PDA

View Full Version : Place your bets...



Jack
15-02-09, 11:39 AM
Will this (http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/87305207) fit into a 5dr Corsa B with all doors and boot shut?

I say no, Tania says yes...

Bearing in mind its boxed as new, so the package is 212cm long

Jay
15-02-09, 11:40 AM
Meh, wheres the poll?

John
15-02-09, 11:41 AM
Wind the front seat back down, and i'm sure it'll fit!

AussieMAX
15-02-09, 11:42 AM
come on guys support a chick who knows her stuff!!

Spudly
15-02-09, 11:42 AM
Burgo, grinder FTW:thumb:

If you remove the tailgate before you go and take a ratchet strap to hold it in then im sure it will fit lol

Andy
15-02-09, 11:43 AM
No chance

John
15-02-09, 11:43 AM
Or roofrack it!

Andy
15-02-09, 11:43 AM
212cm=2120mm or 2.1metres No way

BIGS
15-02-09, 11:43 AM
not a hope in hell, out the window yes any other way no

Jack
15-02-09, 11:44 AM
Meh, wheres the poll?
Patience!

And spud, thats a fail, all the doors/windows/tailgate have to be in place and closed :p

The bonnet is allowed to be open, but thats only because at the moment its stuck shut lol

Spudly
15-02-09, 11:44 AM
Meh, remove the tailgate glass then jack lol

16v Nova Kev
15-02-09, 11:46 AM
no way rj even with the back seats down it would be touching the windscreen lol

BIGS
15-02-09, 11:48 AM
Tell her it will fit if you drive, but she will have to rest her head on your lap :thumb:

AussieMAX
15-02-09, 11:48 AM
Anyone willing to unstick it for me?... I'll come visit... btw i dont have to fit jack in the car too just the box...

Spudly
15-02-09, 11:52 AM
Unstick it?

Meh, ill help what time ya gonna get here?

16v Nova Kev
15-02-09, 11:52 AM
I'll come visit...
nice i come visit to :p

AussieMAX
15-02-09, 11:53 AM
where are you spud?

dougie_boi
15-02-09, 11:54 AM
as long as there was nobody in the front passenger seat then it could be wound down so its flat and would give you from the dash to the tailgait which should let it fit in

dj_wudgey
15-02-09, 11:54 AM
212cm=2120mm or 2.1metres No way

i agree dude!!

Spudly
15-02-09, 11:57 AM
where are you spud?


Currently sat in my front room atm lol


Am in the lovely vale (yeah right) of hull

16v Nova Kev
15-02-09, 11:57 AM
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg8/16vnovakev/untitled.jpg
rg you will end up like this

Jack
15-02-09, 12:22 PM
Who's RG? lol


Anyone willing to unstick it for me?... I'll come visit... btw i dont have to fit jack in the car too just the box...
You're implying with me in the car it won't fit?! I'm that big?! HUFF

Spudly
15-02-09, 12:26 PM
She is implying her inferior car only has enough room for passengers or cargo not both as its too small:thumb:

stuartyj21
15-02-09, 12:34 PM
yip

MK999
15-02-09, 12:53 PM
She is implying her inferior car only has enough room for passengers or cargo not both as its too small:thumb:

You say on a nova forum? lol

brainsnova
15-02-09, 01:03 PM
i think it will fit.

Spudly
15-02-09, 01:04 PM
You say on a nova forum? lol


I do indeed cos novas are poo and everyone knows this tbh lol

Mike
15-02-09, 03:00 PM
YES that will fit :thumb: providing its flat packed :thumb:

Flip down rear bench, move pass seat as far forward as you can get it, slot the 2100 lengths between B pillar & pass seat :thumb: one end needs to be in the pass footwell, the other end needs to be up toward the rear screen.

I got a 2400 long kitchen unit plinth in my Corsa.

Jim Mcrae
15-02-09, 03:06 PM
front seat flat, place it on the front seat, one end in the foot well, the other over the bench above the parcel shelf,

Spudly
15-02-09, 03:13 PM
Snap it in half and bung it in the boot, job done:thumb:

Sloth
15-02-09, 04:13 PM
take it out of the box and fit ala homers tetris session on the simpsons....

