CONTEST, who is the sexiest on NL?

[Nova1.6]

New compatition!
sexiest face will win a prise...

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[wisewood]

Neil it is easy to see what leanne see's in you now Neil - never knew you had such an air of sexiness about you :lol:
:lol:

[MattyWoo]

hmmm wisewoods comment has changed since i last read it HAHA thats quite amusing!!!

[locky]

If ya wanna c sexy, just look at my uploads in the album!

[wisewood]

oh locky baby - when you dress up as santa's missus - oooh...

:lol:

[Anton]

LMFAO

[MattyWoo]

I prefer the one of cara :wink:

[locky]

Im just a horny babe lol
Matt, matt, fancy liking Cara over me! is it coz i is a taff?

[Anton]

Cara has my vote :wink:

[RobIsGrt18]

cara would recieve it indeed :P

lol locky nice hat........haha

[wisewood]

can i not vote for myself?
I am one handsome, sexy son of a b*tch :lol:

http://www.novaload.net/forums/images/avatars/39422ec63decb9c9e5cf9.jpg

[Ian]

your all ugly twats

[Anton]

I think David D should win :P

[wisewood]

ugly... ugly... who you calling ugly?
oh right - all of us... ok... yeah - see your point.


anton - DD cannot win - he is not a member of novaload - and dont try telling me you are really him. I wont believe you :lol:

[Ian]

you do realise that once cp and mc hear of this theyll be looking to enter lol

media slags lol

[Anton]

not even if I dress up at the next meet to look like him?

[wisewood]

no mate - not even if you dress up to look like him at the next meet :lol:

[RobIsGrt18]

haha lol @ cp and mc in max power, right little celebs aint they !!

i wont post a pic, bit unfair on the rest of u guys haha :P

[Matt Finary]

It has to be Cara :D

Matt :D

[Chris LR]

Cara can have one off me

A vote that is.

[wisewood]

I still say i should win... :D

closely followed by all the lovely ladies... i wont put them in order as this may cause bickering and embarresment. :oops:

[Nova1.6]

No, I SAID NO!
I WIN, ME, I'm sexiest, NOT CARA, not woman, NO.
I win, i said me, ME WINS!
NOT YOU!
ARRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[wisewood]

Neil, you wouldn't even win if it was only a choice between you and your reflection :D

[Nova1.6]

shat it u mappit.

[wisewood]

lmfao - I win again. :lol:

[Tilly]

ur all soooooooo wrong

[wisewood]

ur all soooooooo wrong - it is wisewood who is sexiest... phwoaaaar!!! what i wouldn't do with him given half a chance.

why thank you Tilly - that is very nice of you. :lol:



sorry, couldn't resist it.

[wisewood]

lmfao - i forgot all about you having done that micky...
only another couple of weeks of constant itching before it's back to something respectable again. :lol:

suprised we not seen the bald hedgehogs posted on here yet to be honest mate... not that i particularly want to see them, just suprised you not showing off their aerodynamics new look... no doubt inspiried by the new nissan micra :D

[Anton]

don't give him ideas :o

[Tilly]

wisewood shut up thats the most stupid thing to say to micky

[wisewood]

and you saying that will just push him over the edge and send him runing for his camera... oh no!!!

[Tilly]

No it wont !

[wisewood]

course it will - he loves to shock and outrage us.

[linzTDI]

Well i will not vote as I have a boyfriend, but wisewoods cheesey picture tells quite a story :lol:
lol

[wisewood]

thanks linz... :oops:

the pics of you are quite nice, the one with your mate and the one with your boyfriend on it - you like like a happy couple.

had i not already voted for myself i would vote for you but your pic arrived too late and i had voted.

[linzTDI]

Thanks wisewood :oops: :oops: .

[Tilly]

:2gunfire: :wisewood

[wisewood]

Tilly - i have heard through the grapevine that you have changed your hair - and yet no new picture is int he gallery yet...

perhaps my vote could be changed if you get a new picture up. :D

[Tilly]

yeah i have and no not putting pic up and i only want 1 vote and ive got it so :oP

[wisewood]

ok - you know what...

TILLY I can't control myself... you get my vote.

:o :lol:

[Tilly]

i was on about my mans vote but thanks anyway

[wisewood]

yeah well now you have two.



... you are welcome by the way.

[Matt Finary]

Don't post any pic's Micky, I had my post removed last time because of your itchy ones :roll: .

Matt :lol:

[Anton]

I think LINZTDI is PHWOAR!!!!

:lol: HUBBA HUBBA :lol:

[wisewood]

and what do you base that claim on mate? - oh and watch out... she has a boyfriend... thats the big bloke with her in the picture if you're wondering :lol:

[Anton]

The pics in the album. I'm sure Mr Linz TDI won't mind my comments :P

[wisewood]

she might not enjoy being letched at by a David Dickenson wannabe though :D

[Anton]

how could she resist my wanna be orangey charms?

[wisewood]

i don't know mate - i certainly can't... so how on earth she could is beyond the grasp of my mind... but then most things are :D

[Anton]

how about uploading the other pix?

