Funny stuff about nova

[LEWI007]

Someone has propably postes this before but here goes..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vauxhall+nova

This just made me laugh

Vauxhall nova's of this type will have the standard 1.2 or 1.4 vauxhall engine, and will often attempt to race other vehicles with a significantly more powerful engines, this will typically end in humilation for the ned (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ned)/chav (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav) driving the vehicle and can greatly reduce his change of sexual intercourse with the 12 year old nedette (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nedette)/chavette (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chavette) that is often found in these vehicles as an after market modification.

Nova's in their original factory configuration are typically smoky old rust buckets owned by irritating old pensioners who just should'nt be driving

But its all true lol

[Jack]

change of sexual intercourse
So THATS why Stuart has boobs!

[Spudly]

Lol, you would have thought if they really wanted to make themselves sound clever and make nova owners look stupid they would work on spelling, grammar and punctuation before posting that article.

Although it is rather amusing and was probably written mid to late nineties lol

[Andy]

Aye and after all that clap about bodykits and scoops with massive wheels they produce a clean looking example of a mk1 with gsi front bumper lol
Sad geeks

[LEWI007]

Aye and after all that clap about bodykits and scoops with massive wheels they produce a clean looking example of a mk1 with gsi front bumper lol
Sad geeks
I know, i saw the clean nova at the bottom and thought wtf lol

also just noticed it says change of sexual intercourse instead of chance, bunch of idiots...

[LEWI007]

Theres one on corsa's aswell and it says this

1) are you gonna cross the road?

no, i'll let this corsa pass first

2) the sort of person who drives a vauxhall corsa is the sort of person who'll end up in prison one day

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vauxhall%20corsa

So much hate for novas and corsas :confused:

[kc_08]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=citroen+saxo
Saxo ones quite funny lol and still has terrible spelling and grammar lol. but its quite funny to read "step up from the nova" < lol