Lol @ this I recieved

[kevw]

Just recieved this in a spam email:

http://www.totalmediafusion.com/thuthu/thu.jpg

[Alex]

you may not believe me but i actually got some last xmas as a present. Wierd or what :D

[kevw]

Is it actually "elephant poo" or is that just a name :roll:

am I missing something here?

lol

[Anton]

they have monkey poo in a big bucket at colchester zoo :o

[Dave_Hay]

lol@kevs avatar

but erm wtf?

*says i started these pics on profile way back in the beginning

[Fester]

lol kev u didnt even look like that when i was wasted :?:

[kevw]

I didnt? lol

I was quite wasted myself, can only remember seeing you get carried down the drive and back into the house carrying a pizza, the rests a blur..

[Fester]

LOL i dont remember that

i went out and got lost, was informed i went out twice, dont remember that, dont remember much lol


got to 14 drinks and was ok.... until cara comes in with these lethal fuckin drinks which we started on

[kevw]

lol yea..

Blackcurrant, vodka ("just a splash" - yea right lol), smirnoff ice, sumthing else, and Im sure some Absynth got sneaked in...

[Fester]

some apple sourz was in coz it tasted like apple & blackcurrent

[kevw]

need to find out what they put in it lol.

Gaz didnt touch his!

[Fester]

kevi am pisse again its quiote late

[kevw]

lol @ student life...

[wisewood]

kev - you sober in that avatar pic mate - coz you sure don't look it. :D

[Cara]

i didnt put much in them drinks ur just both light weights :roll:

[mikeoxford]

ooeerrrr missus! fight fight fight!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[wisewood]

Cara it could be that they are teh complete oposite of light weights...
there is a chemical in the stomach lining and liver in men (only the liver for women) which breaks down alcohol.
this stuff only lasts for so long... if you drink a lot of spirits you will find this stuff runs out quicker... resulting in serious stomach ulsers, liver failure etc.

However, before this happens you find that you start to feel drunk easier than before, as your body is not breaking the alcohol down as effectively as it should, you also find hang overs become much worse and last longer. Cheery thought i know - but you never know :lol:

So you see - it could be that their body is so knackered from constant abuse that they now get drunk easier than you would expect... Making them real men if you ask me, because they have killed their liver and stomach, and still continue to drink crazy amounts :D

[Cara]

:roll:

[RobIsGrt18]

lol @ Doctor Wisewood :lol:

[kevw]

Nah thats deffo not the case with me, maybe with Fester tho lol

Cara there was loaaadddddssss of Vodka in those drinks, coz I put it in, then you and Lara took over and added some more stuff, which I cant remember. I do remember we made 3, me and fest had 1 each, and Gaz left his, was still there in the morning...

I never saw u drinking one? and your Absynth never got used either... lightweight :P

What the fook was fester on about aswell, putting sugar in the absynth and lighting it, then inhaling the fumes... he found it on a website or sumthing
lmao.. nutter

[Cara]

ahem i was drinkin turbo shandys =) me n fester were on fosters smirnoff ice and vodka!

[wisewood]

lol @ Doctor Wisewood :lol:

i am a foutain of quite interesting, useless knowledge... but it seems everytime i want to know about something i cannot find out about it.

[Nova1.6]

lol @ Doctor Wisewood :lol:

i am a foutain

Are you really?

[Tilly]

Blah Blah Blah 2 wisewood

Cant handle ur drink Kev or should i say Fester???? LOL

[kevw]

I can handle anything...
except Big Ted the bouncer down our way...

[wisewood]

Blah Blah Blah 2 wisewood

shut it woman... i'm not having that sort of day :(
bit busy...

and yes sheep dip - i am a fountain... sometimes.

[Fester]

hold on a sec, i put in a workman like performance up to 14 drinks and then these weird ones started coming through in pint glasses

[wisewood]

LMFAO@workman like performance... by the hour you mean? taking your time to make the job last longer?

[RobIsGrt18]

yummm turbo shandy's, my offical fav drink eva !!! goes down so well, 4 or so pints and ya fucked tho !! haha !!

...and yes wisewood your knowledge is really quite amazing!! lol :lol:

ohh and northern lightweights !!! haha :P

[wisewood]

:lol: all praise the discovery channel

[Fester]

i fucking drunk loads!

[jon_boy]

absynth is evil. the devils own pi$$. next time you get some get some blue curaco and red grenadine as well. then put a shots worth of each into a fairly thin glass. try and layer them. you get little stripes. drip a bit of baileys in the top. its called stars and stripes. gets you bandy!

[Cara]

i fcuk drunk loads! ...... then pi$$ed in someones garden got chased back 2 kevs then ko'd

[kevw]

Like my beard?

http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=152

[Cara]

oooooooh lurvely :lol:

[wisewood]

very nice kev... i am hoping by next christmas i will have one like that myself - but a real one :lol:

always wanted a REALLY BIG beard. dunno why.

[Phil_G]

very nice kev... i am hoping by next christmas i will have one like that myself - but a real one :lol:

always wanted a REALLY BIG beard. dunno why.

HI,

then i submit another lookalike to the list...


ZZ top


"She got legs...
She knows how to use 'em....."


yes that is their lyric and yes i am sad for knowing it...


Phil

[Matt Finary]

Don't grow a beard! I grew one a couple of month ago and after 4 week I shaved it off(it was p1ssing me off too much)

Matt :)