no more one night stands

[BIGS]

Or atleast use protection lol

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2206434.ece

[sulphur]

Holy sh!t dude. How pissed would you have to be not to feel that? It's a damn stanley knife ffs! Psycho of a woman though, even if he drunkenly agreed, who the fook would do that? lol

[Jack]

Nutjob alert lol


Or atleast use protection
What, like a suit of armour? lol

[stuartyj21]

quick, hide you bunnies....

[mayhem]

i'd still do her

[BIGS]

So would i but id make sure i would handcuff her to the bed or stairs

[Plug]

thats some crazy sh1t lol, how the f [_] ck would u not wake up aswell

[Emmy]

That is crazy to go that far to harm someone.

[BIGS]

maybe she is hoping la ink see's this and hires her lol

[bmw156]

i saw this, all i said is WTFFFFFF thats crazy

like someone said how drunk must he of been to not feel it, i know he took some pills or something BUT STILL

and she needs her head looked at

[dj_wudgey]

ouch what the f*ck she seems a normal kind off girl lol

[Riggy]

lol i heard this on the radio yesterday , thats some ****ed up ****

[mayhem]

Or atleast use protection lol

http://www.theorigins.com/images/ma/901.jpg


:tard:

[L14MNP]

He's luckier than I first thought. When I heard one night stand / crazy bird / stanley blade I thought... lol

Bitch is a psycho! Wonder if she wants to go clubbing before she's sent down lol

[GRUNT 16V]

Bunny Boiler !!!!

[jimbob-mcgrew]

the previous dood, a week prior, 'wayne robinson' got an allright one.
a bit over the top, but a little bit of artistic flavour in that one atleast.

[Southie]

Could have been worse. She could have done a John Bobbit :eek:

Wiki CLICKY (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt)

[Rich]

John appeared in the adult film John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut

lol

[tony k]

sounds like a good night to me lol

[kelbelle]

I heard he had drunk a lot of vodka and taken several valium = instant comotose!

[Jack]

a lot of vodka and several valium = instant comotose!
I won't ask how you know that lol

[Southie]

I won't ask how you know that lol
She know's because I found the REAL picture and NOT the edited Sun version
:D
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/KELBELLE.jpg

[Dod]

I once wrote "Property of DOD" in lipstick on a one night stands back, knowing she had a halterneck to wear home the next day. Also, numerious cases of Drawing on people when drunk.

My mate Marty once fell asleep at a Party with 4 girls in the house who proceeded to do his eyelashes, lipstick and nails (all in a drunken state) then hid all the mirrors in the house so he wouldnt be able to see himself before he went to work in the building site only to be greated by his Boss who proceeded to urinate in his torusers on sight of poor old Marty.

[ash anderson]

She know's because I found the REAL picture and NOT the edited Sun version
:D
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/KELBELLE.jpg

What amazing stanley knife skills you have

[dave.gsi]

i'd still do her

what he said ^^



cut a long story short, i shagged a girl a few years ago who i picked up when i pulled up next to her at some traffic lights......wrote 'OPEN 24hrs' on her a.rse with a big arrow pointing to her hoop lol ..........in permanent marker :thumb:


although she did get her own back when i went down on her and she 'forgot' to tell me what time of the month it was :p :cry:

[chunk@streetrace.co.uk]

pmsl unlucky

[kelbelle]

PMSL
Well its just common sense that you dont mix the two together lol
God Damn my knife skills have improved since the first one

4 years ago my boymate got drunk at a Party. We dressed him as a french prostitute, did his nail varnish and make-up. I waxed his chest and made him bleed. I saw far to much of him when he sat down in a skirt open legged. I left the party and came back the next day and him and my best mate and decided to go out with each other. Their still together to this day, recently moved in together. DOnt know what she saw in him that night lol

[Jack]

DOnt know what she saw in him that night lol
Probably the same thing you did when he sat down open legged lol

[kelbelle]

I only saw a left testicle pmsl