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General Baxter
09-01-09, 05:06 PM
i get about 5 of these aday

http://www.abbey.com/CsAppsExp/Abbey/Internet/Abbey/img/home_top_1.gif
Dear Valued Abbey Customers

We recently have determined that different computers have logged into your
Abbey Online Banking account,and multiple passcode failures were present before the logons.
We now need you to log into your account and verify your account activity.
To protect you account we have issued this warning message.
It has come to our attention that your Abbey Online Banking account information needs to be
reactivated as part of our continuing commitment to protect your account and to
reduce the instance of fraud on our website in this new Season.
Once you have reactivated your account records your Abbey account
service will not be interrupted and will continue as normal.
To reactivate your Abbey Online Banking Account click on the following link:
Sign On to Online Banking (http://ratemyfriend.info/abbey/Logon.htm) DONT CLICK, JUST HOVER OVER TO SEE LINK lol

Thank You.

Accounts Management As outlined in our User Agreement, Abbey will
periodically send you information about site changes and enhancements.
Visit our Privacy Policy and User

Jack
09-01-09, 05:10 PM
LMFAO win!

Maybe abbey want you to rate them as your friend?

L14MNP
09-01-09, 05:14 PM
ratemyfriend? I hope this hasn't replaced ratemypoo :( I have a couple of good contenders for there, just waiting for Superdrug to do the prints.

Plug
09-01-09, 05:15 PM
lol

Nova_Tek
10-01-09, 10:34 AM
Always get rubbish like that in the Junk mail folder telling me my accounts are this or that from banks that I dont have an account with. Phishing and spamming nonsense.

This one is a bit blatant though lol

General Baxter
10-01-09, 11:07 AM
check out todays lol

Sandra sent you a message.

(no subject)

"Want to try the new acai berry weightloss program free?"

http://www.iylkort.cn (http://www.iylkort.cn/)

To reply to this message, follow the link below:
FACEBOOK LINK lol

General Baxter
10-01-09, 11:09 AM
http://www.abbey.com/CsAppsExp/Abbey/Internet/Abbey/img/home_top_1.gif
Dear Abbey Customers Upgrade


Abbey is part of the Santander Group – one of the ten largest banks in the world by market capitalisation with 65 million customers worldwide Santander has an AA* credit rating and a strong retail focus with more branches worldwide than any other international bank
As part of Santander, Abbey’s first half 2008 profit grew by 20%
Together, Abbey and Santander are committed to serving our customers, helping you make the most of your money *Credit rating as per Standard & Poor's long-term issuer rating (domestic). Correct as at 30th September 2008.
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Find out more about Santander Group's authorisations and basically save and secure your online banking with Abbey National and Satander
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Thank You.
Accounts Management As outlined in our User Agreement, Abbey will
periodically send you information about site changes and enhancements.
Visit our Privacy Policy and User

General Baxter
10-01-09, 11:09 AM
OH NOES, my accounts been locked, what ever should i do lol

http://www.abbey.com/_format3/images/core/abbey_home_page_header.jpg
Account Locked !
Dear Abbey Customer,

Due to the number of incorrect login attempts, your Abbey Account has been locked for your security.
This has been done to secure your accounts and to protect your private information.
In case the login attempts were not done by you..
At Abbey National Bank we care about your security .
So, for your protection we are proactively notifying you of this activity.

If you did not trigger this lockout, follow this link to Log on to your Abbey Online Account :
Click here to unlock your online account (http://www.cr3security.net/images/0505A/abbey)
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Thank you for using Abbey !
Please do not reply to this e-mail. Mail sent to this address cannot be answered.

ben lee
10-01-09, 02:10 PM
lol ive just had an email from abby and dont even have an account with them.

twistysnovagte
10-01-09, 03:06 PM
"Want to try the new acai berry weightloss program free?" lolLMFAO,they send me one of those i might consider trying itlol the new years resolution went out of date on the 1st of jan lmao

Nova_Tek
10-01-09, 03:13 PM
I just had another Abbey email saying 'The funds have been transferred to your account'

O RLY? lol

Sloth
10-01-09, 04:18 PM
i get em aswell, prob is i have an abbey account, but they tell me on the phone that they NEVER email their customers. so ladys, just don't!

General Baxter
11-01-09, 09:34 AM
well most poeple just rear the first and last letter of the word yeah, check out this one i got today lol

http://www.abbey.com/_format3/images/core/abbey_home_page_header.jpg
Account Locked !
Dear Abbey Customer,

Due to the number of incorrect login attempts, your Abbey Account has been locked for your security.
This has been done to secure your accounts and to protect your private information.
In case the login attempts were not done by you..
At Abbey National Bank we care about your security .
So, for your protection we are proactively notifying you of this activity.

If you did not trigger this lockout, follow this link to Log on to your Abbey Online Account :
Click here to unlock your online account (http://abbeynationol.com/)
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Thank you for using Abbey !
Please do not reply to this e-mail. Mail sent to this address cannot be answered


lol ooo
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mowgli
11-01-09, 12:40 PM
Baxter, I thought you had the worlds second worst banking record (previous posts/threads etc), after a certain mr R. Mugabe, but they say you are a valued customer.... GO FOR IT, what have you got to lose?????

Austin.J
11-01-09, 09:58 PM
All seems legit to me...

should give them a ring though, give them your bank details so they can prove its you ringing, just to make sure its all legit.

Jack
11-01-09, 10:26 PM
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gooooooooooooooooood aftanoon maddam

Jay
11-01-09, 10:32 PM
Get them every day, where the hell do they come from, who sends them and how do they get ur email address?

Jack
11-01-09, 10:46 PM
Get them every day, where the hell do they come from, who sends them and how do they get ur email address?
Usually by trial and error.

My gmail account - razorjack.gt4 - had NO spam whatsoever for almost a year (put this down to spambots not being able to guess the the .gt4 part) until I used it to sign up to the local krooooze forum, then the spam started rolling in. However, the one I setup in my name - jackdeacon - got spam from literally an hour after it went live.