[wisewood]

sorry mate - she emailed them to me coz she didn't know how to do it herself... she has since figured it out, hence the third pic being upload by her... if she want's them shown she will show them...

I have now deleted them from the computer at work... no need for them to be there. PM and ask her to upload them... she might do.

[Tilly]

K stop scwabbling. Im the best :? and THATS THAT

[wisewood]

well of course you are... i didn't want to say anything before incase it started the rumours again :oops:

[Chris LR]

The rumours about Wisewood, Tilly and Anton all in it together

[Anton]

feeling left out then?

[Chris LR]

Lol, Coming from the one thats in there with Woody & Tilly.

I don't want to have any responsability, although you already know that, becasue you read that on TCoT before you changed what I said!

I'll just sit back and laugh at all the mistakes you've made.

[wisewood]

Anton - what you been "moderating" this time? :lol:

[Anton]

that would be telling :roll:

[Chris LR]

It would, I think you need to visit the Confession Forum!

[wisewood]

Very good thinking chris... Anton - get yourself along to confession :lol:

[Chris LR]

NOW!

[Tilly]

LMAO did u confess all??/

[Anton]

*sigh* yes :roll:

[Chris LR]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :twisted:

[linzTDI]

how could she resist my wanna be orangey charms?
What ever Anton

[wisewood]

i do believe that was a little bitter - what's going on there then? :wink:

[linzTDI]

What do you mean?

[wisewood]

just the way you say "Whatever Anton" - seems a bit sinister and agressive. Poor lad has a crush on you :lol:

[linzTDI]

i wouldnt take it that far. anyway hes not feelin to good at the minute with the news of his nova :cry:

[wisewood]

i know - shocking news about that. Gutted for him.

[Anton]

crush me? never! lol I'm driving around in a 1974 capri and 1998 diesel 106 at the moment! what street cred! lmfao

[wisewood]

1974 capri... what engine size mate?
a mate of mine is after a capri - he has loved em since he was a little boy... lol.

[Anton]

1.6 :) but slow as fcuk, Me dad loves old fords, he also has a brooky 2.8 and a 3.0.

[linzTDI]

sounds lovely ha ha

[Anton]

oi watch it you :wink:

its not by choice!!! I'm in the pug mostly ne ways :P

[wisewood]

lmfao - you think thats any better on this site do you? :lol:

[Anton]

its only for the time being! I've seen a mint one owner nova me likes very much. WATCH THIS SPACE :o


and its better than driving a girly clio with a novaload.net sticker on it :P

[wisewood]

and its better than driving a girly clio with a novaload.net sticker on it :P

shut it!!!

[Anton]

mwhahahaha :P

[Tilly]

Have u decided on ur name yet? lmao

[wisewood]

you'd have to check the post where the voting was going on Tilly.

[linzTDI]

oi watch it you :wink:

its not by choice!!! I'm in the pug mostly ne ways :P

When i hear the word pug i dont think of a car i think of one of those little dogs of The Men in Black.
So We can still laugh at you either way. So i would think of that before calling other peoples cars :lol:

[Anton]

wisewood stop editing my posts :|

[linzTDI]

oh stop blaming other people

[wisewood]

anton... i have no idea what you're talking about there mate.

[Anton]

very funny you slag! :P

[wisewood]

anton... wtf?

[Chris LR]

For TUNA's sake you two shut it, your both as bad as each other!

This has got nothing to do with the Sexiest On N-load, you should be ashamed!

Back to the topic in hand, It's Me!

[Anton]

woody- wanted something else to call you, as low budget cheesey porn star is getting old now :D

[Chris LR]

Old or not, He is still a low rate, low paid, Work-Shy excuse for a fridge repairing Porn-star!

[wisewood]

low rate, work shy fridge repairing porn star maybe...

but i earn quite nicely thank you very much.

[Chris LR]

I forgot to say Post Slag

[Tilly]

U got told now im gonna settle this argument once and for all
Tilly= best female on nl ( Full STOP)

[wisewood]

i would love to agree with what you say... and for the sake of saving an arguement i will...

but we all know it is me really :D

[Anton]

closely followed by Anton 8)

[Tilly]

well shut up then
I reckon this post should now be locked lmao

[wisewood]

Anton = confused and meant to say Kev.

[Anton]

nah i ment linztdi :roll:

[wisewood]

i cant lock it tilly... wouldnt be fair.. people may wanna argue with ya about it... though i cant see why they would :wink:

[Tilly]

neither would i lol

[wisewood]

unless of course they wanted to argue the sexiest person on novaload was wisewood... because he is very sexy you know :lol:

[linzTDI]

very funny you slag! :P

i hope you were not referring to me there! :twisted:

[wisewood]

i think he was you know :o

[Anton]

no i was reffering 2 woody the work shy porn star :x

[wisewood]

yeah yeah... course you were Anton. :lol:


:twisted:

[Anton]

shut it u muppet! and get back 2 work :lol:

[Tilly]

A slag is = the mass of rough fragments of rock derived from volcanic lava, scoria.

