So I dosen't need to post =D

[Dar]

It has come to my attention that we have alot of silent members. Which is all well and good but these people are missing out on a vital part of the site.....interaction.

So I have decided to post this thread as an olive branch of postieness to these silent people. You can post anything in here and the nasty people won't pick on you (Honest).

Don't be afraid it's fun. If your stuck for something to say just type your name and how long you have on this site and maybe what yor looking to get out of it.

:thumb:

[trackdaynova]

pot. kettle. black

go and update your WIP you loser lol

[onlyangelzfall]

Lol... so you finally did it.. >.<

[Stuart]

Hi my name is Stuart, I've not been here long and I'm scared of you evil bastids. I'd like to find love here if at all possible

[Dar]

There is nothing to update. My engine has been doing the hokey cokey for years.

[L14MNP]

Don't be afraid it's fun. If your stuck for something to say

*You're/You are :)

[Jack]

Hai, I are RazurJock and I haven't posted much on here at all. Some of you may know me from other sites such as Facefart and Myspazz

[Dar]

Stu, because of your facebook photo your are know as my ugly mate. Just a little bit of trivia for you.

[Stuart]

Stu, because of your facebook photo your are know as my ugly mate. Just a little bit of trivia for you.


/me is off to change that

[onlyangelzfall]

Hi my name is Stuart, I've not been here long and I'm scared of you evil bastids. I'd like to find love here if at all possible

Lol, step away from the computer, its obvious you use it too much!!!

[Adam]

Hi my name is Stuart, I've not been here long and I'm scared of you evil bastids. I'd like to find love here if at all possible
Dont worry, everybody loves you :thumb:

[Dar]

Lol... so you finally did it.. >.<
Yes I did and welcome :thumb:
Your (FU Mr L14MNP) encouraged to post more if you want :D

[trackdaynova]

Hi, my name is trackdaynova, I don't own a Nova, but I do attend trackdays. lol

[LiquidPug]

So far, this thread is a great success - attracting all the members who never post lollollol

[Dar]

I know :( Although I got one new-ish person to post up which is good.

[onlyangelzfall]

So far, this thread is a great success - attracting all the members who never post lollollol

it'll be a 5min wonder =P

[Dar]

Where do all the fairies live?

[onlyangelzfall]

Where do all the fairies live?

at the bottom of a garden of course

[Jack]

Where do all the fairies live?
Ask Stu

[Dar]

I have chickens at the bottom of my garden. I thought Stu was a poof rather than a fairy.

[Benn]

Hi i'm Ben, i have neck ache from head banging to metallica.

[Ernie]

hello my name is Ernie and i have 2 track novas of which none of them work at the mo.

[Saloony]

Hey, i Craig from southampton, i know i own a MazdaRX8 but you seem a mechanicly sound bunch.. i seem to be getting alot of piston slap on the 8 and think its due to the conrods, do C20XE ones fit?

[onlyangelzfall]

I thought Stu was a poof rather than a fairy.

he can't be both????

[Jack]

Hi i'm Ben, i have neck ache from head banging to metallica.
You've been doing that for a while I've noticed lol


Hey, i Craig from southampton, i know i own a MazdaRX8 but you seem a mechanicly sound bunch.. i seem to be getting alot of piston slap on the 8 and think its due to the conrods, do C20XE ones fit?
Try chocolate ones, I believe Subaru make them

[Saloony]

Try chocolate ones, I believe Subaru make them

This is good, i heard they can with stand higher temperatures is this true?

[Jack]

Yeah, for maximum benefit you'll need a plate of chips from ebay and some matt black paint for your bonnet. Oh, and don't forget to lay your rear seats flat.

[Benn]

You've been doing that for a while I've noticed lol


My hairs not that pretty any more tho :(

[Saloony]

Yeah, for maximum benefit you'll need a plate of chips from ebay and some matt black paint for your bonnet. Oh, and don't forget to lay your rear seats flat.And put the glove box down too... lower the centre of gravity further

[Stuart]

My hairs not that pretty any more tho :(


the dye grew out? :thumb: lol :p

[Benn]

I was blonde once, i miss my long hair.

[brainsnova]

hi im brain em i mean brian im very shy and scared to post any comments. Dont make fun off me please.

[Dar]

Don't worry Brian, your amongst friends. I always read your name Brains (as in the stuff between most peoples ears) Nova.

[Saloony]

Don't worry Brian, your amongst friends. I always read your name Brains (as in the stuff between most peoples ears) Nova.

not as in faggorts then?

[Paul]

I'm Paul, been on here for 5 1/2 years now. Havent posted much recently, the new breed just aint the same as the old school cool crew.

[Benn]

Is that why you like to ring me and chat me up?

