Wisewood's pants smell

[Alex]

I know, i asked Sheep Dip :o
:D

[linzTDI]

how would you know........? correction he know.

[Alex]

they have a special bond, them two :D

[linzTDI]

i see......
Very interesting!

[wisewood]

Alex don't think just because you are so much smaller than me that I wont beat you up next time we are at a meet :D

[Alex]

bring it on monkey boy :D



Alex don't think just because you are so much smaller than me that I wont beat you up next time we are at a meet

I may be smaller than you, but i am larger than you :o
I have references :lol:

[wisewood]

well you probably are mate - as i have said previously on here - my manhood is very small :lol:

but a bigger tackle box wont help you when i am beating you in the face as you lie on the ground in a pool of your own blood, flesh and bone :lol:


eee i'ma reight big aard northerner me, a really am.

[Alex]

I may be small, but you have got to give it to us, small blokes can suprise people. It was the smallest bloke who won the ultimate fighting championship.

ps i can run quite fast
:D

[wisewood]

but int he real world where the normal people live, it's not usually the small bloke who wins is it... ultimate fighting chamionship is full of crazy people who don't mind breaking bones and stuff just to get a trophy... which mean s nothign coz you can't be sure the hardest people in the world entered... just like you can't say maurice green is the fastest man on the planet as if he hasn't raced everyone, how do you know?

but anyway - going off topic...

I'M GONNA SWAT YOU LIKE A FLY BOY!!!

lmfao.

[Alex]

listen here sunshine.

I don't have to take your abuse. :P

Just because I have nice smelling pants and you don't :D

[linzTDI]

i dont believe any of you have nice smelling pants as you are MEN!

[Alex]

fair enough :lol:

[linzTDI]

Well stop bickering then now it sorted

[wisewood]

no - i am a man - alex is just a little boy. :lol:

little boys have their mummies change their pants, so they should smell ok. :lol:

[Alex]

yes, while wisewood just makes a mess in his and has no-one to clear it up :cry:

[wisewood]

but wisewood is a big boy now and can clean up his own mess, not like Alex :lol:

[Alex]

yes, but he still makes a mess, unlike alex :)

(how sad is this arguement :) )

[wisewood]

well at least wisewood can make a mess...
no hang on.. that doesn't actually sound big or clever :?

and alex - let's just remember who started it shall we. :D

[Alex]

damn, I knew that would come back in my face :(

[wisewood]

damn, I knew that would come back in my face :(

sounds to me like you have had experience saying that mate...



boomerang championships?

[Alex]

yes unfortunately i only came second. Unlike real life :D

[wisewood]

unlike real life... you confused me now?

[Nova1.6]

as i was in the orgional post, alex u c?nt!

My pants smell nice, my mum doesn't change my nappie, nor do i wear one.

I come first.

And im great!

[mikeoxford]

now now children!

[wisewood]

mike... dont be a spoil sport - join the fun :D

[Alex]

ok you come first neil, im sure you missis is very pleased with that :)
Also i didn't say your pants smell, just that you know any's do. :o

[wisewood]

well he did sit in the car all the way to MK and back with me...

and Neil - i did notice the pungent odour of sexual activity in the air when i came back from the toilets on the way back.. it's a very distictive odour - and is easily recognised... you filthy dirty boy!!!

respect to you mate... no time for sex, or even a quickie... but you two had a fiddle anyway. :lol:

[Nova1.6]

she was well horny on the way back weren't she, well with what she was asking us to do anyway. u know when i got out of the car, i wasnt doing my trousers up, i was re-aranging something if u get me, lol.

[wisewood]

yes mate - I KNOW you were.
and yeah - she did seem to be very horny on the way back... you should have done like she said and got in the back and let me drive - i would have spun the mirror round so i couldn't see... :lol: