SHITE JOKE

[heggem]

A police officer pulls a Nova driver over for speeding.

Officer: Do u have a licence?
Nova driver: No
Officer: Do u have the registation for this car?
Nova driver: No, i just twoced it, but i think i saw a registration for the car in the gloove box when i put my gun in there.
Officer: u have a gun in the glove box?
Nova driver: yes, i used it to shot the owner of the car, before i put her body in the boot.
Officer: so theres a gun in the gloove box, and a dead body in the boot??
Nova driver: Yes!

the officer calls for back up, and before long the car is suurounded, and the DCI walks up to the car.

DCI: do u have a licence?
Nova driver: yes, here it is with the registration.
DCI: but the officer said that u stole the car, had a gun in the glove box and a dead body in the boot!?!?
Nova driver: Really?? and i bet the lying bastard said i was speeding too!!!

[wisewood]

LMFAO.
like it.

[Nova1.6]

read that in an old mod car magazine ages ago,

[Anton]

that is quite good, I will have 2 remember that :D

[Matt Finary]

old but still good!

Matt :lol:

[Nova1.6]

why did wisewood cross the road.
to f?ck the chicken on the other side.

[wisewood]

no mate it was to get away from you and your unwanted sexual advances... you think just coz i let your girlfriend get away with it you can too... well you are wrong!

[Nova1.6]

wen was this? :evil: