if you were a porn star what would your name be?

[let_nova]

as above ?

dont really know what mine would be???:thumb:

[Stuart]

Pillow Biter



Lee would be "Limpy Lee"

[Mike]

Mike

[Benn]

Justin Credible...

Or Mr filth.

[Stuart]

Mike Hunt

:thumb:

[Lynsey]

Thought it was your mum's maiden name followed by your first pet's name. Mine would be Wood Sally. Hmph. Then again, Sally Wood (would) ;)

[Spudly]

My mate at work was on about something along the lines of, you take the name of your first pet and your mothers maiden name to produce your p0rn name.....


Mine would be "Speedy Payne" lol


*edit* beaten by lynz.... bugger!

[Dave.]

Sir Super Shlong!

[Benn]

Thought it was your mum's maiden name followed by your first pet's name. Mine would be Wood Sally. Hmph. Then again, Sally Wood (would) ;)

Thats agreat name!

[Lynsey]

Yours is good Spud :p Was your first pet a tortoise?

We were discussing this in the pub last night, my mate's would be 'Muffin Ryder' lol

[Mike]

I havent had a "first pet". Therefore, my name stays as Mike.

[Lynsey]

Mike, you're such a boring Tango Whisky Alpha Tango. You used to be fun, what went wrong? lol

[Dave.]

Mike, you're such a boring Tango Whisky Alpha Tango. You used to be fun, what went wrong? lol

he hit poverty puberty lol

[Mike]

Mike, you're such a boring Tango Whisky Alpha Tango. You used to be fun, what went wrong? lol

I bought a house :(

[Lynsey]

LMAO lol

Ok, I'll call you 'Candycane Brown-star' :D You can has porn name from me, is a gift.

[mayhem]

LMAO lol

Ok, I'll call you 'Candycane Brown-star' :D You can has porn name from me, is a gift.

gay porn?lol

[Spudly]

Yours is good Spud :p Was your first pet a tortoise?



Nope she was a gorgeous little champagne rat, silky white fur with pink eyes and she was ace i was gutted when she died:cry:

[Lynsey]

Oh, just that 'speedy' is the name of 2 tortoises that belong to my mates.

My sister has 2 birds, both called Carrot. I'm sure that'd make for an interesting porn name but not sure I wanna think about it. She's 25, why she called both birds the same name I do not know. She does things like that.

[Spudly]

Now thats random as hell naming both birds the same name lol

[Lynsey]

Aye, she wanted to call her rabbit that too. She went for 'Benji' instead. Then when we got a puppy a couple of months after the baby bunnies, she called him Ben. She's one of the top nurses in her hospital FFS, be afraid, be very afraid.

[mowgli]

Aye, she wanted to call her rabbit that too. She went for 'Benji' instead. Then when we got a puppy a couple of months after the baby bunnies, she called him Ben. She's one of the top nurses in her hospital FFS, be afraid, be very afraid.

Does she have men friends???? does she wear work boots in her spare time??




Anyway, my ps name would be Tiggy Shepherd

[Lynsey]

Eh? What are you trying to imply?

[Benn]

Going on what lynz said mine would be.........
Dimmick Marmite


Which is different.

[Sloth]

mines dozy dafter.
it figures........
lol

[Welsh Dan]

Davies Morgan.

[Asa-James]

flopsy holland.


bugger.

[mowgli]

flopsy holland.


bugger.

you're not meant to list your speciality as well

[Asa-James]

lmao! ahh well

[mowgli]

Davies Morgan.

isn't that the mp who was caught in a london park 'accidentally' trying to procure a young boy???????????

[Welsh Dan]

Not according to google :confused:

[walshc]

Cooper Tyson mine would be :confused:
Sounds more like a sh*t american, cheesy, tv detective lol

[Lauren]

Thought it was your mum's maiden name followed by your first pet's name. Mine would be Wood Sally. Hmph. Then again, Sally Wood (would) ;)

In that case, I would be Piper Onion. lol

[Southie]

First pet was Domino (great dane) + Mothers maiden name Dyson

= Domino Dyson

[Lauren]

Urgh your avatar is horrible! I'm terrified of clowns!

[turbojolt]

so if its your first pets name followed by your mothers maiden name mine would be


buffy duff

[Southie]

Urgh your avatar is horrible! I'm terrified of clowns!
!! HA HA HA !!
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/scary-clown-2005.jpg

[turbojolt]

did you draw that up it looks good

[Southie]

did you draw that up it looks good

Nah I wish. Permanent borrow lol

[Lauren]

*runs away and hides*

[Jack]

Erm, Cleo Woollams if I choose my first pets name. :wtf:

If I choose my current cat's name - Ron Woollams. shutup, ron is a great name for a cat

[kevo16v]

Im going to cheat as the mothers maiden name and pet name combo is poo for me - Williamson Fritz :wtf:

So im going with Smutly McMuff :D

[craig green]

The usual maiden name & 1st pet is...

Henry Cox. Pretty cool I reckon.

[kelbelle]

Well mine would be:
keeble tonic

rubbish:(

[Lynsey]

Erm, Cleo Woollams if I choose my first pets name. :wtf:


Rexy'd just love to ride THAT!

[C14se]

mine would be BOB

[walshc]

Rexy'd just love to ride THAT!

Badum tisch!

[Jack]

Rexy'd just love to ride THAT!
Rexy can ride me if he wants lol

[burgo]

mine would be bruno colwell.....how ****

[JSeymour]

seymour ass as im sure seymour butts wont want me stealing his namelol

[ade]

you had a pet called Butts?

mine wuld be Buffy Johnson

[Nova_Tek]

I aint got no pets so I'm not going down the surname petname route but Dong O'Long would be a suitable name for moi I feel lol

[MyNovaSr]

Mine would be sven and I would also leave seamen on the bench :roll:

[Hobbit]

Barney Smyth

[brainsnova]

brain fuk

[Emmy]

Exotic Emma :thumb: lol

[kelbelle]

My name is Kelly and there are not any good adjectives beginning with K so cant do that with my name. Unless i take a word beginning with C and spell it wrong. But bad spelling goes against all I believe in lol

[Dar]

Just Increidible

[Dod]

Micky McBiggun, thats me!!

[Smurf-Xx]

mya cummings - random name generator!