Drinking / Drunkard Games

[wisewood]

Right then, a conversation elsewhere int he site has led to this subject... so thought I would start it up as a thread to itself... What are the best drinking games, or games you play when you are drunk? Here is one of mine...

Dangerous Sandwiches
You take a simple task, the making of a simple sandwich - and you add a little excitement and danger.
buttering the bread is done as normal for two slices of bread. However, then you decide on three sandwich fillings which are the silliest combination you can find at your disposal... Ham, Peanut butter and Orange for example. You then add these fillings to the sandwich, cut it in half and pop it into the microwave...
You cook it on full power for 3 minutes and then you take half the sandwich and give the other half to a mate - and see who can eat it the fastest...

Extreme Dangerous Sandwiches
Not for the faint hearted.
As above, but with 4 slices of bread (twice as much sandwich each), 5 ingredients and 5 minutes on full power in the microwave.



**WARNING**
You will burn your mouth...
You will regret playing this game...
YOU will have a very good time and observers wuill laugh their a$$ off.[/b]

[Tilly]

Boys wil be boys

[wisewood]

The Lambarta - does not contain meat

You take a tall glass, and fill it with any concoction of drinks you can find - making sure at least 5 different ones go in which must include some fresh orange juice and cola as it makes it go a horrendous brown colour.

You then take a pack of cards, and place it over the top of the glass...
you then each take it in turns to blow with one breath and remove cards from the stack... The person who blows off the last card is made to drink the Lambarta... or at least a portion of it, depending how drunk you want to get, and how quickly you want to get that way.

[mikeoxford]

:lol: i can see this thread gettin quite amusing

[Fester]

not so much drinking games

but drinks we have NEVER manage to retain their original names eg Aftershock = grafter or the grafter

Pernod = perkon (dont know why). weve all been smashed off the perkon and 18 months or so ago we were well into it, cant drink it now, used to lash it down. In the local liquid (havnt been in for about 9 months odd, it needs sorting and DJ Fat Bastard bringing back in) we found this guy behind the bar who would respond to us mongs shouting "PERKON!!!!" at him and get us the required shots in, he became the Perkon Man


interesting history there

[Nova1.6]

another good game to play, preff with a female is Strip paper, rock scissors, its quicker and easier then the card games and u get naked very quickly depending on who's on a roll.
great fun!

[wisewood]

lmfao@neil.


byt he way mate - you messed up your link to the flash for your footer.

[Matt Finary]

LMFAO @ Neil, I might have to try that one day :roll: . I used to play strip poker with my Ex, we played about 10 times and I never lost one hand!

Matt 8)

[RobIsGrt18]

...Right heres a good one (works better if theres quite a few of ya)

U all sit round in a circle with ya chosen drink, there needs to be a mixture tho i.e sum with beer, sum with smirnoff, spirits etc...

u get an empty pint glass and a stack of 2p's (bout 20 of um) the first person starts with the empty pint glass and places there bet, which is a proportion of there own drink into the glass! he then passes it to the next person who places his bet into the glass, the person who passed it then gets the stack of 2p's and ask weather the bet'ter wants head or tails, say he says heads, the person then takes the top coin of the stack and if the one below is a head then the drink moves round as does the stack of coins, say in a clockwise direction. If the coin proves to be tails then the bet'ter has to down whateva is it the pint glass.......simple but very fun esp as u can get up to a pint of all sorts of shit all mixed togther :)

[wisewood]

another lambarta game... like it. you mix up some vile concoction and then have to drink it... those games are ace :D

[RobIsGrt18]

yep its a wicked game to play, esp if theres like 10 or more of ya!!, we do it in bars and stuff, i always seem to be the one who gets it wrong and has to down at least half a pint of the stuff.........great fun tho!!!

[Nova-Flair]

i played climb the job centre window spiderman stylee the other week.

was very fun..........till the pigs came. they were not best pleased and i nearly spent a night in the cells.

this game obviously has to be played while heavily under the influence and works better with a pissed m8 to do it in front of so u have someone to calm the pigs down

[jon_boy]

when ever you go to a pub with a group of ya, you not allowed to swear, call someone by their name, and when you drink it has to bo with your left hand (or right hand if your left handed) and stick your little finger out. punishment is a shot or two of something disgusting. gets messy when you dont stick your finger out, then swear because you didnt. and then shout out other peoples names that didnt... and swear again....

[wisewood]

good one.

[Chris LR]

I've got a good game. 'Drink your Taxi Money'

Hours of fun can be had trying to get home, shop signs can move upto 1/2 mile, roads can become coned-off and you'll never remember a thing.

[Matt Finary]

I played drink your taxi money many times :P ,
In 3 months we had moved 17 road signs, 4 road cones and a temp traffic light(it wasn't in use) :roll:
I will have to give your game ago jon_boy :P

Matt :)

[wisewood]

You should try the one me and my mates did... good fun.

You get drunk... you go out and remove a street sign from a street nearby and take it home... you then paint it with gloss... and put it back up again when you are finished.

We chose to paint our street sign so the white areas were pink, and the black areas where white, and then for artistic effect we drew little flowers and suns in permanant marker onto the pink... it looks very nice, and even now 18 months later it is still there for all to see.

We are so proud :D

[jon_boy]

LOL ive played drink my taxi money as well. quite a few times. had to walk home in the rain weraing just a shirt, so we all begged the barmaid to give us some black bin bags to wear all the way home. kept us dry. most random thing ive bought home is a pole that you lock your bike to. it had been hit by a car and was loosened so we swayed it back n forth till it came outta the ground. he he.