[Paul]

indeed it is :gay:

[Stoo]

Im stoo
Im also new around here
I dont have a nova, havent had one on the road for over 2yrs

Just out of interest, how would i go about fitting an XE in a nova, and also doing a disc conversion and then going 5stud??

Also, what would it be worth after?

I tried a search but go no joy ( i didnt really)

[bmw156]

hi im martin, i have a nova, please dont hurt melol

[Nova_Sean]

Hi im Sean and i havn't touched the drink for 3 weeks.



:bullsht:

[Sloth]

hi im rob and have split personality syndrome, s.a.d, ginger hair, glasses and a stupidly large cranium. i need manta 1.8 bits, i like colours, and chips and mayo. milk 2 sugars, and no veg thats green. and yep, im slightly emo. (just 0.00000000000000000000000000000000321%) btw, hello world!

[xxspudxx]

not read this thread at all but **** it, im home alone, on i dunno what day it is at 2 in the morning having been drinking cider all night!

Dont post much on the site as dont see the need to?

Maybe im scared of the bigger boys? :wtf:

All that matters is that somerset is the best part of England....Fact!

[Nova_Sean]

What part of somerset you in m8??


im in Weston

[xxspudxx]

just outside bridgwater

[Sloth]

zomerzet boyz do it on zyder.......

[Nova_Sean]

Im a cornishman at heart. moved to somerset 3 year ago

/life story

[xxspudxx]

Im a cornishman at heart. moved to somerset 3 year ago

/life story

What part of cornwall?

and zider indeed :D Thatchers :thumb:


In the words of the wurzells

"i am a zider drink, i drinks it all of the day"

[Sloth]

i like home brewed zider, the stuff with lumps!

[Nova_Sean]

What part of cornwall?

and zider indeed :D Thatchers :thumb:


In the words of the wurzells

"i am a zider drink, i drinks it all of the day"

St.Blazey area. near St.Austell

Blackthorn all the way!

[xxspudxx]

nice and cloudly? yum yum! had some home brew once that tasted like whiskey on first mouthfull! Cant beat it!

[xxspudxx]

St.Blazey area. near St.Austell

Blackthorn all the way!

Why you move up from st austell?

i go to truro quite often with work!!

Blackthorn isnt to bad, also brewed down yer! :thumb:

[Jack]

Rep for the somerset massive lol

[Nova_Sean]

Dad had to move with work, otherwise he would be made redundant! (sp?)

[xxspudxx]

where bouts in weston you too then? i like weston, always used to love the pier!!!!

Rep for the somerset massive indeed, we are slowly taking over!!!! why am i still awake?

[Nova_Sean]

The pier, i had just forgotton about it aswell :cry: :cry: :tosser:


Worlebury

[xxspudxx]

lol lol burn!!!!! :tosser: but im being serious i did like going up there lol!!!!

worle.....better than weston!!!!!

I think we need to get a somerset meet sorted!

[Nova_Sean]

Well, when i can legally drive we can arrange something im sure! :thumb:

[xxspudxx]

have you actually got a car? lol

[Nova_Sean]

Yes tyvm.....!!! Ive posted a picture in "Projects"

[Sloth]

the shizzle that makes ya go blind is best.....

[Nova_Sean]

:tumble:

[xxspudxx]

oh yeah just seen it!!!! if any need any parts let me know, have had quite a few novas so have lots of parts lying around!! seems like a nice car though mate!! /you learnin to drive then?

[Nova_Sean]

Yeh, got my theory on the 2nd. Got insurance with collinwoodlearners kicking in on the 5th. 28 days for £82.50 was reasonable, im dieing to drive her aswell.

[brainsnova]

i paid £130 to insure my old nova fully comp for the year lol edit: the joys of being old.

[Sloth]

i look old, but im 22...... novamerit1991 its a temp blindness, makes you screw fugly lasses and get arrested, its like beer goggles.

[brainsnova]

i look young at 26 lol

[Sloth]

bah im nearly bald........

[brainsnova]

im going to start growing my own wigs for the future.

[Spudly]

at the bottom of a garden of course



Isnt that where the Poddington peas are from lol





the shizzle that makes ya go blind is best.....


What you mean masturbation?:roll: :eek:

[Mike]

Hello, I'm Mike. I like boys.

[ben doodar]

hi im ben and i touch myself

[onlyangelzfall]

Isnt that where the Poddington peas are from lol

Hmmmm Yes but the fairies ate them all sooo =D .... poor peas :D

[Mike]

hi im ben and i touch myself

I touched myself once. I remember it well. It was a Thursday.

[Graeme]

Do you think this randomness is unique to PNG or do other forums have the same syndrome?

[Mike]

Do you think this randomness is unique to PNG or do other forums have the same syndrome?

Unique.

MLR & RSOC are all up tight mofo's. 205GTi Drivers is a miniscule bit similiar banter, GTIOC is also pap.

