never ever...

[Paul]

leave yourself logged onto to your mates computer lol lol lol

[blue_peg_16v]

or leave your work computer unlocked wi you e-mail up and go for a fag lol lol

[Dod]

So insert your Penis into a Toaster thats in use.

[Jack]

Or ask lee to grind a door off a Nova lol

[AlexW]

or sign into PNG at 3am.

[kelbelle]

Or mix green and red clothes

[Dod]

/\ Gay

[Pistol Pete]

Red and green should never be seen lol

[Dod]

/\ Gay-R

[Pistol Pete]

:gay:

[Nova_Tek]

get carb cleaner in your eye :eek:

[brainsnova]

or paint stripper :D

[Jim Mcrae]

Try and remove a stobborn bumper by tying a tow rope around it, connect the other end to a solid object and reverse hard.

[tony k]

walk in on your girfriends nan while she is in the bath lol

[AlexW]

tell your girlfriend your gay.

Also NEVER buy a nova.

[Welsh Dan]

try to slam a revolving door

[General Lee]

Say never

[brainsnova]

never buy a pug or citreon.

[burgo]

grow up

[Pistol Pete]

say something is mint, when it obviously isnt.

[brainsnova]

say someones welding is rough when you cant even weld.

[Tidy Max]

lick an electric mixer whisk while its plugged in

[blue_peg_16v]

leave ernie alone with a hammer

[Sloth]

weld someones steeltoecap boots together as a joke, your toolbox becomes a solid lump......

[Mike]

never buy a pug or citreon.

Comment on other brands of cars if youve never even owned one of them.

[Dar]

Pee on an electric fence.

[Dod]

Advertise a Cavalier in front of me.

[Sloth]

let me think far too much bout saabs and vauxhall crossbreeding....

[Jack]

Wait for sloth to actually come up with a saab powered Nova.

You'll die of old age lol

[Sloth]

if my plan comes together, it m,aybe sooner than ya think ;)

[Spudly]

Wipe your ass with a nettle if you get cought short in the country!

[Pistol Pete]

Put deep heat on your bellend.

[mowgli]

agree to send parts before you get paid...........

[Spudly]

Video yourself trying to gain pleasure from inserting a jam jar in your ass...


Oh hang on......................... lol

[Pistol Pete]

PMSL ^

Shave your chicken skin and slap on after shave...(cue scene from Home Alone lol)

[dj_wudgey]

no not a good idea to stay logged in fook knpows what my mates would get up to if i did!! lol

[Jack]

talk to your ex on msn :roll:

[Pistol Pete]

lol

[blue_peg_16v]

talk to your ex on msn :roll:

mine wunt repllie lol

[Sloth]

lmao fail/\

[brainsnova]

spent £32 a roll on spirograph.

[~~joycey~~]

Buy a nova without asumeing its gonna be rusty lol

[Sloth]

spent £32 a roll on spirograph.

you cheeky bast.lol

[Jack]

mine wunt repllie lol
Frankly I'm surprised mine even still has me on hers. I deleted her months ago and haven't spoken for ages, then all of a sudden she starts talking to me to tell me she's going to see Michael Jackson in concert (lol fcuk knows why) and yaks away like i'm her best friend? And wonders why I'm like "wtf are you talking to me for?!"

/rant lol

[Sloth]

meh, let her, "ex priveliges" mate...... ;)

[Nova_Tek]

remove and try to fix a dodgey 80's vacuum cleaner switch with it plugged into the mains... it's electrifying!

[Lee]

eat yellow snow

[BIGS]

tell a girl she will do as its late "in a club":(

[Nova_Tek]

eat brown snow lol

[Hobbit]

Buy another nova

[Welshy]

neva cheat on your missus with her sister.... when your gfs downstairs :(

[Pistol Pete]

cheat on your misses with her mum... when your misses is downstairs with her sister.

[NOVA_LEE]

never run into a newspaper shop wearin a ski mask

[brainsnova]

pay for anything at the scrappies

[Pistol Pete]

leave a scrappie without "borrowing" things lol

[Tidy Max]

make a never ever thread?

[Pistol Pete]

make silly comments in a thread??!! lol ;) :p

[dj_wudgey]

neva cheat on your missus with her sister.... when your gfs downstairs :(

no thats not a good one like lol

[kelbelle]

put a sneaky finger up your boyfriends ass without his explicit permission :(

[Pistol Pete]

^lol element of surprise!!!

pretend you "slipped"

[Sloth]

slip it in the wrong un, and claim ya slipped. engaged to single in 60 seconds.....

[brainsnova]

delay on joining up to P.N.G

[Sloth]

yeah i need to join asap...

[blue_peg_16v]

tell your girlfriend youve had betterlol

[Southie]

... sneeze when you've got the sh1ts

[Pistol Pete]

sneeze with your eyes open.

[tony k]

tell your bird if your that good in bed i bet your mums better lol

[Emmy]

yeah i need to join asap...

Yeah think I will soon too Slothy!! :thumb:

[Southie]

sneeze with your eyes open.

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/eye_popping_large.jpg

:thumb:

[Emmy]

Haha ahhh lol now that is a shocked :eek: look lol

[Pistol Pete]

Yeah think I will soon too Slothy!! :thumb:

If you joining is anything like you posting a pic up in the toilet thread, the rest of us neednt worry!! lol ;) :p

[blue_peg_16v]

never fry eggs naked

[Gibbo]

lmao

[Pistol Pete]

never fry eggs naked

Yet another "spit" males arent happy about.....

[brainsnova]

doubt ebay as now its free to list at 99p lol

[blue_peg_16v]

Yet another "spit" males arent happy about.....


true :thumb:

[kelbelle]

In the words of Samantha Jones. If you swallow it first then I will! :thumb:

[draper]

In the words of Samantha Jones. If you swallow it first then I will! :thumb:

never, EVER fall for that one :(

[Sloth]

im sayin nowt....

[Welshy]

never tell your best mate his bird looks 12 when shes sat next to you and shes 2 years older than you lmao

[brainsnova]

never fit tints to your nova.