had an nde yesterday

[jimbob-mcgrew]

nde - ' near death experience ' for those not in the know.
basically driving down a road minding my own business at standard speed and had to swerve harsh to stop a car from t-boning me from the left.
fcuking amazed there wasnt a crash, i was almost dead certain i was gonna t-bone him first up, cos he burst out right infront of me, causing me to palm it hefty right to get out of his way, miraculously there was no impact, but at the corner of my eye i could see him still moving towards me as i was passing him, and again expecting impact in the side or towards the back end, and it being a rearwheel drive i was kinda waiting for me to do a 180 following the knock, but again no impact.
i was lucky i didnt stamp on the brakes or come off the throttle or i woulda crashed for sure.
was kinda weird as his horn and what sounded like his car alarm was intermittently coming on as i passed. (possibly his car was playing up and he didnt have control ?)
was too close for comfort tho - musta been rizla paper between the cars.
evasive manouveres like the starship enterprise.
im just thankful nothing happened as it wasnt my car and i had a passenger that needed a change of underwear.

[jimbob-mcgrew]

on another note, im kinda worried as i had a drink last night and dont remember, woke up with a hangover on a m8s sofa ?

i just hope i wasnt too racist

[jimbob-mcgrew]

*news flash* i have some answers :

Shaggy says (12:27):
mornin

Shaggy says (12:28):
your up early

taf says (12:28):
mornin

taf says (12:28):
yeh i woke up on your couch half 7 this mornin, wtf ?

Shaggy says (12:28):
fcuk

Shaggy says (12:28):
u wernt sick ?

taf says (12:28):
what happened ?

taf says (12:29):
omg

Shaggy says (12:29):
you were flip flopping around like a fish outta water

taf says (12:29):
oh shhiiiit

taf says (12:30):
did i make a tw4t of myself ?

Shaggy says (12:30):
not really

Shaggy says (12:30):
u were all over the shop when you tried to walk

taf says (12:30):
jesus christ

Shaggy says (12:31):
u bust a glass then fell asleep on the kitchen floor for about 15 mins

taf says (12:31):
i remember finishing the whisky, then we cracked the vodka bottle.. pfftt rest is history after that

Shaggy says (12:32):
u done about a litre of vodka

Shaggy says (12:32):
which is impressive

taf says (12:32):
sh1t soz bout the glass

taf says (12:32):
no way !
i didnt drink that whole bottle...

Shaggy says (12:33):
around half lol

taf says (12:34):
fcuk

[MyNovaSr]

If you were sober then you should of hit the sad cu^t who pulled out on ya, would not have been your fault so whould not affect your insurance.

But at least you didnt make contact

[jimbob-mcgrew]

i suppose i could class the suicidal amount of spirits as another NDE.... i aint gonna last too long at this rate.

[mowgli]

if you are rushing thru a dark tunnel towards a bright light, then some git has probably tied you to the front of a train..

[AlexW]

lol Tafners great adventrures part 3 lol. Maybe it was a stolen car? I know what its like around you lol

[~~joycey~~]

lol Tafners great adventrures part 3 lol. Maybe it was a stolen car? I know what its like around you lol


Thats valid! if the alarm ect was sounding+driveing like a knobber?

[Andy]

on another note, im kinda worried as i had a drink last night and dont remember, woke up with a hangover on a m8s sofa ?

i just hope i wasnt too racist
I hate that feeling,when you cant remember fukk all and everyone else "wasnt that bad"
It can drive me mad for days not knowing what you said/happened.

[robertdevlin69]

sounds knicked to me man,i would have followed him and kicked his ass!

[brainsnova]

last night i was driving upto a T junction and the green light must off been green for about 5 seconds when a car barrrelled through the red light from the other direction and if i was going a little faster defo would of been a smash.

[Spudly]

Ive had the self same thing happen to me a few years ago, unfortunately i wasnt so lucky as the other car was doing about 50mph across a junction racing with another car and the SR that i had fallen in love with about four years previously and missed everytine it had been up for sale went from this....................

http://www.pngclub.com/images/car_images/2632big6.jpg (http://www.pngclub.com/images/car_images/2632big6.jpg)








To this.................



http://www.pngclub.com/images/car_images/2632big7.jpg


Id only owned her for three months and was gutted big time, stood up damned well for a 50mph impact though i thought!

[brainsnova]

thats a ****in shame.

[skidmarkz]

if you are rushing thru a dark tunnel towards a bright light, then some git has probably tied you to the front of a train..

lmfao :thumb:

[Dod]

http://www.pngclub.com/images/car_images/2632big7.jpg
Burgo could fix that.

[Spudly]

Chassis legs both sides at rear, boot floor, rear panel, roof, drivers floor panel and both front screen A pillars were bent, the full shell was twisted as i did look into it.

I know what you mean though as i remember his silver (diesel iirc) hatch that he re quartered!

[Dod]

Well you know why you crashed dont you? Look at the camber on the rear ffs.

[Spudly]

Oi cheeky, i didnt crash i was ploughed into by some donut boy racer in his mums punto..............:cry::cry:


I loved that nova and she was stolen away from me in such violent tragic circumstances, i have recurring back problems from that crash aswell!

[Dod]

Ok, so best not to offer a comfort hug then?

[Spudly]

Id accept a hug from you any day dod, its only when ive been on my feet all day or out in the cold far a while (or valeting a car, bending down to leather/polish a car hurts) that i get probs with it, hurt today after being out on my mtb for a few hours lol

[Emmy]

Spudly,That must have been some force for the car to get damaged that much :(

[Spudly]

50+mph impact a lad my mate knows was in the passenger seat of the punto and he said the driver was turning a corner eyeing up some birds and didnt even brake, he saw at least 53mph on the speedo as they hit me!

[Emmy]

That's shocking :eek:

[Spudly]

It is when he tried to put blame onto me and he almost got away with it but either way its one less tidy SR:cry:

[Emmy]

what a cheek trying to blame it on you, aw I know it is a real shame:cry: have you got another car now?.

[Spudly]

Aye ive had about seven more novas since that one it was a long time ago, ive got a nova and a cav at the mo:thumb:

[Emmy]

Nice, that's good now you have two tidy cars :thumb:

[Dod]

Spuds got a Girlfriend, Spuds got a Girlfriend!!!

[Emmy]

lol

[Spudly]

Florence Nightingale effect lol

[Emmy]

Florence :p

[Spudly]

Woooo, she aint said no lol........



Thats a first haha!

[Emmy]

Hmm not sure what im getting myself into here lol lol

[Spudly]

Too late now muhahahaha lol

[Emmy]

lol lol Looks like there is no escaping now.