that joke. help find it?

[large_steve182]

you know the one where the guy thinks his wife cheats on him. then asks what he should do about the rust on his car.

help find it pweeze. i will consider offering tree fiddy

[NovaBoi92]

I'm at a bit of a loss as to what to do.
You lot seem the most level-headed people I know when it comes to this sort of stuff, so I thought it best to come to you first.
Ok, deep breath...
For sometime now I've suspected that the missus may be cheating on me. A few of the usual clues - The phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
Recently she has started going out 'with the girls from work' a lot and when I ask which girls it's always "The usual crowd, you don't really know them".
I always used to keep an eye out for her Taxi coming home from boozy nights out, but now she always walks up to the house - although I can hear a car setting off as if she has just got out of one around the corner.
The other day I picked up her mobile, just to see what time it was, and she went absolutely mental, screaming at me that I shouldn't ever touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her!
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I kind of think deep down I don't really want to know the truth. But then last night she went out again and I decided that I'd check up on her.
Around the time she was due home I decided to hide behind my car which I knew would give me a good view of the whole street so I could see which car she got out of on her return.
It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust starting to develop around my offside rear wheel arch. So... do you think I should take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?

[L14MNP]

He found it in one minute. Offer him tree fiddy fi' IMO

[large_steve182]

its only fair he deserves tree fiddy. unless its that damn loch ness monster again trying to scam me of tree fiddy, especially when i gave that damn loch ness monster tree fiddy just last week

[NovaBoi92]

whats tree fiddy, im confused lol

[Emmy]

Hmm me too Iv never heard of tree fiddy lol

[L14MNP]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tree%20fiddy

1st one.

IDK what all that Loch Ness crap is about though. Damn skirt wearers lol

[NovaBoi92]

tree fiddy (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tree%20fiddy#)Three Fifty
The amount o three dollars and fifty cents

could i have that in pounds please

[Emmy]

Oh ok that makes more sence lol

Kilts look smart on guys for weddings etc :thumb:

[L14MNP]

lol we don't get that carry on down here

[large_steve182]

when tree fiddy was on south park. the lochness monster kept asking chefs parents for tree tree fiddy,

[General Baxter]

i remember that, chef was getting married to a succubus lol

[mowgli]

lol we don't get that carry on down here

what, jokes, weddings or blokes in skirts??????????????

[Emmy]

I wasnt sure what you meant either Liam lol

[Sloth]

aww, i got it. doesnt he visit chefs parents?