[onlyangelzfall]

Do you think this randomness is unique to PNG or do other forums have the same syndrome?

the randomness is definately not unique... the subject matter on the other hand....... very =P

[draper]

hi, my names mark and im a alcohol.....................oops tuesdays isnt AA lol


or weds for that matter lmao

[Nova_Sean]

Neither is wednesday!!!!;)

[ben doodar]

I touched myself once. I remember it well. It was a Thursday.

was it in a special place mike?
mine was, i may even do it at 12 bells tonight being new year an all!

[draper]

Neither is wednesday!!!!;)

edited before your posted

[Jack]

Hello, I'm Mike. I like boys.
And picking up things in Wolverhampton from ebay for me? Thanks! :D

[ben doodar]

also does anybody know where i can place a deposit to own the fog?

[Mike]

was it in a special place mike?!

Was in my bum bum.

[ben doodar]

u can stick it in ur bum bum

[Mike]

And picking up things in Wolverhampton from ebay for me? Thanks! :D

Nooooo! Youve given away the location of the Secret Bat Cave!!

[Spudly]

hi, my names mark and im a alcohol.....................oops tuesdays isnt AA lol


or weds for that matter lmao




Why is it called alcoholics annonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say your name?????




And go heather you lil post addict you lol

[Dar]

[QUOTE=xxspudxx]not read this thread at all but **** it, im home alone, on i dunno what day it is at 2 in the morning having been drinking cider all night!
QUOTE]
Black Rat FTW!!
That stuff is magic :D
I can feel the love in this thread, it's making me all warm inside.:thumb:

[Spudly]

not read this thread at all but **** it, im home alone, on i dunno what day it is at 2 in the morning having been drinking cider all night!

Black Rat FTW!!
That stuff is magic :D
I can feel the love in this thread, it's making me all warm inside.:thumb:



Fixed your quote link dar, and that warm feeling inside says you probably need to go sit on the toilet lol

[Lee]

Hai. I are bootlethroodie, and I are upholding the fact that if you didn't need to smack your chassis leg with a hammer, you do infact have a tiny penis.

And yes Jack, your penis is shrinking :)

[Andy]

Good afternoon my names Andrew and im into fibre optics

[Jack]

Hai. I are bootlethroodie, and I are upholding the fact that if you didn't need to smack your chassis leg with a hammer, you do infact have a tiny penis.

And yes Jack, your penis is shrinking :)
Piffle. Big block = big cock, twin head = giant cock :D

[smcgsi16v]

Hi.

[Count Vaux Alot]

I are the Count and i love a bit of brown.

[scott.parker]

Piffle. Big block = big cock, twin head = giant cock :D

Meh you said it! lol lol

PS: As i wont be here in a few hrs here is an advanced Happy New Year to all.. x x

[FUSION X16XE]

I have serious bum wee problems....

[Sloth]

fusion, get a cork ftw!
jack, fit x2 v6= monster wang. uber epic win!!

[Emmy]

Hey, Im Emmy aka Emma for those who dont know me lol

[draper]

Hey, Im Emmy aka Emma for those who dont know me lol

hai, i am fluent in jockanese aswell as cuninlinguis :D

[Emmy]

Okkkk :confused: lol

[Andy_L]

I think this is my first post of 2009.

[dougie_boi]

hey all im dougie hows things. everybody had a good xmas and new year then?

[Dod]

Hai, I R Dod. ASL Plz.

An interesting fact about me, the voices are getting louder and more agressive.

[Emmy]

Hai, I R Dod. ASL Plz.

An interesting fact about me, the voices are getting louder and more agressive.

lol lol Ellooo Dod, I is Emmy, I am 21 female and from Scotland lol

[dougie_boi]

25 / m /lanarshire scotland pmsl

[Sloth]

hai i r sloth 22 male hull emmy you got msn? kk tnx hn lol

[Lynsey]

Free, single and ready to mingle lol

[Jack]

Free, single and ready to mingle lol
LOL

[Lynsey]

Hmmm, we can all dream ;)

[Emmy]

lol lol I do have msn but I dont use it now tbh, and Im not single ;) but thanks for all the offers :thumb: lol

[Jack]

Hmmm, we can all dream ;)
I dream of me. Nightmares! lol


Im not single ;) but thanks for all the offers :thumb: lol
So, why haven't we had sex yet?

....crap, wrong thread lol

[Emmy]

I dream of me. Nightmares! lol


So, why haven't we had sex yet?

....crap, wrong thread lol


lol lol hmmmm cause I dont know you well enough lol

[coombsey]

so why havent we had sex yet??

[Emmy]

Boys Boys Boys, There is only one Emmy now calm down lol lol

[coombsey]

damn too slow

[Emmy]

damn too slow

;)

[novait]

hi all.Im ben and im trying to stop drinking can some one help me!??

