INSOMNIA

[?Marty?]

Is it just me then, that has the Tyler Durden syndrome (honestly, it's a medical term)?

I'm working at 8 tomorrow too (till 12 at night, though with a couple of hours break in between - free beer and steak! :D ).

This is why most of my posts are between 12am and 5am.

I need more posts people!! It's vital for my sanity!! :lol: There's nothing else for me to do, except watch MTV (makes me hyyyyper), watch porn and wank (i save the best till last! :wink: ) and play on the X-Box (makes me hyyyper too).

Occassionally i go round 'cruising'. On my own. There's no cars about, so i can drive VERY fast, though i stand out a bit and the odd traffic patrol out at that time allways gives me hassle.

[?Marty?]

Right. Now i'm off to 'advise' the ladies to their personal and relationship matters on http://www.handbag.com, then to play Splinter Cell on the X-box before, finally, watching a couple of hours of 'Black Dicks in White Chicks' and masturbating myself silly, with various home-made contraptions. Like jars filled with worms. Oh and i might put clothes pegs on my nipples. And, possibly, scrotum.

Wikkid!! Go get 'em tiger! :D

[Fester]

dude I feel like shit

was up till about 4.30 (up at8) talking shite with the corridor about 'god' and other made up stuff, before moving onto GTA2 on the network

lol keep all your doors open so you can yell at the guy you just ran over 4 doors down LOL
ace

[jim sri]

me was up till 3am doin a uni assignment which has to be in2day!
ive only just got up&av missed lecture now-DOH!

[d0gz_bollox]

I normally wake up friday morning and wont sleep again till sunday night cause of work. If i dont work one weekend I sit in my room awake since my bodies used to being awake

[ade]

lol - know exactly how you feel.

Monday and Tuesday I was on lates (finish at 10pm - get home about midnight), Wednesday I was on earlies (in at 8am till 6pm home about 7.30) today I'm off (been up since about 9am - and prob be up till gone 1am) - Friday got to be in for 8am then Saturday I'm on lates!

you want fcuked up body clock welcome to my world!
:idea:

[?Marty?]

Yeah, i think it all started from when i was at Uni - assignments done day before, and from working at Nightclubs till 4am at weekends. And then going to 'parties' for a couple of hours afterwards. With a girl/woman (or more :D ) that you've (i actually mean me, not you) picked up whilst 'working'. The joys of being a coctail bar-man! :wink: :D 8)

[Nova1.6]

if u shine torches on the backs of your knees it's meant to mess with your biological clock or summit, saw it on How 2 once. :lol:

[ade]

LMFAO! WTF?

it is said (and true) that if you drink in the day you get pissed twice as fast as you do in the evening. Something to do with Vitamin D generated by daylight shining on yer head!
:o

Best one I saw on HOW was no matter how big the piece of paper, you cannot fold it more than 7 times. Wots that about then?

[Fester]

ade it cant be done!!!

[Nova1.6]

yeah i saw that one, they did a massive bit of paper on a football pitch didnt they!
how about the one where if u put a canlde in a milk bottle then put a hard boiled egg on top u can get it through the top, to do with burning the air in it so it all goes and sucks the egg in, try it!

[?Marty?]

I've been cured!!

I'm just going to go and play on Splinter Cell for a couple of hours now and then go to bed. I'll still have a wank (for medical/relaxation purposes), but i'll skip the porn and just think of you lot.

[Phil_G]

I'll still have a w**k (for medical/relaxation purposes), but i'll skip the porn and just think of you lot.


*Runs away and hides*


Phil

[Nova-Flair]

thats marty goin to the album section :lol:

just glad i aint got n e pictures of me in there :?

[?Marty?]

You're a GENIUS! Now i'm not limited to just thinking of you, i can look at the album pictures!

Nice one......

[Nova1.6]

whats a w?nk?