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?Marty?
22-11-02, 03:54 PM
If anyone has pictures of dave, naked or fully clothed (preferably close ups of his face), please e-mail them to:
IamDaveHay@hotmail.com
I'm having reconstructive surgery to look like him. Thanks.
Dave_Hay
25-11-02, 08:11 PM
Just me that thinks this is weird then?
Chris LR
25-11-02, 08:15 PM
No, I think it's pretty fcuk'd up.
?Marty?
25-11-02, 11:18 PM
:lol:
For some strange reason, i have singled you out Dave, as to be my subject of 'being picked on'. I guess you can just count yourself lucky. You lucky bugger! :lol:
http://www.novaload.net/gallery/albums/Events/Billing_aquadrome_July_2002/Dcp_1039.jpg
oh look theres my hand as well
?Marty?
27-11-02, 12:04 AM
Is he holding some kind of a sexual aid?
in which hand? He may have another one in his other hand judging by his expression :lol:
multi-use small torch sexual aid.... maybe? maybe not
Dave_Hay
27-11-02, 12:44 PM
oi
:lol:
MattyWoo
27-11-02, 12:51 PM
Pretty weird post!!!! :?
Are you changing "the victim" every week or something??? If you want some pics of wisewood i'm sure sheep dip has loads :lol:
wisewood
27-11-02, 02:37 PM
very wierd post indeed - but i don't think i have seen one appealing for pictures of someone for reconstructive surgery to look like them before... well done marty - new path you are walking.
and as for sheep dip having pictures of me, he probably does... i sometimes get the feeling someone is watching me but can't see anyone around - maybe it is him with his telephoto lens.
MattyWoo
27-11-02, 03:08 PM
maybe its sheep dips missus that is watching you, thats why shes soo eager to come to MK !!! :lol:
perhaps they just wanna 3som or own some orgy web site?
MattyWoo
27-11-02, 03:22 PM
Maybe, or maybe they wanna be polite and give wisewood a lift to milton keynes hehe :?
wisewood
27-11-02, 03:34 PM
Lets just evaluate those one at a time shall we...
1. Sheep Dips missuss is stalking me from afar witha big camera lens.
That wouldn't be so bad - I could live with that until she turned bunny boiler and started going crazy, trying to kill my two cats out of jealousy.
2. They want a threesome
Unfotunately the thought of seeing any part of Sheep Dip not clothed makes me feel quite ill, so I can't see that one happening some how... although - if he wears tight leather or rubber :D lmfao.
3. Perhaps they are being polite and offering me a lift to MK.
This seems the most likely option.
HOWEVER - in reality, who knows, all of the above could be true.
I can't see that one happening some how... although - if he wears tight leather or rubber :D
LMAO!!!!!
?Marty?
27-11-02, 03:53 PM
Has anyone been watching the new series of Alan Partridge?
The swinger episode (Dan)! Is that what Wisewoods heading for? :lol:
Sex 'Festival' :lol:
Oh and, I love you Dave. :wink:
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