Turtle & The Hair - You all know the story....

[Mike]

You all know the story about the turtle and the hair......

You get home from a drunken night out at 5am, snap one off, piss across the floor then fall asleep with your shoes still on.

Then wake up at 7am still munted, trying to get ready for work only to find a Turtle & Pubic hair staring up at your from the bottom of the porclein......

SO, what do you do?

Well.....

You flushing the pair of @unts away before your missus pwns you for leaving an early christmas present brazanly on view!!

BUT........

And heres the tricky part.....

Which one makes it to the filtration plant first AND why?

The Turtle....

OR

The Hair?

[Pistol Pete]

The hair. Its nimbleness means it gets there quicker lol WTF i dont know....

[Emmy]

Ewwwww :eek: lol

[Benn]

Wha? *looks bemused*

[Dod]

/me is confused.

[Jack]

Depends. If the turtle is of sufficient size and/or aerodynamic proportions, I'd say that. If its a wee softee, then it may just get stuck somewhere as it clings to everything en route.

[mowgli]

bearing in mind that the whole process is controlled by the flow of water from the cistern, & the surface area of the item being washed away, my money is on the turtle....

remember pooh sticks.... but you have to throw it really hard!!!!!!

[draper]

You all know the story about the turtle and the hair......

You get home from a drunken night out at 5am, snap one off, piss across the floor then fall asleep with your shoes still on.

Then wake up at 7am still munted, trying to get ready for work only to find a Turtle & Pubic hair staring up at your from the bottom of the porclein......



welcome one and all to the life of draper

[Lee]

The pubes will properly own the loggage IMO. Most of their lead will be made up in the S bend though as Mr Hankee bounces off the walls of the pipe, and i doubt the turd will be able to drag that lead back again.

Unless the pubes get stuck to it, in which case it will be a dead heat (unles theres a big tuft on the leading edge)

[Shaun_O'Donnell]

So you're saying the turtle has been left to soak for 2 hours....hmmm, now that's a thinker. lol