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The Simps
04-03-09, 10:14 PM
I wrote a poem....

i started reading this thread while i had my tea,
it soon became silly i'm sure you'll agree.

is he liar, a postcode a cheat
Mr A? Mr B? who did he meet?

along came a donkey, peanut butter a mouse,
NEVER EVER go to Slothsports' house!

Emmy started flirting, we demanded a pic,
I received a Pm - she is a hot chic!

I found my LP its now off to bed
with visions of Emmy running round in my head.

:D

The Simps
04-03-09, 10:56 PM
where all off to scotland to gangbang miss emmy,
50 PNG'ers all sporting a semi.

cmax is on tits, I'll take the rear,
stuart can do catering, burgers and beer.

burgo turns up we all stand aside,
as the poll winner he gets a ride.

slothsport is here with more supplies,
peanut butter for emmy and spoons for the guys!

Stuart
07-03-09, 08:28 PM
I claim salvage rights :)

I hacked into the deleted threads archive, and hacked the two poems out, and then hacked them into a new thread

let_nova
07-03-09, 08:33 PM
your such a hacker. lol

Curtoise
07-03-09, 10:15 PM
DR HACK QUEEN, suprised theres much thread left with all that hacking lol

Sloth
07-03-09, 11:38 PM
snip, snip, snip! any new uns simps?

The Simps
08-03-09, 12:53 AM
I tempted to report this post for hacking my account ;)

More poetry? Will have to wait til I'm drunk and eating malteasers again!

MK999
08-03-09, 12:58 AM
I claim salvage rights :)

I hacked into the deleted threads archive, and hacked the two poems out, and then hacked them into a new thread

bloody admin hackers, downright disgraceful lol

Emmy
08-03-09, 01:03 AM
I wrote a poem....

i started reading this thread while i had my tea,
it soon became silly i'm sure you'll agree.

is he liar, a postcode a cheat
Mr A? Mr B? who did he meet?

along came a donkey, peanut butter a mouse,
NEVER EVER go to Slothsports' house!

Emmy started flirting, we demanded a pic,
I received a Pm - she is a hot chic!

I found my LP its now off to bed
with visions of Emmy running round in my head.

:D


Aw Helllllo Simps baby!!! ;) lol

brainsnova
08-03-09, 01:03 AM
is there emmy naked pics going between pm's.

Emmy
08-03-09, 01:04 AM
is there emmy naked pics going between pm's.


lol lol

brainsnova
08-03-09, 01:05 AM
woohoo i recieved one :D

Emmy
08-03-09, 01:05 AM
woohoo i recieved one :D

;) hmmmm really where did it come from brains lol lol

Sloth
08-03-09, 01:09 AM
wtf? i want one!!!

brainsnova
08-03-09, 01:12 AM
;) hmmmm really where did it come from brains lol lol

08-03-09 Hey! (http://www.pngclub.com/forum/private.php?do=showpm&pmid=366676)
12:44 AM Emmy

Emmy
08-03-09, 01:13 AM
08-03-09 Hey! (http://www.pngclub.com/forum/private.php?do=showpm&pmid=366676)
12:44 AM Emmy

lol lol lol

Emmy
08-03-09, 01:35 AM
Hopefully Mr Simps will be back with some amazing poetry :thumb: lol I feel like a star haha

mowgli
08-03-09, 07:43 AM
every time I see 'The Simps' on here, it reminds me of this......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrM7jZ9pUAo

Curtoise
08-03-09, 10:15 AM
lol how random is that lol i wouldnt want any squirils chewing on my nuts lol

mowgli
08-03-09, 10:39 AM
S to the I to the M to the P.

The Simps
08-03-09, 12:39 PM
every time I see 'The Simps' on here, it reminds me of this......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrM7jZ9pUAo



That is propper random that!!

Sadly, those poems don't make a lot of sense outside the thread they were in.

mayhem
08-03-09, 01:03 PM
there was a woman from eling
who had a particular feeling
she layed on her back
played with her crack
and come all over the ceiling

wilson_sri
08-03-09, 02:18 PM
08-03-09 Hey! (http://www.pngclub.com/forum/private.php?do=showpm&pmid=366676)
12:44 AM Emmy
Forward to my inbox? :wtf:

Emmy
08-03-09, 02:21 PM
;) lol

wilson_sri
08-03-09, 02:25 PM
still waiting...