---Dave Hay---

[?Marty?]

If anyone has pictures of dave, naked or fully clothed (preferably close ups of his face), please e-mail them to:

IamDaveHay@hotmail.com

I'm having reconstructive surgery to look like him. Thanks.

[Dave_Hay]

Just me that thinks this is weird then?

[Chris LR]

No, I think it's pretty fcuk'd up.

[?Marty?]

:lol:

For some strange reason, i have singled you out Dave, as to be my subject of 'being picked on'. I guess you can just count yourself lucky. You lucky bugger! :lol:

[Ian]

http://www.novaload.net/gallery/albums/Events/Billing_aquadrome_July_2002/Dcp_1039.jpg

[Fester]

oh look theres my hand as well

[?Marty?]

Is he holding some kind of a sexual aid?

[Anton]

in which hand? He may have another one in his other hand judging by his expression :lol:

[Fester]

multi-use small torch sexual aid.... maybe? maybe not

[Dave_Hay]

oi

:lol:

[MattyWoo]

Pretty weird post!!!! :?

Are you changing "the victim" every week or something??? If you want some pics of wisewood i'm sure sheep dip has loads :lol:

[wisewood]

very wierd post indeed - but i don't think i have seen one appealing for pictures of someone for reconstructive surgery to look like them before... well done marty - new path you are walking.

and as for sheep dip having pictures of me, he probably does... i sometimes get the feeling someone is watching me but can't see anyone around - maybe it is him with his telephoto lens.

[MattyWoo]

maybe its sheep dips missus that is watching you, thats why shes soo eager to come to MK !!! :lol:

[Anton]

perhaps they just wanna 3som or own some orgy web site?

[MattyWoo]

Maybe, or maybe they wanna be polite and give wisewood a lift to milton keynes hehe :?

[wisewood]

Lets just evaluate those one at a time shall we...

1. Sheep Dips missuss is stalking me from afar witha big camera lens.
That wouldn't be so bad - I could live with that until she turned bunny boiler and started going crazy, trying to kill my two cats out of jealousy.

2. They want a threesome
Unfotunately the thought of seeing any part of Sheep Dip not clothed makes me feel quite ill, so I can't see that one happening some how... although - if he wears tight leather or rubber :D lmfao.

3. Perhaps they are being polite and offering me a lift to MK.
This seems the most likely option.

HOWEVER - in reality, who knows, all of the above could be true.

[Anton]

I can't see that one happening some how... although - if he wears tight leather or rubber :D

LMAO!!!!!

[?Marty?]

Has anyone been watching the new series of Alan Partridge?

The swinger episode (Dan)! Is that what Wisewoods heading for? :lol:

Sex 'Festival' :lol:

Oh and, I love you Dave. :wink: