CHAT UP LINES

[Anton]

I'm going to a party on Thursday nite, will be lots of young ladies there :D Just wondered if anyone has any good original chat up lines?

Ant :P

[wisewood]

Here's a tenner... give it to your mate and tell her to pi$$ off :lol: lmfao.


chat up lines aint my thing... just be yourself...
walk over, introduce yourself, ask their name, offer to buy them a drink, and start talking about where they are from etc.

How young are these "young ladies" - my idea of young ladies or SheepDip's ??? lmao.

[Anton]

16/17/18+ :)

Ant :P

[wisewood]

that's ok then.. so where is my invite? :lol:

[Anton]

lost in the post like me demo cd :P

[Chris LR]

"Thats a nice dress, shame your wearing it"

I agree with wisewood, If you want to look like a clown you may as well wear a big red nose. Or you might get one if you use the above :roll:

[wisewood]

lost in the post like me demo cd :P

pm your address again, i gotta post something tomorrow anyway so i will send you MY OWN copy of the demo cd... if a copy from the lads arrives, just send it back up to me again :D


Chat up lines are all way too cheesy these days... and although this face :wisewood: is as cheesy as they get... trust me women don't like cheese.

[Nova-Flair]

is your name gillette? cos ur the best a man can get!

is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

start slappin your cheeks then when the lass asks what u r doing turn round and say 'just warming yer seat up luv'

........are just a few from my repetoir :roll:

[wisewood]

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............ oh dear... oh dear oh dear oh dear :wink:

[Chris LR]

How do u like your eggs?

I'll give you a 'ride' home

Do you work out?
Yes, Good you'll be sweating tonight
No, You'll have to start tonight.

[Anton]

These are pure quality! Keep them coming before Thursday, then I will choose some, and let you know how I got on, e.g how many slaps lol

Ant :P

[mikeoxford]

lol

errr
errrrrrr

like my santa hat?
cheap as chips from pound land - its one of the dukes you know!!!!

[Chris LR]

Yeah use the Duke's favorite.

You look cheap as chips!
What a cracker!
Are you a Bargain Hunter? Becasue I am!
Nice pair!

[mikeoxford]

:rofl:

[Chris LR]

Can I call you girls?
I think u need slight restoration, may I?
Can I put the hammer down on you?

They just get worse and worse

[Tilly]

Is there an airport near by???????

Cause i think my hearts just taken off

[carltoncrazy]

lo tilly thats brill
seriously dodgy one,
ant:have you got a mirror in ya nickers?
dodgy girl:no
ant:coz i swear i can see myself inside ya nickers

[Tilly]

offering to buy her a drink is a brilliant 1

[Nova1.6]

How young are these "young ladies" - my idea of young ladies or SheepDip's ??? lmao.

LEAVE ME ALONE

[rudi]

Beeaatch.. You without me, is like heavy metal without the blue notes.... you'll never go platinum! :twisted:

[Alex]

Lick your finger and wipe it on her dress, and do the same on your shirt.

Then whisper to her that you can go back to yours to get out of these wet clothes.

[wisewood]

alex - lmfao.

neil - sorry mate... but at the end of the day you did bring it on yourself mate. :D but i will behave now.

[RobIsGrt18]

"do u wanna come back to mine??.........i have'nt got any chairs but u can sit on my face" !! haha !!

gotta agree with woody...chat up lines rarley work unless ya mucking around. u just gotta be smoooooooooooooooth!! lol!!

[Anton]

LMFAO got some good'uns here!

I will just use them as mucking around but you neva know... :wisewood:

[wisewood]

the little cheesy wiseowod head went through quite a quiet spell but seems to be back in full force lately :lol:

[Anton]

well it is the ultimate in cheese...

keep the chat-ups coming in :D

Ant :P

[wisewood]

it is really i suppose.

i don't like chat up lines like i said... never liked them, don't feel comfortable using them.

[locky]

grab yer coat uv pulled!
Is that a mirror in your nickers, i can see my face in em!
thats a nice dress, it'd look alot better on my bedroom floor,
umm, il think of some more!

[Anton]

My car related ones...

Wud u like 2 see my flashing knob luv? (i have a flashing led gear knob)

Wud u like 2 see my 15 inch throbber? (i have a 15 inch sub)

LMFAO
Ant :P