How is woody this???
Not that im sticking up for him

[wisewood]

would never have thought yuo were sticking up for me tilly...
just being sarcastic with Anton.

i mean, why would you stick up for me? we clearly detest each other :lol:

[Anton]

don't you just love sarcasm :roll:

[Tilly]

im always sarcastic

[wisewood]

always?

[Chris LR]

I think this little smiley :P is better looking than any of you!

[Breeny]

I am the sexiest sheesh

ahem maybe not :lol:

[Tilly]

I think this little smiley :P is better looking than any of you!

dont judge a book by its cover

[wisewood]

how else should we judge it for a sexiest member competition?

[Chris LR]

:P :arrow: Number 1!!!!

[Nova1.6]

look u guys, this post was made by me, now listen.

I AM THE SEXIEST


So stop posting unless its to agree!

[Tilly]

i just noticed sheep dip uve nearl hit 1000 post

so reply to this and youd of done it.


u can think what u want i dont agree with u though :lol:

[wisewood]

Neil... shut up boy... no way you are sexier than me... and i am not the sexiest on here (according to Tilly anyway) so you can't possibly be the sexiest.

[Chris LR]

How do you know what amougst the 100's of members who don't post there isn't a supermodel?

I mean there are about 10 people from Wolverhampton, only one of them (me) posts! That means there is atleast 9 other people who are better than all of you. :P

[wisewood]

lmfao - everyone from wolverhampton is better than everyone else then chris... LMFAO!!!

[Chris LR]

But Of Course, Home of the MIGHTY WANDERERS

[Tilly]

who the f.u.k are they? lol

Woody when did i say that
tilly says "wisewoods wishful thinking"

[wisewood]

i know you never actually said it... but its obvious you dont think i am... or you would have said so... wouldnt you?

[Chris LR]

Tilly I'm deeply offended.

www.wolves.co.uk

[wisewood]

dont show any weakness Chris... i mentioned i didnt like being called woody once and now look... she calls it me all the time. :o

[Chris LR]

Wolfie & Wolfena are the Sexiest

[Tilly]

Tilly did nt mean to offend :oops: :twisted:

[wisewood]

Tilly did nt mean to offend :oops: :twisted:


yeah right.

[Chris LR]

I thought Tilly was here for the sole purpose of offending ppl?

[Anton]

lol :D

[wisewood]

thats not her sole purpose... but she does it so well :D so she might as well hadn't she :lol:

[Chris LR]

thats not her sole purpose...

What else is she useful for then? I think theres a story behind this!

[wisewood]

no story behind it mate... its just her main reason for being here is to find out stuff about her car.

[Chris LR]

Like how to drive it? :lol:

[Tilly]

about my car/for my car and about others cars im not as sad as woody and sit here all day.

I also am now a qualified dental nurse so have a purpose in life thank u very much

[wisewood]

uh oh...

[Chris LR]

:?

[Tilly]

oh yeah cause i cant drive ive had licence for 2.5 yrs had an accident NO
Did i go to USC on MY OWN ast year yup
think im a bit dedicated to driving.

I do get wound up with blokes talking shit

[wisewood]

oh dear chris.... you have angered her :D

[Chris LR]

She wound me up, I wound her up.

Sorry Tilly :)

[wisewood]

Sorry just wont do it mate... it'll take more than that :lol:

[Chris LR]

Like making you look like a fool in public, for her amusement?

[wisewood]

i should think that would be a start.

[Chris LR]

Well I'm struggling for ideas? How about putting a post in Genral Chat telling everyone it's your birthday 2moro?

[wisewood]

well that would be nice for me :lol:

but might as well wait until its actually my birthday mate :)

[Chris LR]

O well, too late.

[wisewood]

i suppose i could lock it until tomorrow :lol:

[Chris LR]

It'd be like opening a present!

[Anton]

what u getting for your b/day then woody?

[wisewood]

no idea... everyone is skint after xmas so probably foook all.

[Tilly]

Think u need one of them jumpers with Funky Munkey on umm

[Anton]

I have a t shirt with funkey monkey on it :D

[wisewood]

Right now i am wearing one with northern monkey written on it... :D

as demonstrated below :wisewood:

http://www2.novaload.net/files/wisewood/northernmonkey.jpg

[Alex]

well no arguement there

[Phil_G]

U got told now im gonna settle this argument once and for all
Tilly= best female on nl ( Full STOP)


but we all know it is me really

:o [/quote]

[wisewood]

lmfao - you know what i mean :lol: smart arse.

[Nova1.6]

im still sexiest.

[Chris LR]

in terms of sheep

[Nova1.6]

BBBBBBAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Chris LR]

Right, at least we've got sexiest sheep sorted.

[Nova1.6]

wanna shear me?

[wisewood]

i dont wanna shear you but kev might do... :D he likes that sorta thing i heard.

[Nova1.6]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :o

[Alex]

you know you want him to :D