Novaboi_1991]

ROFL,

no takers to that i see...

[L14MNP]

ASW BULL SH!T.

There's more holes in your story than in the chassis of you 12 door Nova. IMO

[Novaboi_1991]

12 door, cant you count?an only 4 holes in it! MUPPIT!

[Southie]

ROFL,

no takers to that i see...
Lack of pictures of the car was all the sh!t we needed really :wtf:

[L14MNP]

12 door, cant you count?an only 4 holes in it! MUPPIT!

*Muppet. It's an affectionate term for a motor that has more doors than it's cooler more sought after stable mates.

L I E S lol

[Pistol Pete]

Lack of pictures of the car was all the sh!t we needed really :wtf:

FPMSL...lol

Epic April fool fail IMO...

[Southie]

lol
Edit: lol at Liam

[Sloth]

scuse me, i prefer the 12 doors...

[L14MNP]

Epic April fool fail IMO...

lyk t0tally +1 etc

Monumental wind up fail!shift1

[Southie]

Trick or treat :roll:
Oooops I missed it lol

[L14MNP]

scuse me, i prefer the 12 doors...
You're wrong in the head then lol. 12 door is really for the 5 door hatches but saloons (or hatches) with too many doors when there's a coupe equivalent are FTL in 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999991% of cases IMO.

[Curtoise]

dudes im sure his car actually got piked

[Pistol Pete]

lol how sure....

[L14MNP]

Meh. Maybe it did, but lack of pictorial evidence would suggest against that being the case.

He CBA to take pics yet he posts it up on here, then there is all the crap involving the po-po...

Nah, sh1t won't fly.

[NOVA-KID-93]

if this is serious and it did get nicked then its good you got it back :thumb: but if its just a april fools wind up then you are the fool because you didnt post this up until 12 and if anyone tries to fool after twelve then they are the fool iirc...:) but if this is genuine then like i sais its good to hear that you got it back mate !!:)

[sport]

Is this still going on.....:roll:

[Pistol Pete]

http://pleasurenotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/pants-on-fire-by-american-cacher.jpg

[Novaboi_1991]

hahah

FAIL

[Pistol Pete]

Yes, yes you do.

[Southie]

http://www.landlord-success.com/images/pants_on_fire.jpg
At least Pete atempted to post a picture lol

[Sloth]

lol pete fails. limp, look at novafusion69's xe'd 4dr and tell me its not shexi....

[Pistol Pete]

Erm...how do i fail?

EDIT: pic has only just vanished for me.

[KSRY]

At least Pete atempted to post a picture lol

lol lol sorry novaboi but that is quality

[L14MNP]

lol pete fails. limp, look at novafusion69's xe'd 4dr and tell me its not shexi....
I'm aware of it mate, but a 2dr is even better! Modifying a 4/5dr Nova is making the best of a bad situation IMHO. lol

[Sloth]

psh. just wait dude ;)

[Novaboi_1991]

you lot really are a bunch of C U N T S!

i hope it happens to you one day, an i can sit here posting S H I T about it,

[Twistie]

what i love a 12 door nova i need a new one tho the 12th door just fell off agen due to rust lol

[L14MNP]

i sit here posting S H I T
:thumb:

[Novaboi_1991]

i have been giving novaboi ****, but then again im a prick anyways, so it dont matter

Totally Agree....

[Twistie]

I'm aware of it mate, but a 2dr is even better! Modifying a 4/5dr Nova is making the best of a bad situation IMHO. lol

how is modifying a 4/5 door nova the best of a bad situation? my mate has just finished a £25k 5 door power let and it looks it is brand new and it is not no soppy big bumpered S H I T

[L14MNP]

I punctuate and capitalize. Double fail. lol

[sport]

you lot really are a bunch of C U N T S!

i hope it happens to you one day, an i can sit here posting S H I T about it,

Seems to have been your own fault, youve admitted you dont lock your car in a garage that isnt very secure.

[brainsnova]

i seen a car fully wrapped in clingfilm today now thats a good excuse why not to go to work.

[L14MNP]

how is modifying a 4/5 door nova the best of a bad situation? my mate has just finished a £25k 5 door power let and it looks it is brand new and it is not no soppy big bumpered S H I T

I just think that the 2/3dr is a better (looking) variant be it on any car. Same applies for 4dr saloon and 5 door hatches on bigger cars. Saloon FTW.

