joke

[joeSRI]

a woman walks into a butchers shop and asks for 1 sausage, 1 rasher of bacon
and half a black pudding.

the butcher says to the woman "you live alone dont you"
to which the woman replies "yes, how did you know"
to which the butcher says "cos your ****ing ugly"

[Southie]

lol

A man walked into a pub after a long day at work, ordered a pint of
beer, and sat down by the bar to enjoy it. Before long he'd finished
about half his drink and needed to go to the toilet, so off he went.

Whilst he was away a massive black woman standing in the corner walked
up to the bar, picked up the drink, farted into his pint, replaced it,
and walked away again.

When the man came back, he sat down to enjoy his pint again, but after
he'd taken a mouthful he spat it out at once and yelled at the barman,
"Oi, barman, this pint tastes disgusting! What's happened to it?"

"Well, you see that massive black woman over there? She farted into
it."

"What?"

"She farted into it. I didn't want to say anything - she looks like
she could easily knock seven shades of **** out of me - but that's
what she did."

"Right," said the bloke, stressed after a long day, "if you won't say
anything, I will." He got up, went to the massive black woman, and
tapped her on her shoulder. She slowly turned around.

"Yes?"

"Er, did you fart in my Whitbread?"

"No, I'm Tessa Sanderson."

[joeSRI]

ha ha took me a while but got there in the end! ha ha

[Asa-James]

???

[kelbelle]

I dont get it :S

[Spudly]

Me either :roll:

[NovaBoi92]

HA HA HA wait what?

[Bubba]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb8/mynovasrxe/blog-baseball.jpg

(good ol' lol pic thread)

[Jack]

Those people who don't get it - how old are you? lol

[kelbelle]

umm nearly 21 - am i too young?

[Jack]

Clearly.

Fart in ma Whitbread....? Sounds like....?

[mowgli]

http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_athletics/WHITBREAD_F_19840806_GH_R.jpg

fatima whitbread......................................... ........................................tessa sanderson



the joke is about 20yrs old..

[kelbelle]

ohhhhhh lol

[Emmy]

lol

[Jack]

ohhhhhh lol
http://www.roadtosurfdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/penny2.jpg

[Asa-James]

but when the "joke" clearly states the fella saying 'did you...' then it doesnt work. poor joke in my opinion. but my opinion rarely matters...

[Southie]

Steve Cram, Steve Ovett, Daley Thompson at the Los Angeles olympics 1984.

Daley snapped his pole vault... Ooooo it sounds nasty if you don't know what his pole did lol
The kids of today ey :roll:

[Spudly]

Ahhh righto well im clearly not old enough to have understood that joke then but thankyou to mr mowgli for clearing it up:thumb:

[jimbob-mcgrew]

first butcher ones ace - made me burst out

[dj_wudgey]

first butcher ones ace - made me burst out

agreed dude lol