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joff-turbo-nova
21-03-09, 07:42 AM
Hi all

Had a quick search on Nova's on ebay and found these little gems.

I get the impression that grammar is inversely proportional to the chaviness of the nova that you are selling !

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-VAUXHALL-NOVA-SPIN-2ltr_W0QQitemZ250391389995QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutom obiles_UK?hash=item250391389995&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C 240%3A1318

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/nova-turbo-now-gsi-fresh-rebuild-ex-show-car_W0QQitemZ260379451619QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomo biles_UK?hash=item260379451619&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C 240%3A1318

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-VAUXHALL-NOVA-L-BLUE_W0QQitemZ320349917951QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutom obiles_UK?hash=item320349917951&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C 240%3A1318

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-VAUXHALL-NOVA-MERIT-TD-RED_W0QQitemZ260377246357QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomo biles_UK?hash=item260377246357&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C 240%3A1318

Gives you a laugh when times are tough !!!!

Joff

Spudly
21-03-09, 10:19 AM
In all fairness the buy it now on the last one aint too bad as you could buy it burn the shell and rehouse it all in a decent shell rather than piss about cutting they chavb0 doors off and re welding normal doors on lol

dj_wudgey
21-03-09, 10:44 AM
yea they do give us a laff at times lol

Joe Richardson
21-03-09, 11:26 AM
Ive seen it all nowlol lol lol

Graeme
21-03-09, 11:38 AM
Can't believe the first one, he is expecting it to sell for 800 quid plus and as for the orange mess what sort of story is that, the police made him cut the doors off or he couldn't have it back, I'd love to hear the real story, the comment at the end say it all

gazjoiner
21-03-09, 12:03 PM
i cant believe the rear arch repair (if you can call it that) on the first one lol

Nova_Tek
21-03-09, 12:37 PM
4 fantastic, fitting examples of why some people still feel Nova owners are bunch of Chavvers.

Some of the language is freaking comical, was lmao whilst reading some of them, mainly the top two.

I do sometimes fell sorry for some Nova's, as with a proper owner they could be so much better.

And they are over priced. What they don't seem to understand is the fact that, although you have stuck huge spoilers and outrageous bumpers and big wheels, they don't actaully suit the car and hence are worthless. It would be a moddifiers dream if the RRP of all the extra parts you've stuck on the car gets added to the vehicle value.

Yeah, well... FAIL!

skitz
21-03-09, 12:38 PM
the orange one was proberly took off him because its a 1.2 on the log book and moer than likeley insured as a 1.2 lol (c20let in it)

Maka
21-03-09, 12:56 PM
what a set of absolute parcels... lamborghini doors belong on lamborghinis. period.

Bubba
21-03-09, 01:00 PM
on the way home from mod nats last year i was pulled by the police n have just been convicted of drivin a car to heavey moddfied of the public high way n been banned for 6 months n told to scrap this car !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yea how many times does this happen?? more like he got caught speeding

Andy
21-03-09, 06:29 PM
Ebay is utter ****e now.Absolute tat gets put on there.The listing fees are extortionate these days,cant be arsed with it any more.

brainsnova
21-03-09, 07:39 PM
as soon as a chavs owns a nova its junk which i hate to say about a nova.

Curtoise
21-03-09, 08:48 PM
yeh i know this is why my insurance is so high on my nova FFS, and some of there grammer and spelling LOL they obviously didn't go to school!
this is why nova's have a reputation for being a "chav" car.

let_nova
21-03-09, 08:51 PM
what annoys me about ebay is that you pay a listing fee, then you sell the item you pay a final value fee then you pay paypal fees !!!! :mad:

nova_saloon
21-03-09, 10:46 PM
uts amazing that they think it looks good, the only bit i like out of all four is the engines in one or two of them and the fact one has a wide arch kit, all standard looking bumpers with it it will be a minter!

Keif
22-03-09, 10:27 AM
what a set of absolute parcels... lamborghini doors belong on lamborghinis. period.
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa110/NickTracyJosh/lambodoors.jpg

There's a small bit of irony in the thread title too. lol