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The Simps
22-01-09, 10:26 AM
Far far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean , two prawns were
swimming around in the sea

One called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a
prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about
being eaten.'

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted'

Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his
old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and
lonely.

All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of
his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he
thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold,
he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail.

(The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his
old pal.

'Where's Christian?' he asked.

'He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to
the enemy & became a shark', came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he
set off to Christian's abode.

As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted, 'It's me, Justin, your old friend,
come out and see me again.'

Christian replied, 'No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the
enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner.'

Justin cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've
changed.'.........

(You're going to love this...............................)


'I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian'

L14MNP
22-01-09, 10:36 AM
Oh your God lol

Shaun_O'Donnell
22-01-09, 10:36 AM
Omg!!!!

nova_saloon
22-01-09, 10:59 AM
well what did the left tit say to the other tit








your a right tit!

Dod
22-01-09, 11:02 AM
I call for a banning for you.

wizzy
22-01-09, 11:05 AM
lol

L14MNP
22-01-09, 11:06 AM
Can we not just beat him with the ban stick instead of using it properly?

nova_saloon
22-01-09, 11:09 AM
what its the worst joke i know but its so bad you laugh :D and dont you lie to me im sure you smiled

kelbelle
22-01-09, 11:32 AM
I actually LOLed (I love that LOL has become a verb) lol

dj_wudgey
22-01-09, 11:33 AM
lol thats terrible

The Simps
22-01-09, 11:35 AM
mother f**kers! lol

The Simps
22-01-09, 11:37 AM
not as if I didn't warn you - its a terible joke! What was you expecting?! lol

AlexW
22-01-09, 11:44 AM
not as if I didn't warn you - its a terible joke! What was you expecting?! lol

A good joke lol

ade
22-01-09, 12:07 PM
absolutely brilliant!

Pistol Pete
22-01-09, 12:30 PM
Terrible indeed! lol

Riggy
22-01-09, 12:32 PM
yeah ban him haha

Nova_Tek
23-01-09, 12:06 AM
Your right it was a terrble terrible joke lol

Emmy
23-01-09, 01:12 AM
lol The title says it all.