post your cracker jokes

[mowgli]

my personal fave is:-

'What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?'
















'Where's my tractor?????????'

[NathanSRi]

What happens when you throw a white rock into the red sea?









It Sinks

[16v Nova Kev]

why do cows lie down when it rains


so they can keep each udder warm:tumble:

[Dar]

Couldn't remember any so I just pulled a cracker with my daughter and this is the joke :-

How do you make an apple puff?








Chase it round the grden a few times.


BTW, We got dominoes as the cracker prize.