View Full Version : funny phrases that parents tell children
stevenf
17-12-08, 02:16 AM
i have heard some funny things that parents say to their children like
"dont come runing to me when you fall over and break your legs" or a good one like "do you want me to take my hand off you face". anyone know any other good ones?
dougie_boi
17-12-08, 02:32 AM
i used to laugh when my mum told me she would take her slipper off my a**e when i was misbehavin but think it was more funny just because the way she said it lol
Philsutton
17-12-08, 09:01 AM
Something about making faces and then the wind changing, or watching tv gives you square eyes lol
Southie
17-12-08, 09:20 AM
Don't eat your bogies it will give you worms...
... I now have worms :cry:
Shaun_O'Donnell
17-12-08, 09:33 AM
"I'll take my hand off your face" was always replied to with, "You'll have to put it there first!"......which always resulted in a brist slap across the chops.
"I'll wash your mouth out with soap" when caught swearing.
"Wait until your father comes home" sent the fear of death into us.
"Would you like to feel the back of my hand" implying giving you a slapping; that always sounded wrong.
"Wait until your father comes home"
Still waiting 17 years later, can't even remember what I did wrong now lol
NovaBoi92
17-12-08, 10:34 AM
im not angry, im just dissappointed :(
Southie
17-12-08, 10:41 AM
No honey, her face is not melting. Those are called wrinkles.
'Eat your crusts, it will make your hair curly.' :wtf:
Stop picking your nose, your head will cave in!
Stop playing with it, youll go blind!
Your face will stay like that if the wind changes!
Look, no hands!
My mum also used to tell me I shouldn't play with my belly button, because if I accidentally unscrewed it my bum would fall off.
My mum also used to tell me I shouldn't play with my belly button, because if I accidentally unscrewed it my bum would fall off.
pmsl
Don't eat apple seeds or you'll have an apple tree growing in your stomach :(
Also, this isn't something I ever heard but a mate told me once that his parents would say something like 'I'll come across your face in a minute lad!' lol Come as in slap I assume (hope!)
Eat all your carrots and you can see in the dark.
"Wait till you dad comes home" how many times did I hear that! lol didnt make any diffrence though.
NovaLad
17-12-08, 11:45 AM
''You better not turn out gay''
lol lol
''If ....... jumped off a cliff would you do it aswell then?''
''You better not turn out gay''
lol lol
At least you tried mate lol
NovaLad
17-12-08, 11:48 AM
At least you tried mate lol
:gay: lol
:gay: lol
PIC UNRELATED lol
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''You better not turn out gay''
Did you hear that alot then!? lol lol lol lol
NovaLad
17-12-08, 11:57 AM
Yeah because i have a gay cousen so i always got the relatives saying are you going to turn out gay like your cousen haha!!!
**** that.
**** that.
What, your cousin? lol
Look, no hands!
LMFAO
DaveyLC
17-12-08, 12:22 PM
Yeah because i have a gay cousen so i always got the relatives saying are you going to turn out gay like your cousen haha!!!
**** that.
Luckily you just turned out like your illiterate uncle :thumb:
"You will get the hiding of your life"
"Ill belt you in a minute"
"Stop fcuking swearing!"
Some other phrases ive had said to me by neighbours etc...
"If that ball comes ovva ere again ill put a bastad knife in it!!"
"Get round your own end"
"Wait til i tell ya muvva what you've been smoking"
Yes i was little barsteward
Austin.J
17-12-08, 04:52 PM
If you play with it too much it'll drop off.
brainsnova
17-12-08, 05:06 PM
"wait till your dad gets home" lol a boy i know used to **** it then his dad got a sex change and threw his mum out. he was called ricky but now rachel.
im not angry, im just dissappointed
is the worst one, means so much more.
"cant you just behave once in a while"
yeh ok i will just not now lol
If you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry about.
I would stay out of kicking distance if I were you.
turbojolt
17-12-08, 06:07 PM
do you have to go on some sort of course to learn these when you become a parent as i have heard them all from mine in the past lol
Run like the wind when crossing the road lol
Run like the wind when crossing the road lol
:wtf:Never heard that,running in the roads dangerous.
LEWI007
17-12-08, 06:32 PM
Ill give you a good hiding (i always thought it was something to do with hide and seek :tard:)
There'll be Hell on ( i thought "hell" was some tv show that came on telly :wtf:)
ill give you the biggest good hiding of your life lol (which got said more than once :p)
ill take the side of your face off ( i thought they actually would take half of my head off:()
I know that Andy, Its something some parents would say at a crossing before the lights change to keep their kids safe incase any cars were to go through when its the green man.
I know that Andy, Its something some parents would say at a crossing before the lights change to keep their kids safe incase any cars were to go through a green light.
