Why are you

[wilson_sri]

In on a Saturday/valentines day? My excuse is A) I have no girlfriend and B) I have just spent my entire weeks wage getting my turbo manifold ceramic coated.

[Rickardo]

In on a Saturday/valentines day? My excuse is A) I have no girlfriend and B) I have just spent my entire weeks wage getting my turbo manifold ceramic coated.


lollol. cheaper than a woman anyway..

[Mike]

I traveled 244 mile today with the missus. All becuase she wanted to go to dinner somewhere she'd never been before.

[Peanut_119]

im in on a saturday coz i spend the day with my girlfriend and she happy now, but she has to babysit her little sister,

[wilson_sri]

I traveled 244 mile today with the missus. All becuase she wanted to go to dinner somewhere she'd never been before.
lol

[brainsnova]

i dont have a girl friend but wired up a towbar,stereo and alarm and im knackered. im about to fold up a bit metal to patch my van floor where it had and eberspacher heater.

[Emmy]

That's nice of you Mike and Peanut 119 for trying with your girlfriends :)

[Mike]

That's nice of you Mike and Peanut 119 for trying with your girlfriends :)

Dont get me wrong, she picked up the bill, I made sure of that :D

[Emmy]

Aw You didnt treat your girlfriend to the meal?, suppose it is nice to treat eachother ;)

[Mike]

You didnt treat your girlfriend to the meal?

I ordered, I made her pay. Else she was more then welcome to the 122 mile walk home.

[MyNovaSr]

I did sweet fa all day while she was at work, then presented her with a card, MASSIVE bunch of roses and supporting a semi lol

[Emmy]

I did sweet fa all day while she was at work, then presented her with a card, MASSIVE bunch of roses and supporting a semi lol

Aw what more could a girl ask for ;) lol

[Sloth]

haha mint. im here cos im a member of the png batchelor club!

[Peanut_119]

my girlfriend hasn't paid for nothing 2day i made sure i paid for the lot, and because she babysitting tonight, im taking her to the cinema's towmorrow

[SRimon]

C) option its cheaper to be single this time of year lol.

D) option you've just got rid of a physco ex and now your happy to be your own companionship lol.

[jayme taylor]

i havent payed for anything today cause i like to treat her mean and keep her keen ! It must be working cause im allowed on here now lol

[Adam]

A-I spent wayyyyy too much last night and had about 2hours sleep, so have been knackered all today.

B-Rung a few places up today to try and sort a meal or something out, no chance in hell of finding a table, fully booked everywhere, no suprise really :(
so she'll have to make do with a card and the obligatory red roses which im taking round in about 10mins as a bit of a suprise. I better get something in return i tell thee :D

[matt_vaughan]

I traveled 244 mile today with the missus. All becuase she wanted to go to dinner somewhere she'd never been before.

So she's been everywhere within a 122 mile radius?

[Rich]

No girlfriend, mates will fook off and i cant be bothered, crap day anyway lol

[Jack]

I spent the evening with Heather.








...in Ikea LOL

[Jay]

C) option its cheaper to be single this time of year lol.

D) option you've just got rid of a physco ex and now your happy to be your own companionship lol.

:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

[nova_saloon]

I traveled 244 mile today with the missus. All becuase she wanted to go to dinner somewhere she'd never been before.

youve been to every resturant in a 244 mile radias!?! cause thats along way to go, i just gave her a teddy and a card and suggested a film, Much Cheaper!:thumb:

[Tim-SR]

I ordered, I made her pay. Else she was more then welcome to the 122 mile walk home.
haha good lad! +rep :D

[draper]

i failed at pulling :(

[Saloony]

Women... well most c**ts

[djbrowney]

Women... well most c**ts

cunts are useful unlike most women lol

[mowgli]

cunts are useful unlike most women lol

note to admin.... have a look at the rude word filter, it allows that /\/\ but won't allow the word H E A R S E because it contains a bottom word

[mowgli]

My missus said 'take me somewhere I've never been before'

so we went to the kitchen

[Spudly]

Ba dum tish......



I spent yesterday draging my mates cav turbo shell out of his garage where it had been buried for six years and then he dragged me out round a local village and we ended up in town aswell in a club with a couple of my other mates.

Got severely pisshed and failed to pull as usual but had a good night nontheless lol

[Matt Pickering]

i just stopped in and masterbaited!!!

[dougie_boi]

being single i wasnt upto much so went and cut a few sections out of a mk1 astra as i need them for mine came home and watched the telly and ended up with a psyco ex texting me lol

[mowgli]

being single i wasnt upto much so went and cut a few sections out of a mk1 astra as i need them for mine came home and watched the telly and ended up with a psyco ex texting me lol

what were the texts about??? she obviously wasn't out courting, or she wouldn't have been texting......

[dougie_boi]

trying to rub it in that she was getting offers all night at her work as she works behind the bar lol but ended up having a good chat so depending how things go i might not be single much longer lol just hope its a good idea as i picked the keys on friday to my flat on friday and its next door to her brother lol

[Jack]

Ex's are never a good idea.

[dougie_boi]

Ex's are never a good idea.
yeah been thinking this as well as there was reasons to why she,s an ex as well just dont know wot to do :confused::confused::confused:

[Jack]

Fcuk her off, go find someone new.

Sorry to be crude but would you be comfortable having sex with her knowing how many other blokes' cocks have been up there? Thats one thing that puts me right off one of my ex's, from what I gather there's been a few lol

[Spudly]

Ex's are never a good idea.



An ex is an ex for a reason:thumb:

[dougie_boi]

very tempted by the fcuk her and get somebody else lol dont think shes been with anybody the last few months after we split as shes not one for going about kind of thing but you never know as she was trying to make me jelous by saying she had plenty offers but shes probably just saying that to funk my head lol as women do. out with the old and in with the new then?

[dj_wudgey]

cunts are useful unlike most women lol

lol well i wasnt in i was watching the footy with mates getting p*ssed as i havent got a lass no moore lol reason being the last one wanted me to get rid off one off the novas and i thought fook that id get rid off her instead!!!

[kelbelle]

I was in all day with Martin doing the naughty :D

[Emmy]

It is a difficult one, I would say no though probably cause it will be hard to have the same feelings as before, if you have been hurt but whatever you feel is best for you, then I would go with what you think would work.

[Bubba]

lol well i wasnt in i was watching the footy with mates getting p*ssed as i havent got a lass no moore lol reason being the last one wanted me to get rid off one off the novas and i thought fook that id get rid off her instead!!!

lmao thats class.

me n my missus had a big arguement and spent the whole day not talking...i regret that now

[Sloth]

i stayed in bed all day. was mint. then had a nice chat with someone and realised some things bout each other...

[14nv of pure power]

i drove up to rothwell in northhampton and avoided the missis all weekend and bought her a plastic rose from age consern for 50p class lol