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Saloony
15-02-09, 01:21 AM
Well after being man loved by Stuart and his meat torpedo... and i remember some sort of kitchen impliment i thought ill give this wine lark a go.
So, 1 bottle of Blossom Hill White and a glass and ive come to the conclusion that wine is really.....
Paint stripper in a glass bottle.
Thanks for you time.
onlyangelzfall
15-02-09, 01:47 AM
Lol =P Drink more. it'll kill some taste buds (hopefully =P ) :D
Try brown brothers, its the only wine ill drink, can buy if from tescos. Somthing sh*t like 5% though :cry: lol
bsa_man
15-02-09, 01:57 AM
Ahh, buckfast. Made by monks, drunk by punks. The only beverage for the discerning drunk.
simply drink white zinfandel rose.... it tastes like pop & gets everybody drunk
What wine was it? If its blossom hill white, you fail. Most of their whites are turd. Also, avoid french, and most italian. The best wines are new world - Australian, Californian and Chilean. As much as I hate to say it, some Argentinian wines are ok too.
Can't go wrong with Lindermans IMO. Tesco have a 3 for £10 on at the mo, I recommend Lindermans Chardonnay and Shiraz Grenache from that range.
Cant go wrong with babycham lol
or cherry lambrini! lol lol.
or cherry lambrini! lol lol.
Oh no i would get drunk on that lol
dj_wudgey
15-02-09, 12:05 PM
fook that lager is the only drink that i like!!!
Somerset cider FTAW:thumb:
dave.gsi
15-02-09, 01:31 PM
mistake number 1 = buying blossom hill
mistake number 2 = buying white wine
Red wine FTW :thumb:
Craig you bender, what do you expect for a pikey bottle of wine :p
I suggest a £5-7 bottle of Chillean Merlot, or a similarly priced Shiraz from Australia.
Cono Sur (spelling) merlot is a lovely drop of red. and M&S also do some good stuffs.
or if you feel keen, go for a Medoc (french), or a hard ass Rioja :D
dave.gsi
15-02-09, 01:35 PM
i got wasted on Rioja at xmas lol
my brother has a house full of the stuff :thumb:
I dont drink wine all that much but Shiraz is nice :thumb:
jimbob-mcgrew
15-02-09, 01:36 PM
thas californian vino aint it, i was takin the piss outta someone last night that had a bottle of rose of that stuff
Rose is quite drinkable actually i dont mind a bottle or four every now and then as it gets you shoitfaced and is easy to drink = win lol
Rose is the same as white as far as I'm concerned, just a reddish colour lol
I had a... Chilean? Rioja once. Picked out by a guy who self-proclaimed himself to be a wine connoisseur. Tasted of dead squirrel penis.
the best place to buy wine is a supermarche in a small french town off the tourist trail. stand there for 10mins watching what the locals buy, that is the good stuff.
me and my mate went to leMans & followed that with a tour of brittany & we got raddled on some fine vin for about £2 per day.....
onlyangelzfall
15-02-09, 05:27 PM
Tasted of dead squirrel penis.
and you know how that tastes... how??? =P
^^^Just as i was thinking, but then again he compared breadsticks to dead badger penis earlier on lol
Anus, spud, anus. Get your dead animal parts right please
Sorry jack its just im traumatised talking about dead animals after finding a dead cat in the old carpet in the back of my mates old cav turbo shell yesterday, uber smelly and so mouldy it took a few mins to realise it actually used to be a puddy kitteh:cry:
OR go all uber cool and have some Sparking Red.... its fapping excellent. In the testing we have done, 5 were over £20 a bottle and 5 were under £10 a go. 4 out of the 5 sub £10's were great, 4 out of the over £20 were minging!!! :D
What did it taste like?
Trust me i did not try it, it was all i could do to hold myself back from ralphing tbh:cry:
Red wine FTW. Made my own last year, should be ready end of this month :D Italian Montepulciano, non of these chemicals added, very drinkable. Good times. Trying cider this year.
