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burgo
09-03-09, 12:07 PM
well i awoke this morning to find my passenger door bent out and couling smashed off. however the retards neglected to realise there is no battery on it lollollollol cock munchers

MK999
09-03-09, 12:09 PM
Best example I ever heard was whoever had someone try and steal their nova, with the head in plain view on the back seat. lol

novait
09-03-09, 12:10 PM
what a bunch of f**k wits...not to much damage i hope mate?

brainsnova
09-03-09, 12:13 PM
sorry to hear that Burgo. i was lucky noobs turned up to try and steal my nova or bits off it and turned up on mopeds with a metal toolbox and layed it down hard and woke my neighbour , then they ran like poofs.

burgo
09-03-09, 12:15 PM
they just bent the top of the door out so easy fix once the plod have been. im guessing it was kids anyway with how far forward the seat is, either that or it was a midget lol now that would have been cool

dj_wudgey
09-03-09, 12:28 PM
they not damaged the door too bad??? hope not dude but the thick b*stards will try rob anything!!

nacho mcnova
09-03-09, 12:45 PM
i had my nova gsi stolen from stirling in scotland with no insurence, it had 40,000 genuine miles on it and was mint with an expensive sound system in it and it was found in perth 8 days later with only 2 head rests stolen out it! the 2 lads were caught and i got £1200 compo off them! couldnt of worked out better, more money towards the project!

~~joycey~~
09-03-09, 12:52 PM
Not again!? I'm getting really fed up of hearing about thefts/attempted thefts :( Why cant they just fcuk off?

I really hope no1 ever tries stealing mine as i dont fancy prison much tbh lol

dj_wudgey
09-03-09, 12:56 PM
every one should go buy mint allarms like i did man they help allot clifford are fooking ace lol

MyNovaSr
09-03-09, 01:13 PM
A decent alarm and imob is a must as a start!

Jack
09-03-09, 01:47 PM
If you need a fresh, straight, rust-free passenger door I may well be able to assist...

draper
09-03-09, 01:48 PM
If you need a fresh, straight, rust-free passenger door I may well be able to assist...

noes :(

nacho mcnova
09-03-09, 02:06 PM
it toad cat 1 just as good as the cliffords?

Jim Mcrae
09-03-09, 02:14 PM
Toads are good yes. *******s, though hope you catch them next time.

Pistol Pete
09-03-09, 02:45 PM
well i awoke this morning to find my passenger door bent out and couling smashed off. however the retards neglected to realise there is no battery on it lollollollol cock munchers

Have you got a glass bonnet then?

Gashgusher
09-03-09, 02:53 PM
i caught 3 different ppl tryin to get into mine when i was workin in st.helens last year, unfortunaley i had arms full of toolbox/drills etc so couldnt give chase or owt. cooooonts! immoblilisers are a definate, although ive figured how to bypass mine, and also the diode in the hazard switch (mk2) is a must. iv had too many scrotes come up to me and say "theyre well easy to rob them cars, jus do that thing wit hazard switch"

once again, COOOOOOOOOOOONTS

jimbob-mcgrew
09-03-09, 03:02 PM
hows about deadlocks and shatter proof window film.
attack the problem from the source - stop them from gettin into the car.

Sloth
09-03-09, 06:05 PM
shotgun ftw

brainsnova
09-03-09, 06:07 PM
or disconnet the battery and wire it to the mains.

mayhem
09-03-09, 06:08 PM
i connected my rear fog switch to the fuel pump wire.

so you need to put the lights on, put the rear fog switch on before you can start.

Stanley
09-03-09, 06:08 PM
Just weld the doors shut. Ohhhh wait.........

brainsnova
09-03-09, 06:10 PM
a bait car would be good with strengthened doors that cant be bent back. now that would knock their confidence and baffle them.

Spudly
09-03-09, 06:31 PM
A decent alarm and imob is a must as a start!



Cant get a much more effective immobiliser than a removed battery tbh lol


My last one was being stored in a village near my mates house before i got it and it was sat there fully stripped out barring drivers seat and steering wheel (dash rooflining everything was out) the doors were unlocked and some n00b creased the passenger door out to get in it, im wtf it was unlocked ffs lol

Sloth
09-03-09, 06:33 PM
i had the best alarm, a 1500rpm idle and a straight thru exhaust, 3 am twoc= full street awake....

burgo
09-03-09, 07:41 PM
If you need a fresh, straight, rust-free passenger door I may well be able to assist...that would put shame to the rest of the car lol. i just bent it back into shape lol

burgo
09-03-09, 07:43 PM
plod have been aswell and they said mine was one of five tried in this area last night. apparently all the others were corsas and they didnt manage to get any of them!!!! how retarded can they be

mowgli
09-03-09, 07:44 PM
or disconnet the battery and wire it to the mains.

no offence, but why does some one always put this up as an answer..... it will be impossible to wire it up safely, someone will touch it, it will buzz them & then blow the trip, you will be plunged into darkness & a p1ssed off person is outside kicking the crap out of your car.... REALLY WELL THOUGHT OUT

burgo
09-03-09, 07:46 PM
^^^ lol i think brains has had a name fail

smcgsi16v
09-03-09, 07:47 PM
im guessing it was kids anyway with how far forward the seat is, either that or it was a midget

Dar?

lol

mowgli
09-03-09, 07:48 PM
Dar?

lol

you can't blame him for everything, he was probably doing that lithuanian bird in the 18+ at the time.....

Jack
09-03-09, 08:08 PM
you can't blame him for everything, he was probably doing that lithuanian bird in the 18+ at the time.....
She's too big for him ;)

mowgli
09-03-09, 08:10 PM
She's too big for him ;)

he needs ...


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