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L14MNP
14-01-09, 08:42 PM
http://www.v5loans.co.uk/ This seems a good place. Any reasons why not to use these?

Stuart
14-01-09, 08:45 PM
WOW I need some cash, they will be spot on

L14MNP
14-01-09, 08:47 PM
:D It's amazing that companies like this exist! Some people deserve all they get lol Apparently there's a one who's APR works out at something like 2000% too PMSL!

It reminds me of somewhere I used to work, a few of the lads there got automatic acceptance letters for 'Vanquish credit cards' The APR was in the 70's at least. I assume it was called that because you could buy one by the time you paid back your interest lol

wizzy
14-01-09, 08:48 PM
jesus thats well bad for a £1500 your paying £4180 back and paying £53 a week for 70+ weeks wouldnt bother mate proper rip off

Stuart
14-01-09, 08:49 PM
Had a letter through the door for the scumbag who lived here before us.... offerd a £500 loan over 12months, paying back something like £1700 lol


Makes me think that I could make some good shiney loaning to scumbags. even if you have to borrow the money in the first place

wizzy
14-01-09, 08:50 PM
WOW I need some cash, they will be spot on

as if thats good :eek:

L14MNP
14-01-09, 08:52 PM
wizzy21 I hope you are taking the piss mate!
Aye Stuart but you lend from the banks then when they don't pay back what do you do? lol

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Stuart
14-01-09, 08:53 PM
Aye Stuart but you lend from the banks then when they don't pay back what do you do? lol



you take demz ride init

Jack
14-01-09, 08:55 PM
You could get some sikk rydez y0.

That must be a complete p!ss take, surely... 439% APR?! LOL

L14MNP
14-01-09, 08:56 PM
you take demz ride init
You're wasted in the rat race mate :)

L14MNP
14-01-09, 08:58 PM
You could get some sikk rydez y0.

That must be a complete p!ss take, surely... 439% APR?! LOL
The funny part is people stupid enough to not know that the higher the APR the better the deal will just look at the monthly payments and not even entertain the repayment period, let alone the interest rate :)

When I was in Cash Converters in town they had the Log book loans leaflets at the side for the people that chucky up on a second hand 50 quid telly to leaf through :)

wizzy
14-01-09, 08:59 PM
no not taking the piss

L14MNP
14-01-09, 08:59 PM
Well I was lol

Stuart
14-01-09, 09:00 PM
hmm so for a £1500 outlay, I could get £4K back.... hmmmmmm
I could make £33K pure filthy slag profit with some cash soon to be kicking about

wizzy
14-01-09, 09:01 PM
i took this out today

L14MNP
14-01-09, 09:04 PM
lol Stuarts first customer?

Stu do you break legs if the payments are late or make 'other arrangements' with your clients?

Jack
14-01-09, 09:06 PM
Stu do you break legs if the payments are late or make 'other arrangements' with your clients?
Monthly lube protection insurance.

wizzy
14-01-09, 09:06 PM
lol Stuarts first customer?

Stu do you break legs if the payments are late or make 'other arrangements' with your clients?

i will take a loan out with you stuart at a fiver a week

Stuart
14-01-09, 09:06 PM
yeah, I go in dry, unless you pay £100 a week lube insurance

L14MNP
14-01-09, 09:09 PM
Are the T's & C's written in KY? Razor Ruddick says you don't really feel the sting every month.

Stuart
14-01-09, 09:12 PM
oh and lets not forget the 5% condom tax

Mike
14-01-09, 09:16 PM
Hhmmmmmm, secure a £1500 loan on a £50 breaker yard special, miss all the payments & let them repo said car lol lol £1450 better off lol lol

L14MNP
14-01-09, 09:24 PM
I'd want to see a 4 grand car before I loaned 1500 quid on it Mike lol

Not sure if 1450 would be enough if I was walking like John Wayne after it got repo'd also!

Jack
14-01-09, 09:39 PM
I wonder if the amount they offer varies on what car you have...

In which case, Nova owners would be stuck with a £50 loan at jupiter% APR lol

Mike
14-01-09, 09:43 PM
I may reqeust the T&C's of one of there loans, see if i really can swap my £200 special Norsa Van for £1500 without having to go to court lol