Lee
15-02-09, 04:30 PM
Swift boot to the rear window.

Bob is the guy who poked your Aunt in the poo tube :)

Bubba
15-02-09, 04:39 PM
out the sunroof...if there is no sunroof...make one ;)

Jack
15-02-09, 05:06 PM
Fcuk.

Sloth
15-02-09, 06:30 PM
i guess its not fitting

AussieMAX
15-02-09, 06:58 PM
You guys should have had faith in me... It fitted easily... no bending anything!!!

Spudly
15-02-09, 07:00 PM
You guys should have had faith in me... It fitted easily... no bending anything!!!


Hmmm, that comment could be taken in the wrong context very easily lol

John
15-02-09, 07:03 PM
Hmmm, that comment could be taken in the wrong context very easily lol

Only by you.

Lee
15-02-09, 07:12 PM
You guys should have had faith in me... It fitted easily... no bending anything!!!

http://www.verbotomy.com/jimage400/stiff.gif

mowgli
15-02-09, 07:18 PM
of course it will fit... Mike is absolutely right.

push the passenger seat forwards, & lean it right back. open the hatch & push it in over the shelf down under the dash.

the only problem is that the passenger needs to sit in the back and pretend to be the queen mother.....
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:lzZfpEpGJY2mWM:http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/royalty/gallery/800/queen_mother_med.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/royalty/gallery/800/queen_mother_med.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/royalty/gallery/queenmother.shtml&usg=__YkN7YY27mbrL6HMwpbaCI4XDkzQ=&h=600&w=800&sz=89&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=lzZfpEpGJY2mWM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dqueen%2Bmother%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)


ps. I was in ikea in Brum & saw a couple trying to fit a whole kitchen into the back of a 206.. they had bought 3m worktops.... the missus kicked me for laughing

jimbob-mcgrew
15-02-09, 07:25 PM
sure it'l fit, as its from ikea it'l come flat packed
with the passenger seat flattened back, should easily slot down into the footwell and rest on the back seat i woulda thought

edit : soz, for RJ's sake.. nah nah it wont fit. (u can slip me that fiver later yeh mate) lol

AussieMAX
15-02-09, 07:30 PM
Twas no problem really, could have fitted 2 passengers... or six more shelves...

jimbob-mcgrew
15-02-09, 07:34 PM
dammit, i was too late, soz RJ

AussieMAX
15-02-09, 07:44 PM
Sorry RJ, Won the poll and got the job done too... teehee...

Jack
15-02-09, 08:07 PM
Now go get me a Billy from Ikea :D

Sloth
15-02-09, 08:11 PM
wtf is a billy?

Jack
15-02-09, 08:16 PM
a furniture range. I want one of their bookcases.

mdunnxe2b
15-02-09, 11:40 PM
jack i think you should now do a poll to see if all your ****e will fit in your new house lol :thumb:

Emmy
16-02-09, 12:28 AM
I think burgo and some grinding ;) lol

Sloth
16-02-09, 12:30 AM
ah i see jack, i expected a goat tbh.......

emmy how rude!!!!

Emmy
16-02-09, 12:43 AM
ah i see jack, i expected a goat tbh.......

emmy how rude!!!!

I wasnt meaning anything rude by that honest :D lol

Sloth
16-02-09, 12:47 AM
i belive you.....


























cheeky girl....

Jack
16-02-09, 10:04 AM
jack i think you should now do a poll to see if all your ****e will fit in your new house lol :thumb:
FLOL

Option 1: No
Option 2: No
Option 3: Yes. No, wait... No.

Lee
16-02-09, 10:09 AM
ah i see jack, i expected a goat tbh.......



I aint afraid of no goats

Jack
16-02-09, 10:11 AM
Goats?!

Emmy
16-02-09, 11:15 AM
lol lol

brainsnova
16-02-09, 11:15 AM
Goats?!

the new 118 tv advert.

Mike
16-02-09, 07:32 PM
Told you it would fit Jack :thumb: