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Just a reminder about Health & Safety in the workplace....
If any of you, like me, think a little odd, and have always wanted to pistol whip some one with a cordless power drill........ dont.
I had an overwhelming temptation to pistol whip a Sparky today with his cordy. Yes, it did all end in tears.
So remember, safety in the workplace is of upmost importance :thumb:
Pics or GTFO lol
You wouldnt see much if I had pics TBH, just some guy in a High Viz top lying on the floor holding his head lol
I told him not to move my paint tubs twice Jack. Some people never learn though.
Legend! lol
I love site disagreements, somebody always ends up injured or sacked :D
Though i am a sparky, we have ways to f**k it up for eveyone :wtf:
lol
Dignity at work eh? lol
Fcuk em! He moved my stuff...... i painted a ceiling....he bost a fcuk of grate hole in it just to fit a standard style light pendant. As far as Im concerned he can get fcuked TBH.
Wonder if my contractor will have anymore work for me tomorrow lol lol
Fcuk em! He moved my stuff...... i painted a ceiling....he bost a fcuk of grate hole in it just to fit a standard style light pendant. As far as Im concerned he can get fcuked TBH.
Cant fault you for twa**ing him!
lol
good job you dont use a nail gun for a living!
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/06/nailgun.jpg
^ I love playing about with the chippys Plaslode Ade, gas powered nail gun thing, fcuk they go really far when loaded with 2" nails!
16xe_chris
18-02-09, 06:13 PM
^ I love playing about with the chippys Plaslode Ade, gas powered nail gun thing, fcuk they go really far when loaded with 2" nails!
lol lol 3" ring nails are great when your bored at dinner time ha ha
They are also good for nailing random objects to ceilings, like work boots;)
kelbelle
18-02-09, 06:38 PM
Health and Safety:
Now remember Garden is an anagram of Danger
lol lol lol
MIKE, a deliberate act like ****ting a sparky with an inanimate (or animate) object is not actually an accident. thus health & safety can't get involved.
we did a community centre job a couple of years ago & the sparky would get there early, knock our site fence over & drive straight over our fresh block paving. just so his van full of 'his very expensive gear (about £2k incl van)' could be near his workplace. so we used our cheap JCB (£42k) to drag his van round the corner & shoved a skip in front of it then stuck 1/2t of sand on the roof.
Amazingly he didn't get the message & parked it there the next morning. he left the window open by an inch. it rained for 15mins, & we put 30 gallons of water thru the window.
on the third day he left it there again, but had a site tidy up & left 3 barrow loads of crap on our freshly prepped paving area, so I sort of forced the lock & put it all on his driving seat, when he came to complain, I stihl sawed a slab & covered him in dust. He got the message.
when he came to complain, I stihl sawed a slab & covered him in dust. He got the message.
What a guy........:thumb:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/danga/wpng08golf0010.jpg
lol Safety gear always comes first :thumb:
been checking this out. Now as far as I can tell, as long as the drill has a hand operated chuck facility, you are in the clear.
Welsh Dan
20-02-09, 10:25 AM
Wouldn't there have been no problem if he was wearing his hard hat?
Gashgusher
20-02-09, 11:50 AM
hard hat? HARD..... HAT? dunno what you're on about mate sorry
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6DpEiwWPjI8/SUS2ShT8zdI/AAAAAAAACLw/qj-CQg4ZZtc/s320/l_79082_911de6aa.jpg
I'd just like to add, thats a genius film. And yes, it is as bad as you imagine it to be :D
Welsh Dan
20-02-09, 12:49 PM
http://www.movieposterdb.com/posters/08_07/1979/79082/l_79082_911de6aa.jpg
I'd just like to add, thats a genius film. And yes, it is as bad as you imagine it to be :D
hotlinking fail.
Really? Poo. Try again lol
lmfao that looks trash
And what a front cover eh? 3 people all with drill bits stuck in them lol
He must have a really long extension lead lol
Noo, he has a battery belt iirc :D
In fact, I think thats the whole premise. Artist gets hacked off with everyone, buys drill and power pack, "horror" (or "hilarity", depending on your outlook) ensues.
Southie
20-02-09, 01:14 PM
I'd just like to add, thats a genius film. And yes, it is as bad as you imagine it to be :D
This cover looks a little more :eek:
Brings a whole new way of getting a headache lol
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/driller_killer.jpg
Southie
20-02-09, 01:18 PM
Is that bob marley?
I think its Peter Sutcliffe if he get released lol
Wouldn't there have been no problem if he was wearing his hard hat?
hard hats are worn by HSE people, bob the builder & the pillocks on Grand designs who are wasting their inheritance on an ugly shed
I think its Peter Sutcliffe if he get released lol
You mean "when" he gets released!!!!
:thumb:
hard hats are worn by HSE people, bob the builder & the pillocks on Grand designs who are wasting their inheritance on an ugly shed
To true, real men or boys dont need HSE in the workplace :thumb:
To true, real men or boys dont need HSE in the workplace :thumb: Heres a story ive heard about wearing hard hats.A ground worker was working on a newbuild multi storey car park down south somewhere,when the level above him collapsed,200 or so tons falling on him,obviously killing him instantly.His family couldnt claim a penny as he wasnt wearing his hard hat.Like that would have made any difference at all
hahahaha cant give you rep and i soooooooooooo wanna.
We've all had the thought. Your a legend for doing it.
Heres a story ive heard about wearing hard hats.A ground worker was working on a newbuild multi storey car park down south somewhere,when the level above him collapsed,200 or so tons falling on him,obviously killing him instantly.His family couldnt claim a penny as he wasnt wearing his hard hat.Like that would have made any difference at all
A southener sqaushed by 200 tonne of concrete & re-bar yet they can still prove his hard wasnt on his head? Unlucky as fcuk i say lol lol lol
I thought it was harsh,i dont know how they knew like i say it was just site gossip lol
Carry out a personal risk assesment and deem the H/H a danger as it could cause you to overheat ;)
I passed a hse inspection on a job on a farm just before harvest, when 6 blokes were not wearing hi-Viz or hard hats..
the Inspector turned up wearing a full safety set & asked me why my blokes weren't wearing any PPE except toe-cap boots. I said as we were lowering 2.5ton concrete sections into a pit, the hard hats wouldn't be any use, and he should ask me in 10 mins why we weren't wearing Hi Viz. within 5 mins his clothes were crawling with small beetles..
been putting more thought into Mikes defence... as he is a londoner living in a civilised area, he could use the excuse that it said '1/2" chuck' on the drill, and he did what it said, he half-inched it & then chucked it.. now I'd pay to see someone say that in court
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