I dont know where youre from but all cars go on green around here and funnily enought they stop (or at least most do) on red lol
*edit*
You were told to run like the wind across the road when the lights were on green, did your parents not want you then?
I know that Andy, Its something some parents would say at a crossing before the lights change to keep their kids safe incase any cars were to go through a green light.
Say what to them?
kelbelle
17-12-08, 07:09 PM
I always hated when you were upset about being told off and my dad would tell me to "wipe that look of your face".
You've shouted at me twice now am I supposed to be joyously happy?
"wait till your dad gets home" - instant kakking myself
I always hated when you were upset about being told off and my dad would tell me to "wipe that look of your face".
You've shouted at me twice now am I supposed to be joyously happy?
Thats just made me and my rents LOL haha, have some rep for amusing the grumpy mofo i call my dad lol
kelbelle
17-12-08, 07:18 PM
Thank you very much :)
Of course my parents wanted me, Its just a saying that's all I didnt mean that I done that, and where Im from some cars do actually go through when the green man shows,sometimes when people are trying to cross :p
Of course my parents wanted me, Its just a saying that's all and where Im from some cars do actually go through green lights sometimes :p
Thats probably because theyre supposed to go through green lights all the time not just sometimes.....
Tis red they should stop at:tard:
"pic a window......as thats the one your going through you little @unt"
"if you dont stop ****ing about, my boot will be replacing your face"
I know but I mean when you think its safe to cross like when its the green man which means you are ok to cross cars still go right through.
kelbelle
17-12-08, 10:06 PM
I have to say im quite concerned by the amount of violence in some of these saying lol
Its not from me Kelbelle :p I just said one simple saying and got 21 questions lol
stevenf
17-12-08, 10:11 PM
my mother used to tell me to go play with the busses but i though it was a little dangerous :(
General Baxter
17-12-08, 10:13 PM
my mom didn't tell me anything, i remember when i was younger i was a right **** and did not want to go to school, so she hit me with a crow bar, lol
now im a good little boy lol
i did not want to go to school, so she hit me with a crow bar, lol
now im a good little boy lol
I have visions of you just standing there giggling to yourself afterwards aswell lmfaolol
General Baxter
17-12-08, 10:21 PM
see, if these young ones, should be ****ed with a crowbar, all the respect would come back :)
my mum used to love the slipper and when really mad whe's use a feckin coat hanger!
It was simply a case of "RIGHT - THAT'S IT!" and I'd leg it big time!
"When I get hold of you...I'll smack you so hard youll be peeling your face off me hand!"
"Ill bloody knock you into next week if you do that again!"
"Don't touch that you dont know where it's been!"
"If I have to tell you once more to "turn that bloody television down"/"computer off"/"come for your tea" (etc) it'll go in the bin!"
And why is it when reading these back you go into a North Yorkshire accent!
By EK!
stevenf
18-12-08, 09:13 AM
my mam used to send me for the slipper first :(
if i didn`t get it i would get it twice as hard lol
DaveyLC
18-12-08, 09:16 AM
my mum used to love the slipper and when really mad whe's use a feckin coat hanger!
It was simply a case of "RIGHT - THAT'S IT!" and I'd leg it big time!
"When I get hold of you...I'll smack you so hard youll be peeling your face off me hand!"
"Ill bloody knock you into next week if you do that again!"
"Don't touch that you dont know where it's been!"
"If I have to tell you once more to "turn that bloody television down"/"computer off"/"come for your tea" (etc) it'll go in the bin!"
And why is it when reading these back you go into a North Yorkshire accent!
By EK!
Sounds like some quotes from Everybody Hates Chris.
My personal fave is.. "I'm going to slap you into a different dial code" lol
let_nova
18-12-08, 04:49 PM
Thats probably because theyre supposed to go through green lights all the time not just sometimes.....
Tis red they should stop at:tard:
she says green man. pedestrians cross the road on the green man,.... cars go on the green light. the 2 arent green at any 1 time.
Never mind you dont get what I meant lol everyone started looking into it all to much and what I said makes perfect sense.
she says green man. pedestrians cross the road on the green man,.... cars go on the green light. the 2 arent green at any 1 time.
She edited it......
incase any cars were to go through a green light.
That to me says the green light the cars have not the green man lol
Asa-James
18-12-08, 05:16 PM
"take your bloody things upstairs. and thats swearing!"
ahh, god bless the mother
let_nova
18-12-08, 05:19 PM
She edited it......
That to me says the green light the cars have not the green man lol
i give up. going to go and hold my head down the toilet. :wtf:
Was gonna say i bet that was your mum as mine says that aswell, and thats bloody swearing haha:thumb:
Sounds like some quotes from Everybody Hates Chris.
My personal fave is.. "I'm going to slap you into a different dial code" lol
Then the sdcript writers were listening to my mum open a can of whoop ass on my behind!
lol
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