I used to drink a white, pinot grigio called Ogio at uni. The '06 was great, the '07 was ****! lol
EDIT: and rose :gay:
Anus, spud, anus. Get your dead animal parts right please
There is some crazy talk going on in here lol lol
Trust me i did not try it, it was all i could do to hold myself back from ralphing tbh:cry:
ROFLAMOOCOPTER my sisters cat is called Ralph, for that exact reason. Because as a kitten it liked to ralph everywhere lol
And just for the "aww" factor, here is Ralph
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v648/183/37/667958884/n667958884_1930355_8512.jpg
Hes gorgeous Jack, I love kittens and cats my cats about 20 now and hes still my baby lol
Its a she. lol
Opppssss lol She is gorgeous then :thumb:
Hahaha, thats a quality name for a cat, mines called mog after the storybook cat "mog the forgetful cat" as shes very forgetful lol
Hahaha, thats a quality name for a cat, mines called mog after the storybook cat "mog the forgetful cat" as shes very forgetful lol
Aw thats a nice name :) My cats called Tyson or Ty for short lol
his brother also lived with us but he got killed :( he was called Bruno.
Our cat names rule. Ralph's brother is called Hugh:
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v648/183/37/667958884/n667958884_1930350_6923.jpg
My cat is called Ron:
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v648/183/37/667958884/n667958884_1930356_8815.jpg
I read your cats name as Pr0n then jack lol
My kitteh........
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/Random%20stuff/DSC02551.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/Random%20stuff/DSC02568.jpg
Doing what she does best, sleeping:thumb:
They are better than dogs,which are sh1t machines
They are better than dogs,which are sh1t machines
Puppies are cute but cats are the best by far :thumb:
Puppies are cute but cats are the best by far :thumb:
Some schit machines are kinda cute for a minute or two but cats rock full stop:thumb:
Some schit machines are kinda cute for a minute or two but cats rock full stop:thumb:
Yeah I agree with you on that, I couldnt imagine not having a cat as they become a big part of your family :thumb:
14nv of pure power
15-02-09, 09:54 PM
my cat absolutly rocks he has a split personality he is lovely as pie (apple with a bit of cinemon) and then complely flips and trys to maul your arms legs runs up and down the stairs real fast absolutly crackers hehe love him tho cats are awesome:thumb:
Saloony
15-02-09, 10:03 PM
Fcuk off with you little **** ass cats
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/Keiranova/001-10.jpg
dave.gsi
15-02-09, 10:26 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/15/128792098230970706.jpg
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/15/128792103166723739.jpg
Before this thread wanders completely off topic, i would just like to quote Al Murray.
'A pint for the gentleman, and a glass of white wine for the lady'.
If you're a man and you drink wine, i suggest you book into the nearest clinic for a leg wax and a testicle removal. Either that or you should be put down IMMEDIATELY! Drinking wine is an insult to manhood in general.
Your all a bunch of raving poofters
That is all.
Saloony
15-02-09, 10:43 PM
Before this thread wanders completely off topic, i would just like to quote Al Murray.
'A pint for the gentleman, and a glass of white wine for the lady'.
If you're a man and you drink wine, i suggest you book into the nearest clinic for a leg wax and a testicle removal. Either that or you should be put down IMMEDIATELY! Drinking wine is an insult to manhood in general.
Your all a bunch of raving poofters
That is all.
This is what i was intially getting at in a very round about way... but as you can see PNG is full of poofy wine drinking cat lovers.
cats are evil
Thats why I like them :D
'A pint for the gentleman, and a glass of white wine for the lady'.
I like my drinks to taste of something other than anus rust lol
And you're surprised people on here come across as gay? lol
Before this thread wanders completely off topic, i would just like to quote Al Murray.
'A pint for the gentleman, and a glass of white wine for the lady'.
If you're a man and you drink wine, i suggest you book into the nearest clinic for a leg wax and a testicle removal. Either that or you should be put down IMMEDIATELY! Drinking wine is an insult to manhood in general.
Your all a bunch of raving poofters
That is all.
thems are the rules !!
my ex took our kitten to her mums when we split, now i get to see him every 2nd saturday
dhdev (Oli)
16-02-09, 06:24 PM
I'd recommend a chianti classico for Saloony, none of this Blossom Hill or Jacobs Creek pish. 2006 was an excellent year for chianti, the summer was extremely hot, adding flavour to the wine. I brought back 37 bottles of a Super Tuscan blend from the Felsina winery in Castelnuovo last year. Bottled it myself and bagged a bargain, as good as anything I've drunk here in most price bands (confirmed by my Uncle who knows a thing or too ;) ) and it only cost me £1.80 a bottle :D
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