Snow wanderful Snow

[dikharvey]

I thought I'd be first to start a thread on accidents in the snow, havin just rammed a lady that works in my college up the ass, beding my bonet, wing and slam panel and completely trashing my bumper, grill, headligh, clear indicator. I was only doing about 5mph and she hit the hedge and stopped instanly and i didnt, have 4 other people in the car gave me quite a lot of momentum, unfortuantly! Shite! All i didn was dent her bumper! I'm surprised my nova didnt fall apart in the recent winds!

[dave.gsi]

the novaload crashing virus strikes again lol



havin just rammed a lady that works in my college up the ass

lol, that sounds like fun :lol:

[lucusade]

didnt know that 'ramming a lady up the a*se' was on offer this year. Damn it, I knew I should have stayed at college :lol:

I knew they did 'ramming a guy up the a*se', but I thought it was only the T.A offering that :lol:

[RobIsGrt18]

nahhh did'nt u kno m8, "ramming a guy up the arse" is quite common in mk!! haha!!

[lucusade]

must have missed that when looking at the city reviews.

so where do you go for that then mate :lol: ??

[RobIsGrt18]

lol im safe now im in northampton!! "the ghetto" haha!!

altho for sum strange reason the women seem to fuck u ova at any given chance ova here ??

as micky wud say......."snakes the lot of ummmmm" haha!!

[lucusade]

mate, the majority of woman (excluding NL chickadees and all those related blah blah blah) are born to tease, try not to please !!

its a moto that many of them, as you are finding, strictly abide by :?

[RobIsGrt18]

we still aint had any snow round here yet!! aint fair!!

loads of ice tho....1 clio with skinny tyres + 1 empty retail part at 1230 at night = fun!!

luke do they grit the road from hanslop to mk for ya ?? if not i bet going to work is fun ??

[lucusade]

yeah the grit the roads. what with i dont know !! coz it aint salt, probably throwing a mixture of sand and ball bearings onto the road.....

luckily i travel the A5, which is chocka every morning. luckily the heating in my car numbs my mind, and i wouldnt notice if a dog hit my windscreen at 70 !!

[Anton]

hmmm perhaps I started some sort of crashing ginx lol

The car park near college was gr8 2day! Lots of sliding in me mums car, gr8 fun :lol:

[Will]

:( :(

DOH abt crash m8, had one myself recently and i know wot a bitch it is.

Will

[wisewood]

we had snow ... and i just forgot about it being slippy

lmfao - how do you forget about snow being slippy?
one of your more flakey comments micky.

[wisewood]

slide-a-mungus lmfao.

i pulled into the car park at work today and got to the end where there were no cars where i usually park and turned wheel maybe 1 degree to the left and pulled on handbrake and put straight back down again... woohoo slippy slidey almost full 180 with no effort at all. :lol:

[Chris LR]

I was involved in a near-miss today!

Following a learner down the road at around 2pm, doing just under 30mph.

I'm being followed by a bus and as the learner approches a bus stop a guy stands up from the bench and starts to walk towards the kerb. This frightens the leraning into slamming the brakes on, I do the same but with Nova brakes and a slippery surface I nudge into the Fiesta just tapping the bumper.

There was no damage to either car but the terrified learner claimed that she'd pay for any damage. I then turn round to my car and see scratches on the bumper (been there for years) and ask the learner if thats what she'd call damage.

Her instructer stepped in and told me where to go. I don't think it was a bad try :? .

[dikharvey]

driving instructors should teach you sensible thing like never ever admit responcibility for an accident, i didnt with mine, means there is a slight chance of getting away with it.

[Nova1.6]

bet that shit up the learner.