Random things that made you laugh today

[kelbelle]

I went with martin to the doctors today because he got problems with his hands. The doctor was bending his wrist to see if it would go numb and martin said it was causing a shooting pain in his finger. His doctor (who had a stutter) was like 'Yes, so a shooting pain in your ring....long pauses while he fights his stutter....finger.

But of course I heard as far as ring and started having a major laughing fit in my head trying not to lol

[Sloth]

you dirty git........

[Bubba]

haha

[Lynsey]

lol

My mate struggling on the phone to tell me that she wants me to buy her a rampant rabbit for her birthday, because her mum was in the car with her.
So I shouted out, "WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO BUY YOU A DIL*O?", She promptly put the phone down but it was all too late and now her mum knows that the little black box will be containing some rudes :p

[BIGS]

lol at Lynz i wish i could rep you for that lol

[Cle]

lol i can and have repped you, lol

[mowgli]

I went with martin to the doctors today because he got problems with his hands. The doctor was bending his wrist to see if it would go numb and martin said it was causing a shooting pain in his finger. His doctor (who had a stutter) was like 'Yes, so a shooting pain in your ring....long pauses while he fights his stutter....finger.

But of course I heard as far as ring and started having a major laughing fit in my head trying not to lol

whats wrong with his hands???? can't he keep them off his tackle ???

[mowgli]

the thing that made me chuckle today was:

I was delivering some stone on a huge tractor & trailer. when I got to the site address, a field in the middle of nowhere, there was a couple in a car, parked in the gateway shagging.... me revving & honking the hooter really put him off his stride & the sight of him trying to back out then back the car out & wiping the steam off the windows will stay with me for ever.....

[Lynsey]

Well, if I'm going to spend £50 (the cheeky git!) I want *some* enjoyment out of it. Think she'll call in an angry mood when she gets home though lol Knowing her mum, she's have been lectured all the way home about the dangers of plastic ding-dongs.

[Emmy]

It made me smile rather than laugh all though i did laugh a litte, one of the guys who used to own a cafe near my work was out walking his dog and hes italian he was saying oh my beautiful girl ''bella'' bella'' and blowing me kisses he said only if he was younger he would properly kiss me lol then he kissed my hand and my head aswell :p

[Lynsey]

It was you then? Damn, I was so close as well.

[Sloth]

lmao at the dildo thing.....

[Curtoise]

wat are these "dangers" then lol

[mowgli]

Well, if I'm going to spend £50 (the cheeky git!) I want *some* enjoyment out of it. Think she'll call in an angry mood when she gets home though lol Knowing her mum, she's have been lectured all the way home about the dangers of plastic ding-dongs.

get her one of these instead....
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200318895220&cguid=15bc530a1200a0e202d03420fff66a0a

[Ben]

Bloody hell lynz your generous, i dont think i have ever spent that on presents for my friends if you added them all together over the last 28 years!

What made me chuckle today was painting my flat whilst still being paid by work!

[16v Nova Kev]

sounds like pedo bear is on the loose again with his puppys lol

[Gashgusher]

lol @ lynz

took my dog on the golf course for a walk and he stole someones ball off the 5th green, then got on his toes, and finally dropped it on the 6th tee after the guy chased him. was wettin myself at the guys "dad" run (see peter kay) an he wasnt impressed with me or the dog

[Emmy]

lol lol

[Lynsey]

I'm not usually that generous, I'm usually skint lol Bonus time at work next week though so I thought I'd treat her.

[Lynsey]

Mowgli- I would do if they ddn't want £6.99 for P&P, good find lol

[kelbelle]

hahaha some great stories

[bmw156]

good times tbh lol

dunno what has made me laugh today

ummmm my friend asking on another forum if a corsa bumper will fit a tigra.
imo thats a dumb question

[Lynsey]

Everyone knows it will :roll:

[nova_saloon]

i was under my Nova looking at the c20xe and looked underneath of the engine and all the engine bay was covered in oil everywhere, then i laughed and said well at least it wont rust.

[Sloth]

yup martin it will with the right lights and wings etc....

[Lynsey]

Mind that Corsa with the Tigra front?

[mowgli]

It was you then? Damn, I was so close as well.

well its nice to put a flange to a name....

[brainsnova]

i shouted at the postie for raming through a big envelope what i believed was my PNG membership stuff and then sat down and laughed and opened it and was very pleased with my goodies.

[draper]

lol

My mate struggling on the phone to tell me that she wants me to buy her a rampant rabbit for her birthday, because her mum was in the car with her.
So I shouted out, "WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO BUY YOU A DIL*O?", She promptly put the phone down but it was all too late and now her mum knows that the little black box will be containing some rudes :p

pics of friend, she obviously need some 'proper' loving ;)

[Ben]

pics of friend, she obviously need some 'proper' loving ;)

Why you got a number of someone who can give it?

[dj_wudgey]

I went with martin to the doctors today because he got problems with his hands. The doctor was bending his wrist to see if it would go numb and martin said it was causing a shooting pain in his finger. His doctor (who had a stutter) was like 'Yes, so a shooting pain in your ring....long pauses while he fights his stutter....finger.

But of course I heard as far as ring and started having a major laughing fit in my head trying not to lol

pmsl id have burst out laughing me lol

[Jack]

We had a consultant from a well known helpdesk software vendor come in yesterday, he was amusing. Especially since the helpdesk manager is completely incompetent when it comes to IT.

Aside from that, I went to see Lee in the evenink. He make much LOL :D