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vxsri20
06-02-09, 12:23 PM
Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.
They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.
To assure the accuracy of the results , you should not take your time , but instead, answer each of them immediately.

OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's )




First Question :

You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





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Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?





Second Question :
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are...WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question :
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000< /B> . Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for the correct answer.....









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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100 .



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it ?

Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...



Fourth Question :

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary Read the question again!

Okay, now the Bonus round,
I.e., a final chance to
Redeem yourself:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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It's really very simple
He opens his mouth and ask for it...
Does your employer actually pay you to think??
If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!


PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Have a nice day, one and all.

L14MNP
06-02-09, 12:27 PM
Try harder next time please. :)

Shaun_O'Donnell
06-02-09, 12:27 PM
I think I got these wrong when I first did it...........20 years ago!!!!!!!

GRUNT 16V
06-02-09, 12:46 PM
Very Good Got All The Numptys At Work !!!!

kelbelle
06-02-09, 02:13 PM
i got the 5 daughters one right :)

L14MNP
06-02-09, 02:19 PM
As said. Old as the hills!

Spudly
06-02-09, 05:22 PM
And a recent repost too, so you fails bud sorry lol

CoolTiger
06-02-09, 05:46 PM
i got all right excpt the adding up one i got 4000

Andy
06-02-09, 05:47 PM
Am i a smartass for getting them all right,and ive never seen this posted before??
lol The only time i have an empty head is when i clock in at work lol

mowgli
06-02-09, 05:48 PM
its so old, I got it first time round as a fax......

L14MNP
06-02-09, 05:49 PM
Telegram here.

Andy
06-02-09, 05:50 PM
its so old, I got it first time round as a fax......
Meh i got it in morse code in the war:roll:

mowgli
06-02-09, 05:53 PM
I believe it was carved into the back of the ten commandments tablets...

Andy
06-02-09, 05:54 PM
lmfao you beat us all there! lol

L14MNP
06-02-09, 06:00 PM
Scribed into a cave wall.

CoolTiger
06-02-09, 06:03 PM
they were the first things humans ever spoke ,,

Jack
06-02-09, 06:03 PM
A pattern of amoeba spelt it out

Sloth
06-02-09, 06:06 PM
the shape of the big bang showed me....

burgo
07-02-09, 12:39 AM
they are sooooooo easy

Sloth
07-02-09, 12:55 AM
a man stands looking out of his window. he sees a polar bear coming from the south. he turns 180 degrees. he looks out of that window. he sees another polar bear coming from the south. wheres his house?

mowgli
07-02-09, 12:56 AM
a man stands looking out of his window. he sees a polar bear coming from the south. he turns 180 degrees. he looks out of that window. he sees another polar bear coming from the south. wheres his house?

the north pole......................

mowgli
07-02-09, 01:01 AM
john's birthday was yesterday, next year he will be three times his current age. what is todays date & how old is john.........(remember this is a riddle & thus it is not the real date)

burgo
07-02-09, 01:03 AM
sloth thats crap. must try harder

Sloth
07-02-09, 01:05 AM
jhon is 1 day old. the date is the 7th of feb

novafuelled
07-02-09, 01:05 AM
i only got the first one wrong lol, probably because i think i read it before a while ago, the last one i didn't so much as answer, i scrolled down curious to the answer lmao. I cheated :)

Sloth
07-02-09, 01:10 AM
haha the whiskey has fooked my head...