There are some smart 4/5 dr Novas out there, I never said there wasn't. lol

[Twistie]

ya i like 2/3 door better but you said modifying a 4/5 door nova the best of a bad situation where i dont think it is if you like 5doors then get a 5 door

[L14MNP]

Well if you/Rob think that then that's cool. That's why I put IMO after it mate. lol

[16v Nova Kev]

you honestly think id make this up!
eh yup:wtf:

[Twistie]

lol
o sorry mate lol

[Ben]

Firstly i agree with Liam, if they make a 3 dr or a 2dr then they are always the car of choice of the more door cousins, a 5 dr Golf will never look as good as a 3dr variant, same with Nova's and every other example when a car availble in 2/3 and 4/5 drs.

And as for the absoloute bull**** about this nova being stolen, in his own admitance he lives in the quitest part of the village miles from nowhere and someone has broke into the garage, took all the shot off the roof, pushed it uphill and then stole it, it being a ****e 4 dr saloon nova with no numberplates etc.

HAVE A ****ING WORD WITH YOURSELF MAKE IT EVEN SLIGHTLY REALISTIC

[muzzy]

Wow this has got 8 more pages from when i last looked at it!

This probably wasnt the reaction this lad was expecting lol

PS 4 door saloons are cool, as of tomorrow lol

[Welshy]

have you reported it to the 5-0 yet???
if you havent you should they should be able to help even if ity isnt insured...
trust me mate id help you if i was closer

[Novaboi_1991]

yes mate, was reported, had prints done etc,

got it back now, thats all that matters,

altho everyone else here seems to think its a joke...

[L14MNP]

Hope you made sure that it was left open and that the poorly secured garage door of yours has not had any security improvements mate.

That will stop it happening again.

[L33 LEG]

i dont believe you :cool:

sorry, just wanted to join the banter bandwagon :(

[burgo]

you lot really are a bunch of C U N T S!

i hope it happens to you one day, an i can sit here posting S H I T about it,it would of happened to me but i had the sence to immobilise mine. thing is i took pics of the bent door, finger print dust, smashed cowling and fooked black box

[dj_wudgey]

i leave my cars in doncaster lol therefore my sr is imobalised!!! lol

[chimp007_uk]

I can't believe this is on 11pages now...

Whether its a 2,3,4 or 5door, a nova is a piece of cake to steel and there's plenty of little erchins out there who get a thrill out of doing it. I'm suprised if for that reason, people don't have atleast an immobiliser on there car!

[dj_wudgey]

ohh chimp i have clifford cat one as i said i live in doncaster taking no chances lol

[AlexW]

A lot of people dont want to shell out money (just the acual buying of the alarm/imobliser can be about £150), plus getting somone to fit it.

[chimp007_uk]

An immobilser can be bought on ebay for less than £50 for a good one. Fitting is easy just follow the instructions... Failing that there's plenty of peopl on here willing to lend a hand for beer money.

[dj_wudgey]

fook that my mum and dad spent a good few hundred quid on mine lol not shure exactly how much!!

[Welshy]

i leave my cars in doncaster lol therefore my sr is imobalised!!! lol
lol i work in doncaster and i dearnt take my car there lol

[L14MNP]

An immobiliser doesn't even have to be bought. You can pull a fuse, have a kill switch, remove an HT lead, ECU etc. too.

[burgo]

im just putting a £30 noise machine on mine. its parked outside 3 bedrooms in the house so someone will hear it

[L14MNP]

What do you mean mate, cheapo alarm? I agree it will be heard quickly.

[burgo]

yep bog standard cheap alarm. tis all it needs as i can make my own immobilisors

[Sloth]

maplin's for a 38p switch, and just cut a wire and solder it in. hide it up the back of the dash, et voila!!! best immobiliser evar

[skidmarkz]

i got a noisy as fook alarm, and my ECU joines my keys indoors, :) plus a few other non listed bits..


oh yeah i agree this is bull.... pics are proof.. u got none ...fail

[7ova]

lol i work in doncaster and i dearnt take my car there lol

cheeky f**ker,

i agree with you, there's some dodgy donny lads about!