Fooking hilarious!!

[Ben]

Just got sent this on facebook, its awesome...

(doubt if anyone will care but quite shocking)

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/homepage/Bristol-teacher-faces-crack-cocaine-allegations/article-712288-detail/article.html

Mr Horseman was my tutor for 5 years lol, no wonder i went off the rails!

[dj_wudgey]

Just got sent this on facebook, its awesome...

(doubt if anyone will care but quite shocking)

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/homepage/Bristol-teacher-faces-crack-cocaine-allegations/article-712288-detail/article.html

Mr Horseman was my tutor for 5 years lol, no wonder i went off the rails!

fook me this teacher would have fit right in at my school lol

[Emmy]

lol lol

[draper]

we had an alocholic french teacher, she was hammered in class once coming onto one of the lads

[Ben]

I asked my RE teacher out once, and when i was 15 in a club in town pissed i saw my maths teacher, she didnt know where to put herself lol.

She grabbed me on the Monday and said dont ever tell anyone i saw you.

Also used to go into town on student night which was Thursdays and swimming was first lesson on a Friday, my games teacher wouldnt ever let me in the pool!

[draper]

my games teacher wouldnt ever let me in the pool!

hard-on ?

[Ben]

No still pissed from the night before.

[Dar]

lol oh dear!

[Andy]

An english teacher at my school was an alkie,he used to have a flask of whisky on his desk.A stand in teacher knew we used to get stoned before lesson and took us all to one side and told us he we didnt have to do any work lol We would sit laughing at nothing,completely off our boxes......lol

[jord4n]

my maths teacher used to rush about like it was the last minuet of the day all the time and drinking loads of water, brings a whole new meaning to speeding.

[mowgli]

we had a french/german teacher who's husband had been arrested & served a community service sentence for showing his cock to young lads in a public toilet....... we didn't make flushing noises.......

[Pistol Pete]

Just got sent this on facebook, its awesome...

(doubt if anyone will care but quite shocking)

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/homepage/Bristol-teacher-faces-crack-cocaine-allegations/article-712288-detail/article.html

Mr Horseman was my tutor for 5 years lol, no wonder i went off the rails!

So...when he said lines for detention....lol

[Mike]

I got chucked out of school for "allegedly" being racist to a French teacher. I called her a tard, she claimed racial discrimination?!

[Andy]

I got chucked out of school for "allegedly" being racist to a French teacher. I called her a tard, she claimed racial discrimination?!
lol the racist card,what a cheap shot

[Mike]

lol the racist card,what a cheap shot

Every UK citizen knows though, when a Foreigner claims "racial discrimination" they get a free house, free car, money chucked at them for life......

BUT when a white boy claims it they get laughed into the deepest darkest depths of the earth :mad:

[Gashgusher]

I got chucked out of school for "allegedly" being racist to a French teacher. I called her a tard, she claimed racial discrimination?!


im sure "tard" just means "late" in french? ****in frogs

[kelbelle]

Our electronics teacher got fired because when he divorced his wife he printed off naughty picture of her and put them up around the neighbourhood hahaha

Oh and loads of our teachers have been caught haveing affairs/relationships