joeSRI
27-03-09, 02:25 PM
God visits a man and tells him that he must give up drinking, smoking and sex if he is to be let into heaven when he dies. So the man says he will try his best.
A week passes and god visits the man to see how he is getting on.
''not bad'' he says, ''I've given up the drink and smoking, but when my wife bent over the freezer, i couldn't resist it!''
God replies, ''We dont like that up in heaven'' To which the man says..........
'They weren't too happy about it in Morrison's either' :p
A week passes and god visits the man to see how he is getting on.
''not bad'' he says, ''I've given up the drink and smoking, but when my wife bent over the freezer, i couldn't resist it!''
God replies, ''We dont like that up in heaven'' To which the man says..........
'They weren't too happy about it in Morrison's either' :p