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Will this (http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/87305207) fit into a 5dr Corsa B with all doors and boot shut?
I say no, Tania says yes...
Bearing in mind its boxed as new, so the package is 212cm long
Wind the front seat back down, and i'm sure it'll fit!
AussieMAX
15-02-09, 11:42 AM
come on guys support a chick who knows her stuff!!
Burgo, grinder FTW:thumb:
If you remove the tailgate before you go and take a ratchet strap to hold it in then im sure it will fit lol
212cm=2120mm or 2.1metres No way
not a hope in hell, out the window yes any other way no
Meh, wheres the poll?
Patience!
And spud, thats a fail, all the doors/windows/tailgate have to be in place and closed :p
The bonnet is allowed to be open, but thats only because at the moment its stuck shut lol
Meh, remove the tailgate glass then jack lol
16v Nova Kev
15-02-09, 11:46 AM
no way rj even with the back seats down it would be touching the windscreen lol
Tell her it will fit if you drive, but she will have to rest her head on your lap :thumb:
AussieMAX
15-02-09, 11:48 AM
Anyone willing to unstick it for me?... I'll come visit... btw i dont have to fit jack in the car too just the box...
Unstick it?
Meh, ill help what time ya gonna get here?
16v Nova Kev
15-02-09, 11:52 AM
I'll come visit...
nice i come visit to :p
AussieMAX
15-02-09, 11:53 AM
where are you spud?
dougie_boi
15-02-09, 11:54 AM
as long as there was nobody in the front passenger seat then it could be wound down so its flat and would give you from the dash to the tailgait which should let it fit in
dj_wudgey
15-02-09, 11:54 AM
212cm=2120mm or 2.1metres No way
i agree dude!!
where are you spud?
Currently sat in my front room atm lol
Am in the lovely vale (yeah right) of hull
16v Nova Kev
15-02-09, 11:57 AM
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg8/16vnovakev/untitled.jpg
rg you will end up like this
Who's RG? lol
Anyone willing to unstick it for me?... I'll come visit... btw i dont have to fit jack in the car too just the box...
You're implying with me in the car it won't fit?! I'm that big?! HUFF
She is implying her inferior car only has enough room for passengers or cargo not both as its too small:thumb:
stuartyj21
15-02-09, 12:34 PM
yip
She is implying her inferior car only has enough room for passengers or cargo not both as its too small:thumb:
You say on a nova forum? lol
brainsnova
15-02-09, 01:03 PM
i think it will fit.
You say on a nova forum? lol
I do indeed cos novas are poo and everyone knows this tbh lol
YES that will fit :thumb: providing its flat packed :thumb:
Flip down rear bench, move pass seat as far forward as you can get it, slot the 2100 lengths between B pillar & pass seat :thumb: one end needs to be in the pass footwell, the other end needs to be up toward the rear screen.
I got a 2400 long kitchen unit plinth in my Corsa.
Jim Mcrae
15-02-09, 03:06 PM
front seat flat, place it on the front seat, one end in the foot well, the other over the bench above the parcel shelf,
Snap it in half and bung it in the boot, job done:thumb:
take it out of the box and fit ala homers tetris session on the simpsons....
Swift boot to the rear window.
Bob is the guy who poked your Aunt in the poo tube :)
out the sunroof...if there is no sunroof...make one ;)
AussieMAX
15-02-09, 06:58 PM
You guys should have had faith in me... It fitted easily... no bending anything!!!
You guys should have had faith in me... It fitted easily... no bending anything!!!
Hmmm, that comment could be taken in the wrong context very easily lol
Hmmm, that comment could be taken in the wrong context very easily lol
Only by you.
You guys should have had faith in me... It fitted easily... no bending anything!!!
http://www.verbotomy.com/jimage400/stiff.gif
of course it will fit... Mike is absolutely right.
push the passenger seat forwards, & lean it right back. open the hatch & push it in over the shelf down under the dash.
the only problem is that the passenger needs to sit in the back and pretend to be the queen mother.....
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:lzZfpEpGJY2mWM:http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/royalty/gallery/800/queen_mother_med.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/royalty/gallery/800/queen_mother_med.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/royalty/gallery/queenmother.shtml&usg=__YkN7YY27mbrL6HMwpbaCI4XDkzQ=&h=600&w=800&sz=89&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=lzZfpEpGJY2mWM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dqueen%2Bmother%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)
ps. I was in ikea in Brum & saw a couple trying to fit a whole kitchen into the back of a 206.. they had bought 3m worktops.... the missus kicked me for laughing
jimbob-mcgrew
15-02-09, 07:25 PM
sure it'l fit, as its from ikea it'l come flat packed
with the passenger seat flattened back, should easily slot down into the footwell and rest on the back seat i woulda thought
edit : soz, for RJ's sake.. nah nah it wont fit. (u can slip me that fiver later yeh mate) lol
AussieMAX
15-02-09, 07:30 PM
Twas no problem really, could have fitted 2 passengers... or six more shelves...
jimbob-mcgrew
15-02-09, 07:34 PM
dammit, i was too late, soz RJ
AussieMAX
15-02-09, 07:44 PM
Sorry RJ, Won the poll and got the job done too... teehee...
Now go get me a Billy from Ikea :D
a furniture range. I want one of their bookcases.
mdunnxe2b
15-02-09, 11:40 PM
jack i think you should now do a poll to see if all your ****e will fit in your new house lol :thumb:
I think burgo and some grinding ;) lol
ah i see jack, i expected a goat tbh.......
emmy how rude!!!!
ah i see jack, i expected a goat tbh.......
emmy how rude!!!!
I wasnt meaning anything rude by that honest :D lol
i belive you.....
cheeky girl....
jack i think you should now do a poll to see if all your ****e will fit in your new house lol :thumb:
FLOL
Option 1: No
Option 2: No
Option 3: Yes. No, wait... No.
ah i see jack, i expected a goat tbh.......
I aint afraid of no goats
brainsnova
16-02-09, 11:15 AM
Goats?!
the new 118 tv advert.
Told you it would fit Jack :thumb:
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