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BIGS
09-02-09, 08:42 AM
Its about my dad who i think is a total ###### anyway. And im sick of him driving right up to the garage and i cant get into get get my tools or what ever i need at the time. So today i said about it again and he said he does it because it keeps the engine warm pmsl lol what a tool.


Here is how he parks next to it!
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff314/b17ova/newnova022-3.jpg
Dod
09-02-09, 08:52 AM
Ooooh, I gots me a Plan. Cover the street in Water and let it freeze. Dad pulls into the street as usual and slides into the garage door (realisticially doing no damage but scaring the **** out of himself) and you can give out telling him to watch what he's at. Lesson Learned.
BIGS
09-02-09, 09:05 AM
If it got cold enough here would!
Jack
09-02-09, 09:09 AM
Curl one out on his bonnet
burgo
09-02-09, 09:53 AM
the engine is basically between the seats on them tho lol
BIGS
09-02-09, 10:00 AM
Yes right in the middle of the car! lol

And parking next to a cold metal garage door will if anything run the battrey down?
loggyboy
09-02-09, 01:17 PM
And parking next to a cold metal garage door will if anything run the battrey down?


wtfomghow?
Welsh Dan
09-02-09, 02:18 PM
Slacken the handbrake off.
Southie
09-02-09, 02:24 PM
Hey ET is over the moon :D at first I thought it was a snow flake lol

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/newnova022-3ET.jpg
Pistol Pete
09-02-09, 03:06 PM
Considerate parking there..:roll: :wtf:
BIGS
09-02-09, 03:09 PM
wtfomghow?

I dont know just a guess, and from your reply a crap one at that lol
Jim Mcrae
09-02-09, 03:14 PM
use the saloon to box him in??
BIGS
09-02-09, 03:15 PM
If off the road in the other garage at the moment. else i would
Jim Mcrae
09-02-09, 03:17 PM
steal one of his wheels, and (somehow) get it in the garage?
jimbob-mcgrew
09-02-09, 03:18 PM
call him a c0ck everytime he does it, and after about 2 months it'l drive him crazy, have a nearvous breakdown and end up in a mental home lol
then u can sell his car, treat yourself to a holiday with the money and when u get back, no more worries lol
BIGS
09-02-09, 03:22 PM
call him a c0ck everytime he does it, and after about 2 months it'l drive him crazy, have a nearvous breakdown and end up in a mental home lol
then u can sell his car, treat yourself to a holiday with the money and when u get back, no more worries lol


Ive been calling him a cock everyday for the past well for years and thats putting it politly lol Well im going in the raf soon so might hide his keys the day i go. that would wind him up as he cant get hold of me because i wont give him my mobile number lol
BIGS
09-02-09, 03:23 PM
steal one of his wheels, and (somehow) get it in the garage?


That would be funny:D
Jack
09-02-09, 04:03 PM
that would wind him up as he cant get hold of me because i wont give him my mobile number lol
No, he'd ring the base and your CO would embarrass you in front of everyone lol
BIGS
09-02-09, 04:05 PM
No, he'd ring the base and your CO would embarrass you in front of everyone lol


Yea but he wouldnt know the number :D
Pistol Pete
09-02-09, 05:17 PM
Leave the door open, when he parks in front of the garage "close" door onto his bonnet a few times??!! lol
16v Nova Kev
09-02-09, 05:20 PM
Curl one out on his bonnet
lol fpmsl
rep
BIGS
09-02-09, 05:21 PM
Leave the door open, when he parks in front of the garage "close" door onto his bonnet a few times??!! lol

:thumb:
Spudly
09-02-09, 06:46 PM
Chin him and call him a cnut?
Smurf-Xx
09-02-09, 07:21 PM
Just dint the garage door in right where his bumper touches and dint his bumper too, that may work lol
Sloth
09-02-09, 07:46 PM
bigs, is it petrol? if so get under it and ya can disconnect the plug leads matey. easy peasy
nova_saloon
09-02-09, 08:35 PM
how does it keep the engine warm :S ?? and just get some nails in a board so there poking up the right way and cement them in and so when he comes up he will soon regret it
Asa-James
09-02-09, 08:37 PM
call him a homo for driving a big fag wagon...
Sloth
09-02-09, 08:40 PM
true..........
AlanH
10-02-09, 12:23 AM
Hey ET is over the moon :D at first I thought it was a snow flake lol

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/newnova022-3ET.jpg

i like, +rep. someone has far too much time though....
BIGS
10-02-09, 08:28 AM
bigs, is it petrol? if so get under it and ya can disconnect the plug leads matey. easy peasy

Na its diesel
BIGS
10-02-09, 08:29 AM
Just dint the garage door in right where his bumper touches and dint his bumper too, that may work lol

lol Thats a bloody good idea :D
BIGS
10-02-09, 08:32 AM
call him a homo for driving a big fag wagon...

Trust me as soon as he shown me the car when he bought it i said oh blacked out windows is that benefit for the boy freinds lol He wasnt happy and havent stopped slating him or it since

nova_saloon

wont be no good if i cement them in. what about when i drive my car again lol
S1M0N
10-02-09, 09:56 AM
wont be no good if i cement them in. what about when i drive my car again lol

Just get a hammer and bend them over! lol