[Jack]

hi all.Im ben and im trying to stop drinking can some one help me!??
Is that why your avatar is blurry? lol

[16v Nova Kev]

AA fourum this way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lol

[dhdev (Oli)]

Hi. I'm Oli. I have a weight problem.

[Emmy]

lol lol At this thread.

[novait]

lol yes lol

[Lynsey]

He's Oli ^^^ He's fit as **** :D

[Emmy]

He's Oli ^^^ He's fit as **** :D


Pics please ;) lol

[dhdev (Oli)]

He's Oli ^^^ He's fit as **** :D
So why haven't we had sex yet? ;)

There isn't a blushing smiley :)

New sig quote tho lol

[Count Vaux Alot]

He's Oli ^^^ He's fit as **** :D

I agree ;) ;)

[Lynsey]

So why haven't we had sex yet? ;)

There isn't a blushing smiley :)

New sig quote tho lol

lol

[Emmy]

Me and Lynz are the hot chicks :thumb:

[Sloth]

hello hot chicks!

[JohnNova]

Hi, My names john, i had an astra then a nova, then sold it to ernie, who then robbed the bits off it for the old stick and then new stick, i don't have a nova now, but i have some vauxhall parts, which i keep in my garage for my next nova ownership whenever that maybe...

[Emmy]

Well hello there slothsport1 ;)

[wilson_sri]

Rat oot

[dhdev (Oli)]

I agree ;) ;)

You're not too shabby yourself, a little whiter than I imagined PMSL.

[Emmy]

Rat oot


Ehh I think not lol

[wilson_sri]

Worth a go.

[Lynsey]

MSN? lol LMAO

[Emmy]

Worth a go.

Haha, I will let you off then lol lol

[Count Vaux Alot]

a little whiter than I imagined PMSL.
lol funny you arn't the first to say that

[dhdev (Oli)]

lol funny you arn't the first to say that
I know :plol

[dhdev (Oli)]

Ehh I think not lol

I should hope not! This isn't 18+ :eek:










...I'm off to wait in 18+ :thumb:

[Emmy]

I should hope not! This isn't 18+ :eek:




...I'm off to wait in 18+ :thumb:


Yep exactly Oli lol

[edens-xe]

hi im dan from portsmouth, i dont post on here much as i cant type when im pizzed. im also scared of kittens:eek:

[Jack]

HELLO I ARE RAZURYAK AND I EAT YOUR THOUGHTS



NOM NOM NOM TASTY

[Emmy]

HELLO I ARE RAZURYAK AND I EAT YOUR THOUGHTS



NOM NOM NOM TASTY


Hahaha lol

[Sloth]

roflmao! excellent!

[Dod]

Ok, today I r Mostly Dod. (mostly)

[draper]

i r.......errrrr i forgot who i r - halp

[Jack]

i r.......errrrr i forgot who i r - halp
You damper!

[Emmy]

You are draper,

(hai, i am fluent in jockanese aswell as cuninlinguis :D)

That's what you told me last night anyway lol :p

[Jack]

Pipe down hammy

[draper]

chairs and fanks


(i did actually get in a taxi once and forget where i lived lol)

[Riggy]

hi im riggy , and can my new year actually get any worse

[Sloth]

why senor rigg?
and haylo i r emo sloth, i r huffin kittehs latur, ladiez plz join meeez!!

[Riggy]

ahh you know smashing car up , putting mr's dad in hospital at same time , and now my nan has died tonight , what a **** year it is for me so far

[Emmy]

Sorry to hear that Riggy.

[Sloth]

mate, my sincerest condolences go to you and ya family. hope ya father in law gets better.

[Spudly]

Sh*t riggy thats bad man, id ask wtf happened but seen as youve not posted overly much info im guessing youd rather not say!

Hope ya mrs` dad is alright though mate!

[Lynsey]

Sorry to hear that Riggy. I hope your year does get better.

[Riggy]

cheers everyone ,

mr's dad was fine after 9 hours in A+E lol , just bruised lol , story is in nw region haha , i just have a well ****ed hand

as for my nan , she was ill and in hospital for the last 10 weeks so i suppose she is in a better place now

[Dod]

Ah she is mate. It'd be much worse if she'd had have been in pain and suffered. Sorry none the less mate.

[Spudly]

Well if she was ill for a while at least she is at peace now bud an its hard to see a loved one in situations like that so at least you can get some peace yourselves knowins she wont be ill/uncomfortable/in pain anymore bud!

Glad to hear your mrs` dad alright now...... *off to Nw Region for a looksee*

[novait]

riggy. Sorry to hear about your bad start to the year. Im sure things will get better...

[Adam]

****e news that Carl :(

Things can only get better from here!