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[Smurf-Xx]

Some silly life quotes;

How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If God created everything who created God?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Charlie: I'm not old enough to understand girls. Jasper: Heh, I don' think anybody lives THAT long.

If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in 'anagram'?

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming

[bmw156]

very good rach

[mowgli]

lets finish it off then,

How does the snowplough driver get to work??

why do burgers come in packs of 4 & buns come in sixes?

[Dar]

Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered?

If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?

When you go to Heaven, do you wear the clothes you were buried in forever?

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, “sleep like a baby”?

Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage?

Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why do you “put your 2p's worth in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?

If you are IN a movie, why are you ON TV?

[mowgli]

tinned ham is reformed & cured. Amy Winehouse isn't......